META: no more sexybits, please
Persons of MGoBlog:
Y'all gotta cut it out with the barely PG-13 bewbs stuff. (And for the rare times a woman has intrepidly posted BEEFCAKE in a thread, that too.) I've never liked it much because I think it can be offputting to women, but it wasn't something I wanted to police.
That's got to change, as Google is now actively scanning for that kind of stuff and sending me emails like so:
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Hello,
This is a warning message to alert you that there is action required to bring your AdSense account into compliance with our AdSense program policies. We’ve provided additional details below, along with the actions to be taken on your part.
Affected website: mgoblog.com
Example page where violation occurred: http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/
Action required: Please make changes to your site within 3 business days.
Current account status: Active
Violation explanation
Google ads may not be placed on pages with adult or mature content. This includes, but is not limited to, pages with images or videos containing:
- Strategically covered nudity
- Sheer or see-through clothing
- Lewd or provocative poses
- Close-ups of breasts, buttocks, or crotches
For more information about keeping your content family-safe, please review our program guidelines and these tips from the policy team.
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Obviously losing adsense would be a very bad thing for the viability of this site, so Kate Upton's gotta go. In the future we're going to be deleting this stuff on sight; persistent violators will get docked points.
February 18th, 2015 at 9:35 PM ^
One final Kate Upton posbang thread please? I feel like this is the end of an era...
February 18th, 2015 at 9:53 PM ^
We'll just post unsexy bits.
February 18th, 2015 at 10:18 PM ^
But we love Kate Upton!
Someone needs to photoshop some respectable clothes on her pictures (because there are no pictures of her on the internet with any clothes on . . . I checked), so that we can still post her.
Maybe something of her in a Michigan cheerleader outfit. We'll have to let our imaginations do the rest.
February 18th, 2015 at 10:31 PM ^
Selfies of my bare ass will be ready in time for the Friday posbang. Just remember to be kind. I have feelings too.
February 18th, 2015 at 10:59 PM ^
No close-ups of breasts, buttocks, or crotches dammit!!!
February 18th, 2015 at 10:59 PM ^
I'm going to post one more Kate Upton photo before the ban. Yes I am a rebel. Here she is.
February 19th, 2015 at 8:38 AM ^
You people are pathetic.
February 18th, 2015 at 10:08 PM ^
I clicked that thread and there were only 3 images depcting women.
the asian boob gif,
the woman slapping upvote on the other chicks buttocks (google safe term?)
and marge simpson dancing in a bikini.
I hope marge was not one they were concerned about
unless there were some deleted, google doesnt search this site much, do they?
what an odd thread to raise a flag over given the vast majority of posbang threads much worse than that one.
February 18th, 2015 at 10:21 PM ^
what an odd thread to raise a flag over given the vast majority of posbang threads much worse than that one.
I'm not sure that defense will work . . . "Officer, you're going to give me a ticket for that? That's not fair, I've done so much worse."
February 18th, 2015 at 10:31 PM ^
just pointing out the odd thread choice. a quick google search for posbang click images tab and almost all fo them are sourced to mgoblog. i guess we are the only ones on the internets posbanging?
note: there are very few lewd photos and many funny ones on the google search.
February 19th, 2015 at 9:09 AM ^
Brian does refer to receiving e-mails, plural. Attached thread above may not seem to be the worst offender, but there are probably others that are worse.
February 18th, 2015 at 9:50 PM ^
Well my account just got ruined. Thanks google. Dicks.
February 18th, 2015 at 10:11 PM ^
Well shit. I'm out!
February 19th, 2015 at 9:04 AM ^
between the bazillions it makes on porn and the bazillions it makes from the corporate consolidation of the internets. Cool. Likely simplifies accounting.
February 18th, 2015 at 9:36 PM ^
In response to Google, I will post a picture of a fully-clothed Kate Upton.
February 18th, 2015 at 9:39 PM ^
She looks 39 there. Let's just mention her name instead?
February 18th, 2015 at 9:41 PM ^
You got a problem with 39?
February 18th, 2015 at 9:55 PM ^
but a Kate ain't one. (hit me)
February 18th, 2015 at 10:16 PM ^
can't someone free that little doggie she has in the box?!
there, that ought to put a little salt-peter in the troops' rations.
February 19th, 2015 at 8:32 AM ^
That's not a real dog in that handbag. It's some foolish designer bag for the ultra wealthy.
February 19th, 2015 at 10:14 AM ^
was humorous, or at least, attempting to be humorous.
February 19th, 2015 at 10:40 PM ^
I thought it was a real dog and was agreeing with you.
February 18th, 2015 at 9:52 PM ^
Is this considered "strategically covered nudity"?
February 18th, 2015 at 9:57 PM ^
No doubt. Aren't all clothes just strategically covered nudity? I guess there can be no more pictures of humans or animals. Just robots. All robots.
February 19th, 2015 at 9:57 AM ^
post strategically uncovered nudity.
February 18th, 2015 at 9:54 PM ^
that dog is way too big for that bag lol
February 18th, 2015 at 10:15 PM ^
What she said.
February 19th, 2015 at 8:49 AM ^
She has like a full sized German Shepherd in that little toy poodle bag.
Somebody must have tolld her that size does not matter.
February 18th, 2015 at 10:37 PM ^
Booooooooooring.... I may just have to spend more time with Magnus at Touch the Banner
February 18th, 2015 at 11:01 PM ^
Uhh will TTB even exist in a week with this adsense censorship???
February 19th, 2015 at 12:21 AM ^
Aaarrrggghh - don't say that! I go to TTB for... the articles
February 19th, 2015 at 6:01 AM ^
TTB is banned in China. Seriously.
February 18th, 2015 at 11:09 PM ^
Is she on her way to the Kentucky Derby?
February 18th, 2015 at 11:44 PM ^
( in the carry all )
February 19th, 2015 at 8:37 AM ^
She has a dead leopard around her neck and a poor trapped dog in her little duffle. Does PETA have influence on Google Adsense or is it just crotches and buttocks?
February 18th, 2015 at 9:36 PM ^
It is paramount to protect the franchise even though I have never been against a little skin.
February 18th, 2015 at 9:37 PM ^
A more than reasonable request
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February 18th, 2015 at 9:41 PM ^
No more buttcheeks?!
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
February 18th, 2015 at 9:39 PM ^
How does Magnus get by?
February 18th, 2015 at 9:44 PM ^
his body was deemed not provocative.
February 18th, 2015 at 9:56 PM ^
Speak for yourself. Do not restrict me from coveting Magnus' provocativity.
February 18th, 2015 at 9:39 PM ^
Just post pictures and gifs of Denard instead, folks. It'll make everyone just as happy. Like this great one:
(this is cool, right, Brian?
February 18th, 2015 at 10:40 PM ^
No! Looks like the guy to the right of Denard is wearing body paint... that can't be ok under AdNonSense rules
February 18th, 2015 at 10:43 PM ^
NSFMRK!