OTish: Missed Recruit /s
How did we miss this guy? Gotta be 5 stars. He'll prolly be NFL MVP one day..
I repeat, how did we miss him? What a failure of a recruiting year. Cue the doom.
From MaxPreps: (Never seen before high school highlights of one J.J. Watt)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2rq92cP6ZA
(eMbed fail except for sMart phone app)
Hails from Waukesha, WI
DE
Other suitors in order: Wisconsin, Coastal Carolina, Mid-Tennessee St., St. Mary's (PA), Gonzaga Sprint Team, obviously Alabama, Ohio University (NTO), Findlandia
6'5" 290lbs
Likes: QB meat, blood, screaming woooooo like Ric Flair, the coasts of Maine.
Dislikes: Loud birds and Burt Reynolds/ Uncle Rico love children: (Dave Wanstache is 1st cousin)
HS Career Stats:
Freshman: Broke bench press, senior girls fainted at sight, backup QB teammate quit out of fear.
Sophomore: Three QB carted off field, A concussed teammate after a bare Watt headbutt, and a steady relationship with Jessica Alba.
Junior: National Guard called by two visiting opponents to stop pass rush, dropped squat bar registered a 4.7 on Richter scale, and confused for a bull moose.
Senior: 1st ever season in high school football history all opponents forfeit before kickoff, drag races with Sean Connery, not allowed on the Bachelor show because of lack of competition, and tackling drills with polar bears due to lack of season play to be ready for college.
Can't believe Jim Harbaugh hasn't waved his maniacal genius wand and committed him. This has been a utter failure of a recruiting season. Let's just pack it in.
February 6th, 2015 at 11:42 PM ^
That's why we passed on him. We can't have him doing this on the field.
February 7th, 2015 at 9:50 AM ^
JJ Watt committed to Central Michigan University and played one year there at TE.
February 7th, 2015 at 10:46 PM ^
I am a Chippewa and I did not know that. If I knew how to up vote I would.
February 6th, 2015 at 11:50 PM ^
Quit drinking and go to bed.
February 6th, 2015 at 11:53 PM ^
Go to bed, but don't quit drinking!
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February 7th, 2015 at 3:12 AM ^
dafaq?
February 7th, 2015 at 9:01 AM ^
Nobody envisioned how much he would fall in love with the 'roids.Since you don't probably live near Waukesha, not your fault you didn't know.
February 7th, 2015 at 11:33 AM ^
Has it all.
February 7th, 2015 at 3:50 AM ^
Quit drinking cuz you'll wet the bed.
February 7th, 2015 at 12:00 AM ^
Quit going to bed and drink
February 6th, 2015 at 11:58 PM ^
doublepost
February 6th, 2015 at 11:57 PM ^
What the hell does Urban Meyer in a Stalin costume have to do with JJ Watt?
February 7th, 2015 at 12:06 AM ^
+1000 ... you win the internets for today. :-)
February 7th, 2015 at 8:56 AM ^
Because I laughed out loud at it.
The OP has a certain WTF? feel to it. That post I commented on expressed it perfectly.
Meyer's photo in context makes no sense. StoneRose's comment tying in Stalin makes no sense. (The uniform doesn't look Soviet, the moustache is not particularly Stalin-esque.) None of this makes any sense.
The confluence of senseless commentary merged ... I laughed ... I posted.
February 7th, 2015 at 12:18 AM ^
That's... nice, thank you
February 7th, 2015 at 12:32 AM ^
Thank you you for making it that much better:)
February 7th, 2015 at 12:32 AM ^
Thank you you for making it that much better:)
February 7th, 2015 at 12:35 AM ^
Now I can go to bed.
February 7th, 2015 at 2:11 AM ^
Is this Jessica Alba pre-mommy days or post-mommy days. If post maybe I show this to my wife. Oh wait, bad idea. What was I thinking or not thinking?
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February 7th, 2015 at 2:36 AM ^
I'll buy THAT for a dollar!
February 7th, 2015 at 8:44 AM ^
Thank you for making this thread worth clicking on.
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February 7th, 2015 at 11:46 AM ^
You did the impossible. You fixed this thread.
February 7th, 2015 at 12:17 AM ^
I fucking love cocaine bear dot jpg
February 7th, 2015 at 12:51 AM ^
I'm confused. Are you a huge Texans fan? Did you just meet JJ Watt and he bought you a bunch of drinks? I mean that's just a lot of research and time spent looking up info on another dude if none of the above doesn't apply.
February 7th, 2015 at 1:08 AM ^
Someone is drunk.
February 7th, 2015 at 1:10 AM ^
CSB
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February 7th, 2015 at 1:13 AM ^
I'm a little confused too. But maybe that's what you were going for. But if I know that, then that means in fact I am not confused. And not being confused about that is really confusing because I fear I am confusing the confusion. And that would just be a disaster!
February 7th, 2015 at 1:54 AM ^
Watt the Fuck?
February 7th, 2015 at 2:46 AM ^
Is this funny?
February 7th, 2015 at 2:49 AM ^
Thread incomplete.
Needs Dennis Fithian "daFaq?"
Will check back later for completeness.
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February 7th, 2015 at 3:43 AM ^
I'm too drunk to read this thread.
February 7th, 2015 at 3:48 AM ^
To the hospital for drinking "a lot" of alcohol and doing cocaine. While we established she'd kill her 19yo daughter for doing the same-it's ok for her too. She just got her check.
Your post reminds me of what she was trying to say.
February 7th, 2015 at 9:04 AM ^
WTF are you trying to say?
February 7th, 2015 at 6:31 AM ^
Is a terrible thing to waste.
February 7th, 2015 at 7:32 AM ^
Kids, don't do drugs mmmmkay
February 7th, 2015 at 7:43 AM ^
Huffing ether and posting on the interwebz
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February 7th, 2015 at 7:49 AM ^
By far, the best comment under the YouTube video was, "Damn, the Jets suck." (the other team's uniforms are somewhat similar).
February 7th, 2015 at 9:01 AM ^
Everything about this thread is awesome. One of my favorite things about this blog: when long time legendary posters who haven't posted in a long time come back and new posters just don't get it because they lack the context that makes it hilarious.
February 7th, 2015 at 9:46 AM ^
We're glad our ignorance is amusing but do we get blessed with the context at some point?
February 7th, 2015 at 10:39 AM ^
You put a tough front, OMG, but deep down you just want to be held. (I'm guessing here).
February 7th, 2015 at 10:45 AM ^
I also miss when the mods used to change avatars and signatures as a punishment.
February 7th, 2015 at 10:38 AM ^
we'll take your word for it