META: Your favorite MGoBlog posters of the past
Saw an interesting exchange in the THE HARBAUGHING thread I started earlier and though i would open it up into its own thread for discussion.
Veteran members, lurkers-now-posters. Who are your favorite posters of the past? These can be guys that got banned, Bolivia'd or just stopped posting on the site and moved on with life unannounced.
If you have any old timey or famous threads from the past, post those also. I'm in the mood for a laugh and want to be entertained.
My favorite that amused me quite often was Section 1. Not sure what happened to him. Why is he my favorite?
It's easy. The 20 page Rich Rod wars he started in threads. Also his blatant stepping over the line into the No Politics zone that got others riled up.
DISCUSS
January 5th, 2015 at 10:15 PM ^
Worry about him. It's fargin' cold out....
January 6th, 2015 at 12:03 AM ^
I've got my love to keep me warm. Also shit tons of Thunderbird.
January 5th, 2015 at 10:17 PM ^
Roll Tide or whatever his name was. Hilarious.
January 5th, 2015 at 10:23 PM ^
He was very insightful with recruiting news though. He seemed connected to the recruiting scene.
January 5th, 2015 at 11:31 PM ^
was the exposure
January 6th, 2015 at 12:06 AM ^
I've always liked OMG Shirtless, but my respect for him reached an all time high for that exposure.
January 5th, 2015 at 11:10 PM ^
That hurts
January 5th, 2015 at 10:17 PM ^
Your mom
January 5th, 2015 at 10:18 PM ^
McFarlin and the dude who freaked out in Red Wings threads.
January 5th, 2015 at 10:24 PM ^
You're thinking of the_big_house_500th (later Wings N Wolverines before that account got banned)
God, his meltdowns were glorious. He once challenged OMG Shirtless to a fight.
This was one of my favorites. He was so sensitive and flipped over the slightest criticisms.
This was one of his final flameouts IIRC. (taken from the linked thread)
I'm not coming back I'm not taking shit from a bunch of people that sit around and hump their hands all day cause they know they can't get pussy from a girl if they tried. Fuck all of you grammar nazis fuck all of you commies and obama lovers fuck all of you who judge people and fuck everyone who doesn't know enough about someone to be judgemental on them take away all my fucking points burn in hell fuckers. GO Blue btw
January 5th, 2015 at 10:30 PM ^
The go blue at the end.
January 5th, 2015 at 10:33 PM ^
During the losing season a few years ago he would threaten to not watch the hockey team for the rest of the season after the losses, then come back after a win pretending like he never said it, before melting down after the next loss and subsequently coming back. It went on the entire season.
January 5th, 2015 at 10:37 PM ^
and it somehow ends with "...burn in hell fuckers. GO Blue btw." At least one redeeming quality.
January 5th, 2015 at 10:43 PM ^
to unravel that mental meltdown.
January 5th, 2015 at 11:31 PM ^
He did say GO Blue at the end.
January 6th, 2015 at 12:28 AM ^
Haha! The Go Blue is like the equivalent of saying no offense. Nothing else that is said matters.
January 6th, 2015 at 8:16 AM ^
"bless his heart" after slamming someone.
January 5th, 2015 at 11:40 PM ^
Oh man, I forgot about McFarlin, but that's probably because I stopped posting between 2011 and now.
January 6th, 2015 at 12:05 AM ^
Wasn't McFarlin also KOB, and Barking Sphincter as well?
January 5th, 2015 at 10:18 PM ^
Also King of Belch and MGoShoe.
January 5th, 2015 at 11:10 PM ^
I always liked Don...short, sweet, and usually sarcastic, Also BiSB, and CRex when they were more regular.
January 5th, 2015 at 11:47 PM ^
He's not dead yet.
January 6th, 2015 at 12:02 AM ^
BiSB, Section 1 and OMG Shirtless were favorites of mine.
January 6th, 2015 at 12:11 AM ^
Crex's stories, they were wpic reads that are great on rereads because you missed something the first three times.
January 6th, 2015 at 7:43 AM ^
CRex was great, and Done still pops up around here every once and a while. But yeah, a couple of old-timers with great takes.
January 5th, 2015 at 10:18 PM ^
It's always good
January 5th, 2015 at 10:18 PM ^
As I said in the other thread, the King of Belch. I don't even remember why - maybe his unrelenting surliness? I do recall him being banned for life.
January 5th, 2015 at 10:32 PM ^
~Herm
RIP
January 5th, 2015 at 10:19 PM ^
TomVH, Chunkems *spelling?*
January 5th, 2015 at 10:28 PM ^
It was like looking up into the sky and watching majestic steeds prancing around. That's when I knew everything was going to be okay.
January 5th, 2015 at 10:38 PM ^
To the same effect I miss BiSB when he posted regularly. Always loved his content, but he was funny as hell, too.
January 6th, 2015 at 8:28 AM ^
FYI BiSB has taken his act to Twitter. Still funy.
January 5th, 2015 at 10:35 PM ^
I second TomVH. His reporting was and continues to be very, very solid. And the "Hold me TomVH" meme was always good for a chuckle.
January 5th, 2015 at 10:54 PM ^
Not because of the content or recruiting insight provided, but for the comments that would follow. I remember one poster, upon hearing great news, responded by say "it's an honor to share the same name as you ". Hahhaha. Easy pal,
January 5th, 2015 at 10:20 PM ^
Aquaman
January 5th, 2015 at 10:39 PM ^
but the name Aquaman makes me think of this image
January 5th, 2015 at 10:20 PM ^
CRex. His stories are amazing.
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January 5th, 2015 at 10:30 PM ^
I forgot about CRex!
January 6th, 2015 at 10:17 AM ^
Just to make sure I'm not confusing people CRex had the epic stories about China, the Korean weddings, and Little Sister?
well, time to re-read. There goes my morning
January 5th, 2015 at 10:20 PM ^
That fake guy from football scoop.
/s
January 5th, 2015 at 10:23 PM ^
Ah yes. MichBroX, where X >= 1. Obligatory:
January 6th, 2015 at 1:22 AM ^
I mentioned him further down the topic and got negged. An injustice I tell you!
January 6th, 2015 at 7:48 AM ^
To his credit, he never gave up trying to convince people his site was reliable...by creating a bunch of fake accounts and calling out people while ignoring all evidence/responses they had.
January 6th, 2015 at 8:03 AM ^
Don't forget about the part where (while pointing out how they're never wrong over there) he also tried convincing he has no involvement with that site.
January 5th, 2015 at 10:23 PM ^
Because he gives zero fucks and will engage you in an actual conversation.
EDIT: It says past, and he is present, so does not count in the past tense. So past is the dude freaking out about the red wings.
January 5th, 2015 at 10:21 PM ^
Herm, although I'm pretty sure he's around here with an alternate name.
January 6th, 2015 at 12:15 AM ^
Yup; Chunkems was great. Six Zero, OMG Shirtless, JHackney, MGOShoe.
January 5th, 2015 at 10:21 PM ^
MWolverine. There were few posters who could put the screws to a poorly constructed post/arguement better than he could IMO. I know this first hand cause he did it enough times to mine but never in a mean-spirited way.
January 5th, 2015 at 10:39 PM ^
I know Brian hated MWolverine, but to me he always came across as one of the better, more level headed posters we had on here.