November 23rd, 2009 at 10:42 PM ^
You would think the two black eyes would be from the beating they just took from Connecticut.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:43 PM ^
A bit of interthreaduality here, but: I should probably get my woman card taken away, because the first thing that popped into my head upon reading this headline was "What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?"
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:47 PM ^
NOTHING, SHE'S ALREADY BEEN TOLD TWICE!
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:32 PM ^
I feel kinda crappy about posting that, it wasn't intended to be offensive and now I can't edit it (as seen in other thread). It was just a comment on how embedded that stupid joke is in my head, but it makes me sound like a twit. If someone passes by who can remove it, please do.
Also I accidentally negbanged myself for it, so great.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:44 PM ^
No one cuts Charlie in the buffet line....
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:44 PM ^
get caught with you're hand in Charlie's cookie jar. EVER.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:45 PM ^
WOTS is he got sucker punched and the guys ran away.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:46 PM ^
beat me by a minute!! +1 to you.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:46 PM ^
is LaGarrett Blount doing in South Bend?
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:57 PM ^
HAHA!
November 24th, 2009 at 6:56 AM ^
sig line
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:49 PM ^
Kudos to you sir!
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:50 PM ^
Who hit him Tyson circa 1988?
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:52 PM ^
The guy had to run through the ND defense to get away. Obviously, there was little resistance. ZING!
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:46 PM ^
Digital Sports Daily is hearing that he may have been sucker punched:
RT @dsportsdaily: Working on getting confirmation on story that Notre Dame QB Jimmy Clausen was involved in a fight outside bar Sunday morning.
RT @dsportsdaily: Some people say that Clausen was "sucker punched", may have only used self-defense... Obviously we have little info on what happened
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:48 PM ^
Andy on November 23, 2009 9:24 PM
Some very ugly souls haunt this locale. I won't be back, but what posters here know about Notre Dame could be stuffed up their butts, which is where I suggest they shove it.
Epic comments? Oh yes.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:54 PM ^
The Ambiguously Gay Emu on November 23, 2009 8:58 PM
J-Claw was probably hitting on someone else's boyfriend.
or the screen name "J Claws O-Ring"
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:58 PM ^
WWTDJD?
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:50 PM ^
3.Unless you were at the bar, shut up!
7.You ND haters make me sick! You are so damn jealous that you could never get in.
8. By the way, Jimmy has a legitimate 3.4 average in college. Grade school is far from college. I myself, a teacher with a Masters Degree, did not do great in elementary school but thrived in High School and College!
Priceless.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:55 PM ^
I hope it does not hurt his draft stock. Get that guy out of South Bend, take Golden Tate too.
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:26 PM ^
Golden Tate must have mistaken Jimmy for the ND band.
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:06 PM ^
i never understood guys at the bar when i go out im about these females and that only
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:20 PM ^
Well said.
November 24th, 2009 at 3:22 AM ^
Cool story, brah.
November 24th, 2009 at 7:01 AM ^
What's up, Boomhauer?
November 24th, 2009 at 9:11 AM ^
Tom and Jane are friends. Tom has a dog named Spot. Spot is a good dog.
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:15 PM ^
Man, I wish this would have happened later in the week. Can you imaging Jimmy coming out to play Saturday with a couple of shiners? I would watch that game for sure.
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:23 PM ^
I personally liked, "Thank God he's not a coach or that would be grounds to be fired at ND. But he probably doesn't have to worry, he has enough white skin."
November 24th, 2009 at 12:20 AM ^
This is why I always carry around an extra bag of whiteness just in case. You never know when you might need a little extra.
November 23rd, 2009 at 11:39 PM ^
of these "alleged" stories from random radio callers. We sure have had our share of rumors twisted and turned into BS at UM over the past few years and it's maddening. I don't really care where it happens, I'm just not a fan of these internet rumors that explode into madness instantaneously before any chance of factuality presents itself. Well, that is unless it happens at Ohio State, fuck them.
November 24th, 2009 at 12:00 AM ^
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4684326
I feel really bad for laughing when I opened that link, sent from a friend.
November 24th, 2009 at 11:31 AM ^
Bizarre that the ESPN story places the incident outside a restaurant after a family dinner, while the original article puts the event at 2:30am outside a bar.
Personally, the fight doesn't seem like a big deal but the giant difference in reported stories is questionable. Did ESPN pull their facts from a university press release?
November 24th, 2009 at 11:53 AM ^
Both sentences from the ESPN article:
...was punched in the face by an irate fan outside a South Bend restaurant early Sunday morning...
...as he left an establishment after having dinner with his parents.
Now, it's possible that Jimmy was having dinner with his parents early Sunday morning, but it's likely the "after" is of the 6-hour-with-a-night-at-the-bar-in-between variety.
FWIW:
"the name of the bar was CJ's and that a bartender at the establishment said that Clausen had been there with family members"
November 24th, 2009 at 12:12 AM ^
But I don't care for fans like these. This is the kind of stuff that is trashy and uncalled for. I mean all the guy had to do was say thats my girl friend he really didn't need to act out like that.
November 24th, 2009 at 12:37 AM ^
I agree, while it's always fun to make light of ND's misfortunes and laugh at how bad they are, this is crossing the line. I don't care if you're pissed at him, retaliating this way is not right - especially in front of his parents/family. Sure, he's a cocky SOB and who wouldn't want to sucker punch someone from your rival, but seriously - this stuff can't happen. It's totally undignified.
November 24th, 2009 at 1:12 AM ^
Just go to show how classless those damn ND fans are. Punching their own QB in the face
November 24th, 2009 at 12:30 AM ^
The commenter who calls himself Seamus seems a little bit addled, but I did really like this comment:
" My own son in law went to Michigan State and told me what the majors of the athletes were. It was a joke....they didn't even take their own tests!"
Where are Rosenpuke and Shyster? Maybe they could sneak up to EL and lie to some students there to get more info.
November 24th, 2009 at 12:36 AM ^
... usually means a broken nose. You get popped in the nose, and you get the raccoon eyes. It just takes one punch. Wouldn't be surprised if it was a sucker punch.
November 24th, 2009 at 9:34 AM ^
3X having a broken nose confirms your observation
November 24th, 2009 at 1:08 AM ^
Man I hate ND fans sometimes, what a pathetic excuse of a person
November 24th, 2009 at 4:07 AM ^
Leave it to an ND fan to make the Redneck Rocker look comparatively sensible. I'm about 90% sure it was this guy:
November 24th, 2009 at 8:59 AM ^
damefan1 is my favorite. I subscribe to his youtube channel just to see what insanity he will spew next.
They guy is a such a clown.
On the Clausen "sucker punch" it sure seems interesting they are now reporting that he was with simply having dinner with family and other upperclassmen and some guy just hit him. T
So nothing happens to the puncher? Nobody chased him or tackled him to the ground and held him until police arrived (they are football players after all,) no police report or charges filed?
I mean come on, we are talking about the f'n starting QB at ND and this happens in South Bend for crying out loud and it is simply a sucker punch and that is it end of story?
Maybe I'm just a dick, but something sounds a little fishy to me with the whole thing.
November 24th, 2009 at 1:21 PM ^
This thread is useless without pictures.
Though I will also accept MSPaint interpretations.
November 24th, 2009 at 3:16 PM ^
The South Bend Tribune reports that the place where it all took place was a bar and restaurant called "C.J.'s Pub", and that Clausen had left initially without incident, but his female friend left her purse in the establishment, and as she went to get it at 2 AM with Clausen, she was pushed by a man outside the bar.
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/abraham/detail?blogid=95&entry_id=5…
November 24th, 2009 at 5:40 PM ^
Please, please, please, please someone find a picture of Clausen with black eyes...
Christmas has come early!!