Harbaugh Haiku
Boys, you must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all. Thoreau said, "Most men lead lives of quiet desperation." Don't be resigned to that. Break out!
December 19th, 2014 at 7:17 PM ^
for You Have Been Watching reference.
Although, my personal favorites are the episodes that feature Charlie Brooker and Frankie Boyle in the same room.
Edit: Oh yeah.
Are you kidding me?
Who posted Chat Sports again?
What the fuck is that?
December 19th, 2014 at 2:10 PM ^
Most UM fans' have been anything but quiet in their desperation of late.
December 19th, 2014 at 2:11 PM ^
Carpe Diem
December 19th, 2014 at 2:11 PM ^
Six new threads an hour
Each, a bit more pathetic
Let's end this today
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December 19th, 2014 at 2:13 PM ^
Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha
December 19th, 2014 at 7:21 PM ^
Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahaha
Hahahaharbaugh.
December 19th, 2014 at 2:13 PM ^
My name is Helen, I'm from
California. i
want to use this opportunity to
thank the great Prophet Ijeja the Great who really made my life
a pleasurable one today. This great man
IJEJA brought my husband back to me after 6years of breakup in our marriage, and i already had 3 lovely kids for my husband, before he left me for another lady, because she charmed him
In 2007 some years ago i and my husband has been into one quarrel and some misunderstandings, life was so miserable for me, until he finally left me for the other lady. For 2years i felt my life was over and my kids thought they would never see their father again. i tried to be
strong just for the kids but i could
not control the pains that torments my
heart, my heart was filled with sorrows and pains because i was really in love with my husband. Every day and night i think of him and always wish he would come back
to me, until one day i met an old friend
of mine that was also in a situation
like this but hers was her ex-
boyfriend
who she had an unwanted pregnancy
for and he refused to take responsibility and dumped her. she told me that MINE was a
small case and that i shouldn't worry
about it at all so i asked her what
was the solutions to my problems and she gave me
this great mans phone number and
his contact email address [email protected] i was doubting if this man was the solution, so contacted this great
man and he told me what to do and
I did them all, he told me to wait
for just two day and that my husband will come crawling on his kneels just for forgiveness so i faithfully did what
this great man asked me to do and for
sure immediately after two days i heard a knock on
the door, in a great surprise i saw him begging on his
kneels and i was speechless, when
he saw me, all he did was crying and
asking me for forgiveness, from that day, all the pains and sorrows in my heart flew away,since then i and my husband and our lovely kids are happy family thats why I want to say a big thank you to
Ijeja the Great spell caster This great man
made me to understand that there's no
problem on earth that has no solution so please if you
know that you have this same
problem
(1) He will help you to Have promotion in
anything you do.
(2 )Earn a good money.
(3)Success in business.
(4)spiritual problems.
(5) win court case.
(6)Looking for a good man.
(7)looking for job.
(8)want to be in control of you marriage.
(9)want to be attracted to people.
(10)you have be scammed and u need your money
back.
(11)you have be working without promotion.
(12)If you have any symptoms of sickness that is un cured
(13)You have pregnancy problems with babies:
(14)If you have problem about your womb,you
want have or bear children.
(If you have brain tumour, or mental problem, this is the time for you to contact him). You can Email
or any problem that is similar, i will advise
you to come straight to this great man.
you can email [email protected]
Thanks..
December 19th, 2014 at 2:15 PM ^
What is IJEJA's experience level in hiring coaches? Asking for a friend.
December 19th, 2014 at 2:16 PM ^
Thanks Helen. I needed this today.
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December 19th, 2014 at 2:17 PM ^
I'm looking to earn a good money.
December 19th, 2014 at 2:18 PM ^
Can I donate to your cause? I just found out that not only am I going to be a business partner with a Nigerian prince, but I am the only living relative of someone who died after winning the UK lottery, so I should have a lot of money on my hands to give you soon. Also, do you sell Viagra?
December 19th, 2014 at 3:00 PM ^
I really appreciate this Helen, but I kind of have enough profits already. I mean I have Brian and even Profitgoblue. However, if a spot opens up I will let you know. It might be awhile, I am waiting to hear back on a savior.
December 19th, 2014 at 2:37 PM ^
That's not 5-7-5.
December 19th, 2014 at 2:59 PM ^
Sadly Helen's comment if an OP, would be better than 4 other OP's today...
December 19th, 2014 at 3:08 PM ^
“He will help you to Have promotion in anything you do.”
“Earn a good money.”
“win court case.”
“looking for job.
“want to be in control of you marriage.”
Can Prophet Ejija the Great help me? I'm having a terrible problem with verb usage, indefinite articles, and possessive pronouns.
December 19th, 2014 at 4:19 PM ^
Good to know that if a $49 million contract and all else fails, we can just shoot ijeja an email who can use magic to woo Jim back AA.
December 19th, 2014 at 7:29 PM ^
Ban Ban Ban Neg Ban Ban Ban
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam.
I just noticed line 10. Do you mean to say that Ijeja can get rid of spam?
December 19th, 2014 at 7:35 PM ^
Damn he only helps people looking for a good man? Sounds a bit sexist.
December 19th, 2014 at 2:13 PM ^
Harbaugh Harbaugh Har
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Harbaugh Harbaugh Har
December 19th, 2014 at 2:15 PM ^
Many GIFs I will make
Of Harbaugh's football squadron
Buckeyes will suck hard
December 19th, 2014 at 2:15 PM ^
Jim, your time is now
Fulfill Your True Destiny
Come to Michigan
Also:
The concept is good
A thread for bad fan haiku
But your first one stinks
No offense, nothing personal, truth to power, etc.
December 19th, 2014 at 2:15 PM ^
I make $25 per hour working from home ask me how!
December 19th, 2014 at 3:01 PM ^
You make $25 an hour and "$20 is $20".. so it takes you 48 minutes to do these gay things you get paid for?
sorry, I read this post WAY to closely.....
December 19th, 2014 at 2:16 PM ^
this place has gone batshit insane.
and I'm right here with you loving every Harbaughing minute of it.
December 19th, 2014 at 2:16 PM ^
Is it over yet?
This search will surely kill me
Do the right thing Jim
December 19th, 2014 at 2:16 PM ^
I was talking to a friend and apparently Harbaugh just bought some Michigan ties from Van Boven in Ann Arbor? Seems perfect for his announcement!
December 19th, 2014 at 2:18 PM ^
Make a thread about it.
December 19th, 2014 at 2:22 PM ^
If I had evidence of a receipt or a shipping label, I would. People in the AA area who may come into circumstantial evidence of Harbaugh coming - real estate agents, delivery drivers, school principals (kids have to transfer), etc - please let us know if you hear or see something!
December 19th, 2014 at 7:32 PM ^
the blue dress!
December 19th, 2014 at 2:21 PM ^
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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December 19th, 2014 at 5:21 PM ^
Waiting for Harbaugh
Some thread ideas fly well
Some like lead balloons
(And that's from somebody who likes the idea of an occasional Haiku thread, including this one.)
This ain't Harbaugh, but while it's still somewhat relevant:
Head of Marketing
Ditched after dissing our athletes
You know you love it ®
December 19th, 2014 at 2:19 PM ^
I want Jim to come,
just please not onto my face,
sorry thats too much.
But seriously, I won't be calm until Jim is on that podium, pointing a figure through the camera and hitting Urban and Dantanio in the chest. Hopeful they can get it done.
December 19th, 2014 at 2:20 PM ^
Bloggers wait for word
Must not get too excited yet
Miles as option sux hard
December 19th, 2014 at 2:22 PM ^
I don't know how to write a Haiku
Nor do I feel like bothering to google the rules and shit of doing one
Can we please just finalize the damn deal with Harbaugh already because I feel we're all going crazy here.
- The End.
December 19th, 2014 at 2:27 PM ^
Easily the best haiku ever.
December 19th, 2014 at 2:23 PM ^
We must have new coach
Name of coach must be harbaugh
Otherwise we die
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December 19th, 2014 at 2:27 PM ^
Cash For Gold Today!
Lose Weight With This One Weird Trick!
Make Millions From Home!
December 19th, 2014 at 2:32 PM ^
Coach Jim Harbaugh is
So truly inspiring that
I'm writing haikus.
December 19th, 2014 at 2:32 PM ^
Sanity hinges over what?
Who will lead the Leaders and Best?
God damn right!
December 19th, 2014 at 2:33 PM ^
Make another thread
Another and another
Harbaugh threads are sweet
December 19th, 2014 at 2:33 PM ^
Get Harbaugh here now.
Then we can chase success, and
punch beef like Rocky.
December 19th, 2014 at 3:48 PM ^
Punching beef sounds like another name for choking the chicken or spanking the monkey. I'll be using this do thanks.
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December 19th, 2014 at 2:33 PM ^
Winter solstice comes
Days get longer, bringing hope
Hope of Coach Harbaugh
December 19th, 2014 at 2:36 PM ^
Harharharharhar
Baughbaughbaughbaughbaughbaughbaugh
Harbaugh ftw
December 19th, 2014 at 2:37 PM ^
When Harbaugh returns
MSU soils itself, and
One more 10 year war
December 19th, 2014 at 2:39 PM ^
Petty sang it best
Waiting is the hardest part
Each day brings search bits