OT: Holy Shit We Better Win on Saturday

Submitted by I Wrote a 4 Wo… on November 20th, 2009 at 10:50 AM

So my douchebag friend grew up in Owosso a huge MSU fan, but recently got a job in his wife's hometown of Hell....I mean Columbus, OH.

So now my douchebag friend is apparently a huge MSU fan AND OSU fan. Talk about stupid.

Anyways, he kept texting me while I was at work about how Michigan sucks and both of his schools are going to bowl games and Michigan has zero chance, so I called him afterwards and it was getting pretty heated.

Then Forcier somehow, some way took over my body for about 10 seconds and I blurted out, "Put your Facebook where your mouth! Let's bet on the game -- Michigan wins and your status has to say, "Go Blue! Hail to the Victors!" and if Ohio State wins my status will say, "Go Bucks!" and then some not-as-cool saying similar to "Hail to the Victors".

I know this is a pointless post. I'm sorry for wasting your time.

But while I'm typing I should say this... while I'm semi-regretting actually betting on the game, I'm sick of you fairweather fans. Cheer for your team. Still wear your Michigan shirts. Don't try to closet the fact you're a Wolverine. If Michigan is your team, let Michigan be your team. ALL IN FOR MICHIGAN. GO BLUE!



November 20th, 2009 at 10:59 AM ^

I bet myself that if we win this game I won't do any homework this weekend. So it's either a great game, or a good grade for me!

Also, I pictured you like this throughout your ramblings:

I Wrote a 4 Wo…

November 20th, 2009 at 11:10 AM ^


I mean I re-read my post and I could see how it looks like I was freaking out. Most of it was in a joking, exaggerating way, but that usually doesn't translate in typed words. Oh well. Most of it, that is, until the end. I really am sick of that shit. But the parts about my friend and our bet were exaggeratingly (yep) joking.

But anyways, thanks.


November 20th, 2009 at 11:01 AM ^

don't even worry about people like this bc they don't care nearly as much about the outcome as you. you win the bet they don't really care about losing. he wins the bet and you'll be pissed.


November 20th, 2009 at 11:02 AM ^

When I was young, we actually wagered something called "money" on football games. The way it would work is that the guy whose team lost would have to "pay" a predetermined amount of "money" to the guy whose team had won the game. It was all pretty cut and dried. I know it's ridiculously old-fashioned and all, but I still recommend it over this thing called "Facebook."

Wide Open

November 20th, 2009 at 11:13 AM ^

I can get that you can be a little psycho so I won't be hard on you.

Who I feel sorry for is him. Despite rooting for two Big Ten teams that hate Michigan, he's gotten to celebrate a combined four trips to Pasadena...in 25 years.

When we get to that much of a dry spell is when I jump off a ledge.


November 21st, 2009 at 12:08 AM ^

"Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!"

We are God's unwanted defense! So be it. Let's go punch someone in the mouth.