November 20th, 2009 at 10:57 PM ^
...what they will be like tomorrow.
Hide the silverware
November 20th, 2009 at 11:00 PM ^
No, it's not wrong of you to wish that. LOL.
Just hope we find a way to beat those mother fuckers. Then they won't be saying shit.
November 20th, 2009 at 11:16 PM ^
... is that bad?
November 20th, 2009 at 11:20 PM ^
They're probably happy that they just learned how to spell.
November 20th, 2009 at 11:20 PM ^
They can spell "Ohio"- I'm impressed.
November 20th, 2009 at 11:21 PM ^
Those OSU fans are simply studying for upcoming Final Exams....Four Credits hinge on the proper spelling of the State.
November 20th, 2009 at 11:22 PM ^
Dude, rock on my fellow Flint-ster. I'm from Flushing myself.
November 20th, 2009 at 11:22 PM ^
Not only is it absolutely right for you to hope they fall off, but it is your duty as a Michigan Man to make sure they meet that fate.
November 20th, 2009 at 11:25 PM ^
Just don't use the ice machine. They may have mistaken it for a cooler in the middle of the night....
November 20th, 2009 at 11:27 PM ^
Indeed.
Yellow ice is a bad thing.
November 20th, 2009 at 11:32 PM ^
Yellow ice would be the least of your problems...
November 21st, 2009 at 2:13 AM ^
get a soft-serve machine?
November 20th, 2009 at 11:27 PM ^
Fire alarm around 3:00, or whenever all seems quiet. Hotel staff would never blame you with all those buckeyes in the vicinity.
November 20th, 2009 at 11:30 PM ^
throw them the fuck out!
It's just one of the many perks of hotel ownership.
November 20th, 2009 at 11:29 PM ^
Hmmmmmm QUestion of the day.
Will they actually fall at 9.8m per second?
November 21st, 2009 at 12:48 AM ^
Only after one second. They'll accelerate at 9.8m/s^2 though I'd bet. Might as well run the experiment anyway.
November 21st, 2009 at 12:55 AM ^
thought it was m/s2......it's been a while
November 21st, 2009 at 1:29 AM ^
judging by your understanding of physics and derivatives in general, i'm tempted to call you an undercover buckeye.
it's m/s^2, g is acceleration, not velocity.
November 21st, 2009 at 3:55 AM ^
The big question is, how high would they have to be to hit terminal velocity...
November 20th, 2009 at 11:33 PM ^
Call Zoltan. He'll fix it.
November 20th, 2009 at 11:34 PM ^
Fuck the fire alarm. Start a real fire.
November 20th, 2009 at 11:36 PM ^
We don't actually start fires.
They do.
November 21st, 2009 at 2:46 AM ^
Not so fast my friend.
November 21st, 2009 at 8:14 AM ^
That vid is nice.
+1, and since I could only give you 1 point, I negged myself a point just to make myself feel like I did enough.
November 20th, 2009 at 11:37 PM ^
We could always call Sparty to set a couch on fire.
November 20th, 2009 at 11:37 PM ^
What is the best way to hilariously ruin the stay of these visitors from the south?
Maybe sabotage their continental breakfast? Do they serve chocolate covered pretzels for breakfast at this hotel?
I'm sure we can come up with something awesome if we all work together.
November 21st, 2009 at 12:17 AM ^
Your post I am thinking that with the chocolate covered pretzels you suggest that we may stinkpalm them. If thats your intention then I say +10 to you. Even if that wasn't your intention then I will still +1, and add a White Castle stinkpalm to our Columbus visitors.
Go Blue!!!!!!
November 21st, 2009 at 12:21 AM ^
You obviously did not go to Ohio State.
My only worry is that the typical Buckeye fan would not even notice the stink-palm, just lick his fingers clean as if they were covered in Ghiradelli's and move on. That is why I solicited other suggestions.
November 21st, 2009 at 12:24 AM ^
I always love a Mall Rat Reference
November 20th, 2009 at 11:37 PM ^
Consider their spelling, IMPROVED!!
November 20th, 2009 at 11:41 PM ^
That's just awesome
November 20th, 2009 at 11:50 PM ^
Make sure to let them know that Michigan is in the PST zone so that they don't miss the game.
November 20th, 2009 at 11:59 PM ^
Carefully place dog shit under the door handles of their cars.......Tape Penthouse Centerfolds to the passenger door of their cars.....
November 21st, 2009 at 12:12 AM ^
Dear Penthouse Forum,
I've been reading your magazine for years, but I never thought anything like this would ever happen to me. Last night I had sex with a girl. She had all of her teeth and her box didn't smell like dog shit and formaldehyde. Championship!
Sincerely,
Fuck Michigan!
November 21st, 2009 at 12:17 AM ^
I am Brutus' bleeding inner duodenum.
November 21st, 2009 at 12:21 AM ^
PS
Enjoyed the first three sentences. Pretty Funny. Didn't enjoy the harmless prank ideas?
November 21st, 2009 at 1:24 AM ^
I will buy you a beer if you can manage to get some dip shit buckeye fan to break out his hotel window with the lid to the toilet tank.
http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2009-07-09/news/dangerous_1_prankst…
November 21st, 2009 at 2:11 AM ^
I just gave a couple of buckeyes directions to BTB. These two in particular seemed like decent folks, although they had strong southern accents.
November 21st, 2009 at 4:55 AM ^
It would be wrong for you to just wait for them to fall over the rail instead of just pushing them over yourself.
November 21st, 2009 at 6:11 AM ^
I had two come into my place of work last night... The best part is, they admitted Michigan was better academically and their son goes here (even though he's a Columbus-born buckeye too) because they didn't want to "waste the tuition" sending him to OSU.
November 21st, 2009 at 9:50 AM ^
Introduce yourself to them and tell them you'll be more than happy to behead them as they commit Seppuku!
November 21st, 2009 at 10:16 AM ^
you would be proud also