Welcome to Insult-a-Buck
The Game is all about the warm spirit of sharing.
So, welcome to Insult-a-Buck, the thread where you can share the most creative, tasteless, degrading, disgusting, or offensive insults ever heard in the history of The Game.
Here’s a modest start*:
Justin Boren
--Is not the laziest person around.
-------------But most of those who are lazier are dead
Terrelle Pryor
--has a girlfriend who has been faithful to the end
-------------Unfortunately, he’s the quarterback.
OSU fans who are seen watching the game at a bar, nursing a beer…..
----------- --I hope your nipple gets soggy
*plagiarized from Mark Twain, anonymous, and Steven Wright, respectively.
November 19th, 2009 at 2:10 PM ^
who was so ugly that,
----for two years, his parents diapered the wrong end
November 19th, 2009 at 2:29 PM ^
he was so ugly that two nurses jumped up onto chairs
November 19th, 2009 at 2:39 PM ^
If God had wanted us to bend over, a booster would have put $100 bills on the floor."
November 19th, 2009 at 2:15 PM ^
JIM TRESSEL IS GENERALLY A SUCCESSFUL FOOTBALL CORCH
--------------- BUT HIS TEAMS HAVE NOT FARED WELL IN MATCHES AGAINST SOUTHEASTERN CONFERENCE COMPETITION
November 19th, 2009 at 2:43 PM ^
Tressel appears bright until you hear him speak
November 19th, 2009 at 3:01 PM ^
is rumored to have said: "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein."
November 19th, 2009 at 2:53 PM ^
When he was twelve he found them.
November 19th, 2009 at 2:26 PM ^
he was breast fed by his father
(meant to put this under the picture below)
November 19th, 2009 at 3:15 PM ^
Andy Katzenmoyer and Maurice Clarett.