Desperate Times Call For-- The OHIO STATE SLANDER Shirt
(NOTE: This entry has no official affiliation with Brian, MGoBlog, or Underground Printing. Furthermore, it will decidedly NOT be available for purchase as a garment and exists solely because, well, Ohio State are a bunch of deviants and the world needs to know.)
Because the pure agony of 1-6, I've decided to do my part to try and improve on the devastation smoldering among the ruins here. Being that it is now Ohio State week (despite not at all feeling like the adrenaline-filled Ohio State weeks of years past), I'm sparing no expense and breaking out the big guns.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen-- I give you the never-before-seen Ohio State slander shirt design.
How these asshats slipped on a banana peel and fell into a big vat of Big Ten title is beyond me, but hopefully this shirt puts it all into perspective. Obviously it didn't make the cut back during the T-Shirt thing, but after Saturday I've chosen to share it with hopes of lightening some loads. Dex, I can only hope it met your expectations.
Throw out the records. Forget the Rose Bowl. Dig down to the bottom of the barrel of hope, and expect our boys to play with pride. GO BLUE
How these asshats slipped on a banana peel and fell into a big vat of Big Ten title is beyond me, but hopefully this shirt puts it all into perspective. Obviously it didn't make the cut back during the T-Shirt thing, but after Saturday I've chosen to share it with hopes of lightening some loads. Dex, I can only hope it met your expectations.
Throw out the records. Forget the Rose Bowl. Dig down to the bottom of the barrel of hope, and expect our boys to play with pride. GO BLUE
November 16th, 2009 at 3:34 PM ^
Can some MGoPeerPressure get these babies available before Saturday?
November 16th, 2009 at 3:38 PM ^
This shirt brings the vinegar. Outstanding.
November 16th, 2009 at 3:39 PM ^
That thing, whatever it is, has always creeped me out. Now we know the truth.
November 16th, 2009 at 3:44 PM ^
Slander is spoken. When it's written, it's libel.
November 16th, 2009 at 4:03 PM ^
if a Buckeye is defamed in print, and cannot read it, is it still libel?
November 16th, 2009 at 8:43 PM ^
An excellent question. I believe that under the common law the standard on libel is "objective" (i.e., what reasonable people would consider injurious to reputation). A more formidable obstacle to recovery could be damages, especially if we assume that the claimant already has a Buckstash, and thus is presumptive pedophile (among other things) in the eyes of the community.
(On a related note--and, yes, this is a cheap shot--note the Buckstash on the mugshot of this notable former OSU student: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_dahmer)
November 16th, 2009 at 4:33 PM ^
It's only libel if it isn't true...
November 16th, 2009 at 3:44 PM ^
Three thumbs up. I need one of these.
November 16th, 2009 at 3:45 PM ^
Love it. I'll take two.
November 16th, 2009 at 3:59 PM ^
The Buckstache needs to be a bit more dirty mustached. I mistook it for his mouth being open with his lip out.
November 16th, 2009 at 4:28 PM ^
Yeah, that is what I am seeing as well.
November 16th, 2009 at 6:15 PM ^
Are we really sure that it's supposed to be a Buckstache? The nut traditionally has a defined lower lip...
That being said, even if it's not meant to be a Buckstache, I strongly support revising this shirt to include one.
Side note: can you actually be libelous against a fictional character?
November 16th, 2009 at 6:17 PM ^
I agree I think it is just his mouth and not a buckstache. If it is a buckstache then kudos.
November 16th, 2009 at 3:59 PM ^
...ok two. Awesome!
November 16th, 2009 at 4:04 PM ^
"Brutus is a..." before pedophile, to avoid any Megan's Law-type misunderstandings.
EDIT: This, of course, presumes it goes into production and lives beyond MGoBoard.
November 16th, 2009 at 4:18 PM ^
Is someone actually going to make these because I'm getting some one way or another... Zazzle?
November 16th, 2009 at 5:16 PM ^
Spectacularly Funny. Prison bars over the face or something might make it seem less like a label on the shirt wearer.
November 16th, 2009 at 5:42 PM ^
The awesomeness of that shirt cannot be measured on a scale of Awesome.
November 17th, 2009 at 3:51 PM ^
Pure Colombian Awesome.
FYI people, with a little initiative (and of course if Six doesn't mind) you can get some printed yourself. I'm pretty sure Underground will print whateva, if you have the design.
Edit: I came back to fix a mistake, just realized I somehow called SixZero Shock; FAIL ME ONCE
November 17th, 2009 at 9:32 AM ^
F*ck tUOS!
November 17th, 2009 at 9:39 AM ^
If an OSU fan offers you candy, run away and notify proper authorities.
November 18th, 2009 at 11:51 PM ^
As it pertains to the Ohio portion of things, after seeing this t-shirt, I now know what Boren meant when he referred to "family values."
I imagine many, many "values" are shared down there amongst family, as well as other things...