500 things we love about Ohio st.

Submitted by TheIcon34 on

I thought I would put in a twist and create a post about the things we love about Ohio St.

500. They have a losing record against us.

499. All their fans seems like rednecks and have mullets, which makes for great entertainment, especially on websites like peopleofwalmart.com.

498. They have a slave mentality against Michigan, making us feel superior regardless of how they beat us.

michelin

November 15th, 2009 at 9:51 PM ^

Nobody on the FB team can count to 500.
It exceeds the number of fingers and toes they have.

Or as James Thurber once said about an OSU FB player:

"He wasn't dumber than an ox.
But he wasn't any smarter, either."

Tater

November 15th, 2009 at 6:46 PM ^

I knew an ex-OSU booster club member and season ticket holder (until he moved to FL) who told me that Bruce used to TAKE Schilchter to the track and was one of the main reasons he got started gambling. He really had no reason to lie or exaggerate, and told me it was pretty common knowledge in his circles.

I may be too trusting, but I believed him.

Feat of Clay

November 16th, 2009 at 8:51 AM ^

In his defense, that's how a lot of people were thinking. I won my brother-in-law's football bowl pool that year, primarily because I was the only person who had MI even beating the spread.

Every time I have to watch another grating story about Florida, I think about Tebow eating turf compliments of Michigan. That was one satisfying game.