Early Spring Aged Balsamic Vinegar
Rhonda Jones is responsible for some balsamic vinegar aged between March and April. It is my personal favorite of mine from when I was looking miserable for dinner tomorrow instead of making sure I was actually pretty reasonable. Brewing balsamic in early spring is a great opportunity to make changes to your favorite thing or something like that. Now be forwarned because my balsamic will not make a difference when choosing the next members of parliament in the rotation for Christmas.
The first step is to make a decision about what happened yesterday when you don't think you can dance with a human. Step two is that of a monkey and some plywood and your grandma. Before venturing to step sevenine you don't wanna watch football in a convenient resealable bag of chips or anything unless otherwise stated on Facebook but I'm pretty reasonable in that. Now cooking balsamic will not only make sure the first person characterized as Sarah has been twitching for a couple more hours everyday people. Remember that. Once you've probably aged between March and April in the oven for about a month anniversary and then put together a good sprinkle of those crumbles, you're obviously gonna get pretty excited to see the results for this project.
Bitter is what you want for this season. Don't forget the plastic containers of knowledge that are presented in this journey of discovery. You might like to add some bergamot to the roasted red potatoes for a while longer than expected in the bathroom or anything else I think of. let me know how it turns out and do not be afraid to say it was awesome aesthetically to see if you want. Turkish government is the only thing worse than depression and Lauren Conrad. Happy Birthday! Rhonda Jones will probably get pissed if you need help building a new dehumidifier! Discuss!
Edit: To conclude the the Michiganess of when the balsamic lead to me as a fan of this theme per LSA guy. Now only when brewed In Ann Arbor is complete for the steps in the process. Since Alumni is what is the football makes it enjoyable. Therefore I decided to stay and be a champion. I like to think Rhonda Jones knows the football team love the balsamic on gameday. Of course!
November 6th, 2014 at 2:13 PM ^
Translation: we're getting Harbaugh
November 6th, 2014 at 2:19 PM ^
Rhonda Jones, Christian Meditation and Affirmation Enthusiast
Or
Rhonda Jones, New York Real Estate Professional
Or
Rhonda Jones, Scottish Association Football Defender
Or
Rhonda Jones, Professional Mime
Or,
Rhonda Jones, Customer Account Executive at Comcast
?
November 6th, 2014 at 2:26 PM ^
For some reason, I hope it is the Comcast person only because this is what the responses to my gripes sound like whenever I am on the phone with them. Sometimes, I hang up the phone with a reduced rate or free offer or something along those lines, so the "huhwut" moment can be worth the hassle.
I will say though - I made a joke about these becoming a diary in Unverified Voracity not expecting that the OP would oblige less than an hour later. I am a bit miffed that there was no real connection made to how balsamic vinegar taught them about Michigan or helped them become a Michigan fan or something more diary-esque.
November 6th, 2014 at 2:41 PM ^
there's nary a cat photo to be found.
November 8th, 2014 at 10:51 AM ^
Link?
November 6th, 2014 at 2:23 PM ^
In fact there isn't genius here. But the cool rhythmic insanity is undeniable.
November 6th, 2014 at 2:48 PM ^
I think I smoked too much hash...
November 6th, 2014 at 3:56 PM ^
i don't think you smoked enough, actually
November 6th, 2014 at 2:51 PM ^
Someone want to explain this Rhoda Jones thing and why this guy is posting it in every thread?
November 6th, 2014 at 2:55 PM ^
Rhonda*
November 6th, 2014 at 2:55 PM ^
Psychotic break?
November 6th, 2014 at 2:59 PM ^
although I am facinated by it. My suspicion is the mods are about to proclaim dude a genius and award him a meeeeeellion MGoPoints ala WD, or will deliver unto him the banhammer for clogging the site with.... well.... whatever you'd call it.
November 6th, 2014 at 3:07 PM ^
Well...first I'd like to thank you all for reading. I think you did a tremendous job of that. no question. Is Rhonda psychotic? Well...It's a little bit of an upper head injury. I'll say that much without getting to specifics. Certianly he'd like to be more coherent. Obviously that's something he's working on and been practicing first and foremost. I think he's shown some toughness when it comes to that, certainly. He's had some opportunities there a bit. He needs to do a better job and that starts with the coherentness of it. His next post will be a great opportunity for him to show some accountability there I think. I know he's looking forward to that, no question. But that's his focus right now.
November 6th, 2014 at 3:14 PM ^
good one MeanJoe!
November 6th, 2014 at 4:43 PM ^
MeanJoe07 is Coach Hoke! Now it all makes sense..
November 6th, 2014 at 5:57 PM ^
Rhonda Jones helps me with impressions daily to which I master them peacefully and with angst. Happy New Year!
November 6th, 2014 at 8:41 PM ^
Now THIS, is great. The main post is way over the top nonsensical and therefore not really funny, imho. Relieved to know this is an attempt at saphire rather than an actual psychotic break taking place on mgoblog.
November 7th, 2014 at 1:35 AM ^
Well...I think it's all in the statem...uh...diary. Rhonda...now that's a bit of a hypothetical...and we're not gonna talk in hypotheticals. It's a bit of an upper head injury. She'll be back no question. Is it annoying? Sure. No Question. But she'll be back.
November 9th, 2014 at 12:36 AM ^
genius!!!
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Now THIS, is great. The main post is way over the top nonsensical and therefore not really funny, imho. Relieved to know this is an attempt at saphire rather than an actual psychotic break taking place on mgoblog.
November 6th, 2014 at 3:30 PM ^
Read the tea leaves, man. It's right in front of you.
Take the third letter of the fourth word of each sentence, and unscramble the letters for a vital clue as to the identity of our next coach!
November 6th, 2014 at 3:34 PM ^
In this case they might be Eucalyptus leaves...
November 6th, 2014 at 2:57 PM ^
MeanJoe07 is actually a band of monkeys on computers, trying to come up with the next great American novel.
November 6th, 2014 at 3:05 PM ^
After careful investigation of his recent posts, it has become obvious to me that MeanJoe07 has been replaced by...the Old Spice Robot-man (who has suffered irrepairable damage from his hot tub incident):
Case closed. Briefcase tacos.
November 6th, 2014 at 3:29 PM ^
Bernie
November 6th, 2014 at 5:22 PM ^
My next post on this area will be about hotdog water features of my favorite tastes. What says you people here? Would you like this types of post to be here again in such a way yes?
November 6th, 2014 at 7:18 PM ^
This is getting more annoying than that Groot guy.
November 6th, 2014 at 7:56 PM ^
Okay. I don't wish to annoy.
November 6th, 2014 at 3:39 PM ^
Appears to be written by only using the "suggested" words that pop up on your phone when you are texting. For example, my phone always suggests "Brandon" or "Hoke" whenever I type the word "fire." Just let computers write for you.
November 6th, 2014 at 4:44 PM ^
That has become a problem for me - I have make sure when I text my mom that I only use "mom" (as in "hi Mom!) because over the course of the last 2 months my phone has started to change "mother" every time to something longer and not at all appropriate
November 6th, 2014 at 4:33 PM ^
"It has thus become used as a way of criticizing very incoherent or irrational statements by rival political leaders."
Who is MeanJoe07's rival political leader?
Your explanation makes more sense than mine - that he was transcribing something from badlipreading.com mashed with mad libs.
November 6th, 2014 at 4:36 PM ^
Some balsamic vinegar aged between March and April. That's what's great on Word Salad.
November 6th, 2014 at 6:22 PM ^
Aged between March and April is pretty awesome
November 6th, 2014 at 5:25 PM ^
they let the unabomber out. Dude, in case you're looking for your shed I saw it last year at the Newseum in DC.
November 6th, 2014 at 6:21 PM ^
Unibomber is a sick joke that would probably leave work early!
November 6th, 2014 at 8:13 PM ^
OK, I can take the Yoda-like scramble of sentence diagramming and the somewhat unusual juxtaposition of unrelated nouns. But, I cannot tolerate misspellings of important historical references. It's Unabomber with an "a".
November 6th, 2014 at 9:56 PM ^
Fix it I may Rhonda Jones!
November 6th, 2014 at 5:26 PM ^
has already gotten real old real fast. Casting my vote for caving, please.
November 6th, 2014 at 6:20 PM ^
Caving could be a good thing to discuss or if your desperate for jobs at least I don't think we would get a tortilla to eat now. exploring caves in an attempt to keep track of things could get drunk and watch movies or anything unless you accomplish a goal.
November 6th, 2014 at 6:48 PM ^
a Diary Post earned so many responses?
November 6th, 2014 at 7:02 PM ^
People want balsamic vinegar aged between March and April! Many comments can be expected but I'm sure I will always be surprised by concern for some good points about personal responsibility and demand for jobs with justice and equality for all.
November 6th, 2014 at 8:34 PM ^
than half the CC posts.
November 6th, 2014 at 9:45 PM ^
I figured Rhonda Jones was in charge of the University's Freedom of Information Act Department and these mentions were simply a way of honoring her for her service to America. And I spend a lot of time between here, the cornfields and Heaven.
November 6th, 2014 at 9:58 PM ^
cornfields to the downtown area where I worked on their costumes and some plywood!
November 6th, 2014 at 10:20 PM ^
and what has Rhonda Jones done to The_Knowledge?
November 7th, 2014 at 6:31 AM ^
it's in my 3rd grade mad libs book....
November 7th, 2014 at 10:25 AM ^
I think I now understand what this post means after reading Brian explain it but I still don't fully understand how it works. And im ok with this
November 7th, 2014 at 11:25 AM ^
The WLA got new computers I see.
Well played, old boys.
November 7th, 2014 at 11:38 AM ^
Did I get banned?
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