October 31st, 2014 at 6:45 PM ^
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October 31st, 2014 at 6:51 PM ^
Fan relationships
With Michigan athletics
Broke by arrogance
October 31st, 2014 at 10:29 PM ^
November 1st, 2014 at 8:00 AM ^
No, it does not. It
has five syllables. That's right.
Broke by arr-o-gance.
October 31st, 2014 at 6:45 PM ^
To bed, I suggest you find
A new team, thanks Dave
October 31st, 2014 at 10:29 PM ^
We have a winner!
October 31st, 2014 at 6:49 PM ^
The brand, The brand, The
Brand. The brand, The brand, The brand
The brand, The Brand, The
October 31st, 2014 at 7:35 PM ^
The brand, The Brandon.
October 31st, 2014 at 8:29 PM ^
The brand, the Bran-done.
October 31st, 2014 at 6:51 PM ^
Shut your God-damned mouth
or else I'm… gonna… kick you
square in the balls… ass-hole
October 31st, 2014 at 6:54 PM ^
Bye David Brandon.
Hope you enjoy this haiku.
Have a happy life.
October 31st, 2014 at 6:56 PM ^
October 31st, 2014 at 6:58 PM ^
I completely missed,
that we missed a game preview.
Thanks David Brandon.
October 31st, 2014 at 7:49 PM ^
I guess we can thank him for that, at least.
Haiku time
Happy Halloween
Dave Brandon's emails were mean
Now the slate is clean
October 31st, 2014 at 6:56 PM ^
Abusive emails!
Screw the student government!
Hubris is a bitch.
October 31st, 2014 at 6:57 PM ^
Find another team
It's the team, the team, the team
BYE BYE PIZZA BOY
October 31st, 2014 at 6:57 PM ^
Shove it down their throats damn it
There is the door, Dave
October 31st, 2014 at 6:59 PM ^
Domino's Pizza
So much better, Michigan
Football, so much worse
October 31st, 2014 at 7:00 PM ^
Jim Harbaugh Harbaugh
Bring back old Jim Harbaugh now
Jim Harbaugh Harbaugh
October 31st, 2014 at 7:03 PM ^
You didn't resign...
Consider yourself fired,
you stupid assclown.
October 31st, 2014 at 7:06 PM ^
Winter brings cold wind
Tossing garbage in the air
Like David Brandon
Cardinal's winter call
"Look at me, you fools" he says
Dave Brandon, in red.
Or perhaps you'd prefer a sonnet?
Your blown dry hair, your swarmy little smile
Your fake tan always clashed with maize and blue
And though you might have fooled them for a while
Quite frankly, Dave, I never trusted you.
For power and for victory you lust
Alas, the team, the team, the team, the team.
Your chosen fool endangered the concussed.
So "governor" - thank god, that's just your dream.
And now you're gone, a day most bright and bonny.
Your firing is sponsored by Chobani.
October 31st, 2014 at 7:11 PM ^
October 31st, 2014 at 7:23 PM ^
The last line killed me. Well done, sir.
October 31st, 2014 at 7:32 PM ^
October 31st, 2014 at 7:09 PM ^
Ann Arbor Torch and
Pitchfork appreciates all
The business, D.B.
Dave, here's a major
Award for you: biggest douche
In the universe
No taste; like cardboard
Is that Dave Brandon or a
Dominos Pizza?
October 31st, 2014 at 7:10 PM ^
Simply didn't execute
Best that you should go
October 31st, 2014 at 7:18 PM ^
Everyone dancing
Like Norfleet at a party
Brandon is fired!
October 31st, 2014 at 7:19 PM ^
I may be aware
But not totally aware
All about The Brand™
October 31st, 2014 at 7:19 PM ^
C YA CHUMP DICK WUSS
DOUCHEBAG ASSHOLE PRICK CHEATER
BITCH WHORE COCKSUCKER
October 31st, 2014 at 7:21 PM ^
October 31st, 2014 at 7:25 PM ^
He wasn't even good
At all the MBA stuff
Like he thought he was
He will come back and
Work harder all of next week
Oh wait no he won't
October 31st, 2014 at 7:23 PM ^
Elitist marketer who
scorned all but money.
October 31st, 2014 at 7:34 PM ^
The former player
Who never got off the bench
Now sits on the curb
October 31st, 2014 at 7:35 PM ^
Mild, probable
chance that the "resignation"
wasn't Brandon's choice.
October 31st, 2014 at 7:36 PM ^
Bye, I'm Dave Brandon
In absentia deo
Hallowe'en adieu
October 31st, 2014 at 7:43 PM ^
Ha ha Dave Brandon
You pompous fucking douchebag
Ha ha ha ha ha
October 31st, 2014 at 7:45 PM ^
Stripping away our honor
We can now rebuild
October 31st, 2014 at 7:46 PM ^
Hair, shades, extra ham
Noodle, wow! pepperoni
Sweet Caroline. Bye.
October 31st, 2014 at 8:03 PM ^
"Depart, I say, and
let us have done with you. In
the name of God, go."
October 31st, 2014 at 8:25 PM ^
Why were we surprised
That the guy who put pasta
In bread, sucked at this
October 31st, 2014 at 8:25 PM ^
Roses are red
Michigan is Blue
Brandon miraculously resigned
Who the hell knew?
October 31st, 2014 at 9:00 PM ^
October 31st, 2014 at 8:36 PM ^
October 31st, 2014 at 8:40 PM ^
You fucked the unfuckable
But now you are fucked
October 31st, 2014 at 8:59 PM ^
October 31st, 2014 at 11:22 PM ^
October 31st, 2014 at 8:43 PM ^
Dave Brandon is gone
I cannot believe it yet
Michigan can breathe
October 31st, 2014 at 8:43 PM ^
One question remains
Now that Dave Brandon is gone.
We can haz Harbaugh?
October 31st, 2014 at 8:44 PM ^
October 31st, 2014 at 8:52 PM ^
The whole place felt strange
Stadium, fandom, the rest
Now, it can be better
OR....
The culture was off
Separate from our great school
They can be one now