America's 25 Douchiest Colleges
Of course, special attention needs to be directed to #19 and #2. How true is that?
October 18th, 2014 at 11:11 AM ^
Gotta love lists that make you click through ever single item.
Are you that desparate for ad revenue GQ?
October 18th, 2014 at 11:14 AM ^
tmc; dr. (too many clicks; didn't read.)
October 18th, 2014 at 5:47 PM ^
Write them out and I will change down vote to up vote.
October 18th, 2014 at 12:00 PM ^
I won't do it.
October 18th, 2014 at 2:45 PM ^
thanks for the heads up - I won't read it. I hate those multi-page articles and all the clicking.
October 18th, 2014 at 6:49 PM ^
Ew. Tacky. No.
October 18th, 2014 at 11:19 AM ^
Why do I feel like I'm reading a Bleacherreport article?
October 18th, 2014 at 11:20 AM ^
we didn't make.
October 18th, 2014 at 11:21 AM ^
We were an honorable mention for Excessive School Pride Douche under Ohio State
October 18th, 2014 at 2:21 PM ^
That's so Michigan actually. Everyone I run into on the east coast always talks about how Michigan alums never shut up about their alma mater.
Perfect catagorization for us GQ.
October 18th, 2014 at 4:50 PM ^
as they as us if we want to supersize that order
October 18th, 2014 at 2:44 PM ^
Along with Yeshiva University. This was a really stupid list.
October 18th, 2014 at 4:43 PM ^
we made an honorable mention in unwaranted school pride behind OSU
October 18th, 2014 at 11:22 AM ^
I think the list itself is douchy for naming off these colleges I've never heard of and preaching about them to me like they know it all.
October 18th, 2014 at 4:49 PM ^
could interchange one school for another, but for Ohio.
October 18th, 2014 at 11:24 AM ^
I got as far as #19 before GQ started trying to get me to buy things, but #19 happens to be Ohio State as home of the "Excessive School Pride Douche" by GQ's figuring. Actually, we managed to get an honorable mention in this category as well, along with Penn State, Texas and Duke. Speaking of Duke, that's #2 - "The Original Douche". I can see that.
October 18th, 2014 at 1:25 PM ^
Duke is an honorable mention under at least half the posts
October 18th, 2014 at 11:26 AM ^
They could have made these rankings based on % of student body that have a subscription to the magazine GQ.
October 18th, 2014 at 11:27 AM ^
This list without Miami Ohio isnt valid....
October 18th, 2014 at 11:28 AM ^
I don't think I'm THAT big of a douche. Maybe I'm wrong.
October 18th, 2014 at 11:52 AM ^
They never do...
October 18th, 2014 at 12:25 PM ^
Step 1 is admitting you have a problem
Step 2 is idk
October 18th, 2014 at 3:16 PM ^
1. I have a problem.
2. ?
3. Profit.
October 18th, 2014 at 11:52 AM ^
Miami Ohio is pretty douchey. It should be pretty high in the rankings
October 18th, 2014 at 11:28 AM ^
This is a pretty random list. There's no explanation for their rankings. Honestly they could have picked 25 institutions out of a hat and called it a list.
October 18th, 2014 at 11:31 AM ^
Even more curious is that they chose to stick Brown on top. I don't think retaliating when the rest of the Ivy league decides that they want to dump on you qualifies you as "douchey"
October 18th, 2014 at 7:11 PM ^
I will say that I've known exactly two Brown graduates in my life and both were completely insufferable, so maybe GQ is on to something.
October 18th, 2014 at 4:41 PM ^
Non-Slideshow Version In Order of Selection -- Honorary Picker Shown With Hat
October 18th, 2014 at 11:45 AM ^
Can someone list them all?
On a phone and don't feel like clicking 24 times
October 18th, 2014 at 11:57 AM ^
Slideshow posts are the worst.
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October 18th, 2014 at 11:56 AM ^
Just tell us.
October 18th, 2014 at 12:07 PM ^
Someone list them and let's down vote the OP for click baiting. I kid. Seriously though will someone that clucked through please write up the list?
October 18th, 2014 at 12:14 PM ^
forgot Michigan State University
October 18th, 2014 at 4:48 PM ^
qualifies below douche.
October 18th, 2014 at 12:23 PM ^
Nope.
October 18th, 2014 at 12:24 PM ^
Someone
Write the list please.
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October 18th, 2014 at 12:30 PM ^
at yeshiva for excessive school pride....
October 18th, 2014 at 12:30 PM ^
Why do this to us on the fucking weekend? Maybe you hate everyone.
October 18th, 2014 at 12:44 PM ^
All I saw was Johnny Depp and a bunch of ads.
October 18th, 2014 at 12:51 PM ^
How did Michigan get left off this list? "The Long Island Jew Douche"
October 18th, 2014 at 12:58 PM ^
Although those guys basically just stick within their own circles, I wouldn't necessarily classify them as "douchey". For the most part, they are surprisingly alright.
Long Island Jewish girls though........
October 18th, 2014 at 12:55 PM ^
In trying to capture every annoying thing websites do on in one post. Slide show, way too many adds in slide show, overlay add you can't easily get rid of, too much crap going on in general to run on common devices (I-phone). Impressive but they missed an opportunity. The last two should have been videos. That way they could take something that will take 10 seconds to read and draw it out to 5 minutes (assuming at least a minute of ads required to watch each video)
October 18th, 2014 at 12:58 PM ^
Honorable mention for Michigan. Michigan Man meme and Michigan arrogance are considered subtle. I am sure MSU and OSU will disagree.
Loved to see Duke up there. Skip ads were annoying. University of Phoenix up there was pretty funny. No way they are more douche than us about college pride and arrogance. I nominate us right behind U of Chicago, Duke for college arrogance.
Fire GQ!
October 18th, 2014 at 1:01 PM ^
Dartmouth. Some of the biggest dickweeds I've met went there. Some chill bros too but they are outgunned. Has to be top 25.
October 18th, 2014 at 1:26 PM ^
He said pretty much the same about Notre Dame: "Everyone I know who went to Notre Dame was a dickhead. In fact, I think they have a checkbox on their application that says, 'I am a dickhead' and if you don't check it, you don't get in."
October 18th, 2014 at 2:43 PM ^
The whole Linwood house went there. And they're always down to listen to bomb ass music and wake and bake.
October 18th, 2014 at 9:41 PM ^
Yes but after walking 1700 miles In the woods from Georgia, any hiker will agree that Dartmouth girls are the most gorgeous sight ever to be seen by mankind (in a totally non-creepy way)
October 18th, 2014 at 1:02 PM ^
And his picture is in the dictionary next to "douche".
October 18th, 2014 at 1:04 PM ^
Was there a "Most Likley to share this article on a sports blog" category?
October 18th, 2014 at 6:14 PM ^
No but there was a category for "Most hypocritical snarky alumni".