Very On Topic - Playmate of the Month June 2014 Jessica Ashley is a Wolverine
Too much EMO today folks. Let me make a critical contribution to the board (and very on topic) as it has come to my twitter life attention that the June 2014 Playmate of the month is a UM grad: Miss Jessica Ashley. I don't subscribe and if I did, I'd only read the articles anyhow but for those who digest the media in other ways here is a cool tumbler account of hers. I am not exactly sure what tumblr is - it seems like a blog without words but I thought that was what instagram was lol. And going all creeper here is Instagram.
Being a fan of brunettes and being an actual Michigan grad... I say Kate Upton, consider your "bow" being shot over. (pun not intended but surely noticed). Carry on folks.
Magnus's head just exploded.
In the spirit of Magnus.....I wouldn't mind Touching Her Banner.
I don't get it. Can you explain further?
If I might be allowed to quote an earlier thread, "Umm....these".
In all seriousness though, it is nice to see another example of how Wolverines are almost literally everywhere and in every facet of media, it seems. We are indeed a versatile group.
"A little on the vanilla side but not bad."
Yeah, just your average Michigan coed that I see walking down State Street on her way to class. /s
If she' "vanila" and "not bad", I like both flavors.
Which MSU are you referring to? Mythical State University?
Congrats on being king of the douches for today. Your ridiculous standards of beauty and latent misogyny set a high bar for us all.
Latent misogyny? How is he possibly being any more misogynistic than the rest of this thread?
I think you've built up EL in your head. Yes, they have a lot of attractive girls, and AA doesn't have nearly as many, but she would stand out anywhere. I mean, Playboy doesn't just choose anyone.
MSU has hotter girls than UM but no by a huge margin. They are ridiculously overrated and their reputation pumped up by a fanbase that has had very little non-sporting bragging points throughout history.
Please send me approximate GPS coordinates to where you are so I can live in a world where this is an average female.
Thanks.
Yeah, she would fail the nanny test.
Me: Can we hire her as our nanny?
Wife: No!
Failed.
Somehow through the magic of the internets I am able to see some pic of her in a more natural state. She would definitely fail the Nanny Test.
I tell the State wonks that yes, you probably have more pretty girls. But all of our pretty girls are SMART.
been to both campus. There's just as many hot girls at Michigan as there are at MSU. If you can't find any out of the 45K student body then it's your own damn fault.
Come on. I love MSU women as much as anyone but Miss Ashley is no slouch. I can't belive you're serious.
Creep creep creep creep
yes I would give her the best 15 seconds of her life!
Yowza.
I wonder what her major was.
Is it me or does she look like Eliza Dushku?
I can't believe no one has asked what her 40 time, shuttle or L cone time was.
So anyone know?
only if she's 5'3"
What you did there, I see it.
Who cares about her 40 time?
Can she block!???
How is her pad level? Wait, I'm not sure I want to know about a woman's "pad level"
Obligatory PAD LEVEL comment...