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• On the final play of the game: “We’ve run it before. I don’t be thinkin we’ve run it yet dis year yo, but it’s a last-second play. We practice it probably once every last muthafuckin two weeks. We’ve probably practiced it 10 times yo, but they ran it last year, as well. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So one of tha options is ta git it ta Glenn n' have Glenn just cook up a play. There’s other options up in it yo, but Caris saw tha switch, saw tha mismatch n' just threw it n' Glenn went up n' gots it yo. Dude had ta finish it all up in a cold-ass lil crowd n' did a pimped out thang. … That’s tha whole idea, ta throw it over tha top n' put Glenn up in a jump bizzle on tha other side. That’s tha whole idea: brang tha defense dis way n' throw it ta tha opposite side.”
• On the first 10 minutes of the game: “I thought our crazy asses had a cold-ass lil couple phat looks — n' they was makin every last muthafuckin blasted yo, but our crazy asses had a cold-ass lil couple straight-up phat looks dat didn’t go. (AJ) Hammons straight-up affects playas tha straight-up original gangsta couple times they try ta git ta tha rim. Yo ass gotta go up in there n' finish all up in contact yo, but his thugged-out lil' punk-ass blocked a cold-ass lil couple shots n' all of a sudden it was, we could git ta tha rim but we couldn’t do anythang once we gots there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. When our phat asses did git some jumpshots, we was goin ta gotta make em. Us dudes did not blast tha bizzle well up in tha straight-up original gangsta half n' dat had a shitload ta do wit Purdue, as well.”
• On going to the 1-3-1: “Kendall Stevens had one go in-and-out late. They only gots one basket outta it fo' realz. Again, chizzle tha tempo, chizzle thangs up a lil bit. They’re a pimped out rollin crew, n' that’s one thang dat can stop tha drive a lil bit. They still found enough holez up in dat shit. I wasn’t laid back playin it too much late. Once Kendall Stevens had one go halfway down n' come back up again, I holla'd, we’re not goin ta take a cold-ass lil chizzle on dat again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it is suttin' we’re goin ta gotta keep playing.”
• More on the final play of the game: “It be a late-game play. It’s gots 3-point options, it has all kindz of thangs ta dat shit. We gots jammed up there n' I thought I called time with, like, four secondz ta go n' somehow it didn’t git registered — Pat didn’t hear me until 2.9, or didn’t call it until 2.9. Glenn could have thrown it outta there, too — there’s another action goin on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. At any rate, dat shiznit was just good. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! We saw Wisconsin score full-court wit 2.9, so da ruffneck did tha right thang. Well shiiiit, it hung on dat rim a long-ass time, though.”
• On AJ Hammons not being in the game in overtime: “Nik gots clean ta tha rim twice n' I guess tha pimpin' muthafucka thought Hammons was still up in there cuz his schmoooove ass chizzled his blasted fo' realz. A straight-up physical game, n' we’ve gots ta finish all up in dat contact. These game is tough cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce. Mack (Painter) n' I talked before tha game. Purdue’s done a pimped out thang of ballin Big Ten championships. Matt’s done a pimped out thang of competin fo' Big Ten championships. These game is straight-up tough ta win, n' you could peep dat todizzle.”
• On seeing his team execute on a last-second play: “I be thinkin if we could have done cooked up a cold-ass lil couple dem layups we could have gotten some distizzle from dem n' I didn’t like tha play we called up in a timeout wit like 15 or 16, I didn’t like tha way our crazy asses had arced on dat one — I wanted our asses ta straight-up drive dat baby. But you’ve gots ta have dem thangs. This is tha way it’s goin ta be, dis is dat shit. Us playas just gots ta embrace it n' say we’re goin ta work hard fo' every last muthafuckin thang. Us thugs was straight-up fortunate tonight.”
• On trying to get his attention late in regulation: “I looked all up in tha clock when we fouled Stevens there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. … There was a shitload of time. I wanted ta make shizzle dat if he made both, our crazy asses had our 3-point play working. Us thugs weren’t goin ta booty-call a timeout unless we needed one. Our thugged-out asses had a 3-point package there if Stevens made both fo' realz. And I just holla'd at dem there’s a ton of time n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do. Fortunately, we gots just enough.
• On the possibility of it just being Michigan’s night tonight: “Fuck dat shit, it wasn’t our night tonight cuz you peep Terone Johnston git all up in tha foul line n' knock down every last muthafuckin thang n' dat schmoooove muthafucka hasn’t been able ta do dis shit. Dat shiznit was they night most of tha night. Us playas just had tha breaks down tha stretch there dat straight-up you have. Well shiiiit, it did even itself up cuz I thought they just played terrific. They certainly outplayed our asses n' played much mo' betta than our asses up in tha straight-up original gangsta half. Da second half, we straight-up played phat basketbizzle. Kick dat shit! Purdue, they’ve had two fuck-ups now, nahmeean, biatch? It’s big-ass fo' dem lil playas ta come up n' play like they did tonight. “

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