December 23rd, 2018 at 8:50 PM ^
@renhefley10 not ron
December 23rd, 2018 at 8:58 PM ^
Welcome Ren!!! I love that you are now part of the Maize and Blue! It's gotta be a dream come true and I celebrate with you. That being said...I love you...but I hope I never see you on the field, unless you are some crazy diamond in the rough. Merry Christmas young man!
December 23rd, 2018 at 9:16 PM ^
Don't lie, if he goes in 3rd/4th quarter, you and the other 100k people are going to be yelling some version of TRUUUUUUUUUU that works with Ren instead.
December 23rd, 2018 at 10:25 PM ^
It'll probably be something like "Reeeeeeeeen."
December 24th, 2018 at 9:28 AM ^
Maybe "RUN REN RUN, RUN REN RUN!"
December 23rd, 2018 at 8:52 PM ^
Welcome Ren, way to GoBlue!
December 23rd, 2018 at 9:15 PM ^
Ren is the villain and you're just a hostage
So whenever I'm steppin' cover your head like an ostrich
December 23rd, 2018 at 8:59 PM ^
Good luck kid, go blue!
December 23rd, 2018 at 9:03 PM ^
Ren Hefly is the greatest local car dealer name I've ever heard
December 24th, 2018 at 2:37 AM ^
And SexualButt is the greatest name I’ve heard for...never mind.
December 23rd, 2018 at 9:03 PM ^
I suppose that one of the nice things about recruiting season would be early Christmas gifts.
Welcome to Michigan, Ren.
December 23rd, 2018 at 9:04 PM ^
I know this is about Jedd Fisch, and not this walk on, but it is interesting, and I hadn't seen it posted in the Jedd Fisch post. I'm not trying to hijack this news about the PWO QB. I hope he has a great influence on the team.
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Michigan lead the BIG in points per game in 2016, and dropped to 8th the next year:
2016
2017
https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/conferences/big-ten/2017-team-offense.html
2017 is when all the complaints about settling for FGs instead of TDs started, and has continued into this season.
December 23rd, 2018 at 10:09 PM ^
Thanks, Jedd.
December 24th, 2018 at 6:37 PM ^
I think the right reply was supposed to be "Thanks, Jedd's Mom".
December 23rd, 2018 at 9:04 PM ^
Article says he had some "interest" from Stanford and a bunch of Ivy League Schools. Scored a 30 on his ACT and has a 4.1 GPA. Sounds like a good kid to have in the program. Welcome aboard Ren!
December 24th, 2018 at 6:53 AM ^
Academic numbers are badass, REN! Welcome aboard and Go Blue!
#MichiganDifference
December 24th, 2018 at 10:33 AM ^
Welcome Ren!
Glad to so you dropped at 30! You’re coming to “play school” and football.
December 23rd, 2018 at 9:06 PM ^
Not the toughest field this year, but definitely leader-in-the-clubhouse for Name of the Year in this class.
Welcome Ren!
December 23rd, 2018 at 9:09 PM ^
he fly
December 23rd, 2018 at 9:07 PM ^
He’s stimpy the best.
December 23rd, 2018 at 9:21 PM ^
Probably a 5 star to Harbaugh. Go Blue!
December 23rd, 2018 at 9:24 PM ^
I would much prefer if it was Ren McCormack. He’s so dreamy.
December 23rd, 2018 at 9:33 PM ^
What a wonderful early Yaksmas present for him!
December 23rd, 2018 at 9:37 PM ^
That's some nice film. On a Div II team with the right offense he'd win a bushel of games. Happy to have him.
December 23rd, 2018 at 9:37 PM ^
Sparty, you fat, bloated idiot!
December 23rd, 2018 at 9:39 PM ^
That's interesting. Michigan already has a PWO QB commit in the form of Andy Maddox (LINK). Sometimes you see multiple QBs commit as PWOs, but some of those guys can play multiple positions (Joe Hewlett turned into a RB/S, Peter Bush turned into a FB/LB, etc.). Both of these guys look like QBs to me.
December 24th, 2018 at 1:30 AM ^
Aren’t some of these guys needed for scout team purposes, too? They should probably have a couple dual threat QB types for that, right?
I never played football (played soccer instead), so I am asking, since I think I heard you have done some coaching, Magnus.
December 24th, 2018 at 8:39 AM ^
Yes, they could play scout team. In fact, that's probably all they'll ever play. Michigan blew out a lot of teams in 2018, and I think Michael Sessa (the top walk-on QB on the roster) got one or two snaps.
But yeah, you do want guys with different abilities to play on the scout team. Hewlett was the option QB Michigan used to prepare for Air Force.
December 23rd, 2018 at 9:40 PM ^
PWO now. Then he will feel like a POW handing the ball off 40 times per game.
December 23rd, 2018 at 10:32 PM ^
even trolls have a santa....
December 24th, 2018 at 8:35 AM ^
Would be nice for the mgoblog moms to play Santa and send this troll elsewhere. Tis the season for giving....Right Santa(s)
December 23rd, 2018 at 10:44 PM ^
Do you have anyone in your life who doesn't think you are a sad, insufferable SOB?
Your Mom doesn't count.
December 23rd, 2018 at 9:50 PM ^
Someone get that kid an ice cream bar!
December 23rd, 2018 at 11:17 PM ^
-So this Ren guy is pretty fast?
-Oh Ren? He Fly!
December 24th, 2018 at 8:08 AM ^
His twitter page says he has a 4.2 GPA and his Hudl page lists a 4.5 40-yd dash. That might be the highest GPA to 40 ratio in the country!
December 24th, 2018 at 9:45 AM ^
Now that is an achievement I can admire.
I wonder how Alabama, OSU, and other teams match up in this particular competition? Start digging, trolls. Send us your prize nominations. (I presume, perhaps rashly, that you do actually support some team or other against which you compare us? Do let us know which one.) Be useful for a change.
December 24th, 2018 at 9:26 AM ^
His style reminds me of Patterson.
December 24th, 2018 at 9:45 AM ^
If we get a PWO named Stimpy today, my christmas eve will be complete!
December 25th, 2018 at 2:18 AM ^
NOT WITHOUT A LOG
December 24th, 2018 at 11:12 AM ^
Go Blue!
December 24th, 2018 at 9:46 PM ^
Good god how many quarterbacks does this team need? De commit watch in full effect.