The Sacrifice....Part II
As some may recall, I sacrificed my Woodson jersey pre signing day, and our bad juju seems to have turned for the time being. I bask in the glory of the Dax Hill commit I delivered to my people.
Unfortunately, despite the great martyr that I am, I have nothing left to give. Crouch is still on the board. Who shall be the next great martyr, one to stand up to the fury of hell that is the BPONE, so we can pull in another 5 star?
Regarding The Game, I believe only our fearless Brian can reverse that juju. I believe we should call on him every year, prior to the OSU game, to make a sacrifice to the Michigan football hating gods until we beat down that Satanic hoard from down south.
December 21st, 2018 at 3:53 AM ^
horde*
December 21st, 2018 at 4:05 AM ^
Leroy Hoard would not be happy.
December 21st, 2018 at 8:36 AM ^
There's only 1 Leroy in my life:
December 21st, 2018 at 9:00 AM ^
Hey man...
December 21st, 2018 at 9:37 AM ^
Oh geez. This is awkward.
December 21st, 2018 at 11:45 AM ^
This is one of the funniest videos in the history of the internet.
December 21st, 2018 at 4:45 AM ^
December 21st, 2018 at 5:30 AM ^
I will do it. I am going to sacrifice a wonderful family night with my two kids doing Christmas crafts and being generally responsible in order to drink 12 beers and then order some random Jimmy Johns at 10. I don’t make this sacrifice lightly, but I will do it for this program.
December 21st, 2018 at 5:59 AM ^
is it dusty in here? wow john, that ah, that gets me right there, you know [sound of sniffle]. that kind of love and self-sacrifice is hard to come by in today's world. Christmas spirit and all. man.
December 21st, 2018 at 7:23 AM ^
Cue Rinaldi . . .
December 21st, 2018 at 10:35 AM ^
"Something changed that rainy Friday evening before Christmas. A dream became a reality. A fairy tale came true. We may not know exactly what would have happened if ijohnb hadn't slammed a twelve pack of 16 ounce aluminum Budweiser's that night and passed out on the basement loveseat at 10:16 PM. But we know that it happened, and we know that he meant it. And for a moment, just one fleeing moment, that is all that mattered."
December 21st, 2018 at 6:23 AM ^
Does drinking usually lead you to ordering shit food?
December 21st, 2018 at 7:17 AM ^
Um.... is that a quality unique to me?
Ok, instead I will order [Insert Trendy New Age Takeout That Only Monkey House Is Cool Enough To Know About Because Jimmy Johns Is Soooo 2012].
December 21st, 2018 at 8:01 AM ^
It is definitely not unique to you. I'll agree that Jimmy John's is garbage, but if you're 12 beers in, who cares?
December 21st, 2018 at 9:35 AM ^
Does anyone know if there is a Chic-Fil-A in Ann Arbor? Are they any good?
December 21st, 2018 at 9:02 AM ^
Lmao. Savage.
Reminds of a while back I wandered through the MGoarchives. Re-read some of those old interviews with members. Always wanted to punch the shit out of my computer when they got to "describing their perfect meal". The pretentious douchefuckery was crippling.
December 21st, 2018 at 9:10 AM ^
Well I'm hardly pretentious, especially when it comes to food. But if I were describing my "perfect meal", then yeah I'd take some expensive French cheeses over the tuna and cheddar cheese sandwich I made earlier today.
December 21st, 2018 at 11:32 AM ^
Tuna and cheddar on rye, with extra pickles and onions? Yum.
December 21st, 2018 at 9:27 AM ^
Yeah, I was a fish out of water in that thread. I can't really pick my very favorite, but "Koegels on grill was pasta salad and beans," "Huge Steak from chain steakhouse with loaded baked" and "Whopper meal large size with a 4 piece" are all in the Top 10.
I could not identify a lot of the foods that were being discussed in that thread.
December 21st, 2018 at 9:05 AM ^
Well I'm just glad I'm not the only one... Although when I'm drinking I usually make the decision to eat greasy food
December 21st, 2018 at 9:28 AM ^
#9 Italian with salt/vinegar chips.
Plenty greasy if you are in that mood.
December 21st, 2018 at 7:43 AM ^
It doesn't help.
December 21st, 2018 at 5:31 AM ^
What do you propose? The old hamster wheel that ran the Blog? A hockey jersey? How about a shave and hair cut?
December 21st, 2018 at 5:43 AM ^
BRIAN MUST SHAVE! CUT HIS HAIR! FORESWEAR FLANNEL! ADMIT THAT $200K IN SCHOLARSHIPS IS PRETTY GOOD SCOOTS FOR AN 18 YEAR OLD WHO’S ALTERNATIVE IS DELIVERING PIZZAS! Just might do it,
December 21st, 2018 at 9:08 AM ^
You forgot something something derp derp old rich white guys in there.
December 21st, 2018 at 9:20 AM ^
One day Brian will be an old rich white guy. The irony...
December 21st, 2018 at 7:00 AM ^
I think Brian indeed should make a sacrifice - and it is to do an OSU UFR. The Football Gods are punishing his reluctance to chart the game of our sacred enemy by ensuring we lose to them forever. Only by suffering can our dear leader forge a path to victory.
December 21st, 2018 at 7:24 AM ^
I actually think this is true.
December 21st, 2018 at 10:17 AM ^
Nailed it.
December 21st, 2018 at 10:19 AM ^
1000 times yes
December 21st, 2018 at 12:48 PM ^
This checks out
December 21st, 2018 at 7:11 AM ^
My Wife thinks we are all nuts...LOL.
December 21st, 2018 at 8:36 AM ^
Well hello there fellow delusional MGO Poster!
I can't wait to tell my wife about these posts. Misery sometimes does love company! She simply could not understand the funk I was in after the Dax de-commit. Glad to know there is family here that understands.
December 21st, 2018 at 7:38 AM ^
You wear G-strings Bernard?
To each their own I suppose.
December 21st, 2018 at 8:12 AM ^
I'm more concerned with the fact that he's divulging the detail on what goes on here to the Mrs. They aren't supposed to know what goes on here!
December 21st, 2018 at 9:38 AM ^
Zach Smith might have some extra ball lifters. You should tweet him.
December 21st, 2018 at 7:58 AM ^
Your wife's intuition is impeccable
December 21st, 2018 at 7:43 AM ^
My sacrifice ...
December 21st, 2018 at 7:57 AM ^
Do you know any virgins?
December 21st, 2018 at 8:05 AM ^
I quit chewing tobacco after the OSU game(havent had it since that awful day). My first child is due to be born in late February and I wanted to resolve myself of all bad habits before he arrived. If i can fight my addiction then surely the Michigan football Gods can fight BPONE for us?
December 21st, 2018 at 8:10 AM ^
This is the most fun I've had reading the blog, I'm calling it the #lemoneffect. it has the feeling of a yearly tradition. Maybe 2018 will be known in these parts as the year of the lemon. What will 2019 bring? Durian fruit? On second thought, Durian may be saved for a National Championship game... :)
December 21st, 2018 at 8:27 AM ^
Durian will probably be extinct by the time we make the NC game.
December 21st, 2018 at 9:21 AM ^
The Lemon Effect, combined with Dax Hill coming back, has scared off the OSU and Sparty trolls for the moment, as well as several of the harshly negative a-holes that may or may not be Michigan fans (several who have welshed and bitched about their losing lemon bets).
Bring it back any time, in my opinion. This is a hell of lot more fun than wallowing and complaining.
December 21st, 2018 at 8:38 AM ^
If the wife is still fertile, maybe it's time we take a look at little Denard. A strong Michigan will make for a much happier (second) child.
December 21st, 2018 at 10:18 AM ^
My personal theory is this: until Brian goes through the pain of UFRing an OSU loss, we will not win The Game.
December 21st, 2018 at 10:36 AM ^
Brian...pretty obvious what you must do.
1) UFR the OSU game. Fearless leader must indeed be fearless.
2) Shave the beard, cut the hair.
Be our martyr, be our savior. The Game is but less than a year away. It's time.
December 21st, 2018 at 10:43 AM ^
Cool, hook em
December 21st, 2018 at 11:31 AM ^
I went to tell my wife about this the other day and the glaze that came over her eyes was amazing. Then she said "there is something wrong with all of you."
It must be what I look like when she starts talking about the Hallmark Christmas movies she watches.