November 21st, 2018 at 7:38 PM ^
Actually that’s me.
November 21st, 2018 at 7:38 PM ^
I’m sure there’s more than one Zach Harrison
November 21st, 2018 at 8:30 PM ^
Is there a Jay-Kwellin, a B'-Lah-Kay, a Dee-Nice, an Ay-Ay-Ron or a Tim-Oh-Thee in the UM Student Directory?
November 21st, 2018 at 9:15 PM ^
The player formerly known as mousecop.
November 22nd, 2018 at 5:44 AM ^
The guy in the directory is Zay-otch and not the 5 star stud DE.
November 21st, 2018 at 7:38 PM ^
hold on i have a call... from a mr najee harris?
November 21st, 2018 at 7:40 PM ^
It's not at all the same situation though
November 21st, 2018 at 8:09 PM ^
I think the point is that it’s meaningless.
November 21st, 2018 at 8:13 PM ^
That's Nauta very funny joke
November 21st, 2018 at 8:49 PM ^
I’ll give you a Hand for that clever quip!
November 21st, 2018 at 9:04 PM ^
I guess you could say it’s treading well for the maize and blue?
November 21st, 2018 at 10:08 PM ^
Gets you right in Dee Hart, doesn't it?
November 21st, 2018 at 9:31 PM ^
Tread lightly Treadwell
November 22nd, 2018 at 12:43 AM ^
This is really getting my RoJo going
November 22nd, 2018 at 10:47 AM ^
I've been thinking about Najee and he has to be regretting his decision to go to Alabama. If you are a QB or a RB, the last place you want to go to get prepared for the NFL is Alabama.
Other than Mark Ingram, I can't think of another RB (or QB for that matter) that has had marginal success in the NFL. Now their WR's are another story. They produce some studs at that position.
November 22nd, 2018 at 5:24 PM ^
Amazing that TJ Yeldon and Derrick Henry have done little in the pros. Ingram took a few years to really get going, so maybe they'll end up doing something. Tua Tag looks like a real pro QB, though.
And I love Eddie Jackson, as a Bears fan. Their defensive studs do more than their offensive guys--minus Ridley and Cooper.
November 21st, 2018 at 7:38 PM ^
Buckle up!
November 21st, 2018 at 7:40 PM ^
I almost thought this was the start of a joke...
November 21st, 2018 at 7:43 PM ^
Need someone to confirm that the 2019 DE recruit's middle name is Lee lol
November 21st, 2018 at 8:22 PM ^
What are you implying?
November 21st, 2018 at 8:26 PM ^
That the only Zach Harrison in the directory at U of M who is not faculty or alum is named Zachary Lee Harrison, and that that person is not fully enrolled yet, and that if the 5-star DE's middle name is Lee, then it's probably the person whose name appears in our directory.
"Alluding to" more so than "implying", really.
November 21st, 2018 at 8:29 PM ^
Well, yeah. I think I was reading a bit more into your comment. Unfortunately, Mantis, I don't think it's him.
November 21st, 2018 at 8:40 PM ^
Based on?
November 22nd, 2018 at 2:54 AM ^
There is a 44 year old Zachary Lee Harrison in Lansing, MI. That's all I could find.
November 22nd, 2018 at 9:51 AM ^
Does he have any eligibility left?
November 21st, 2018 at 7:45 PM ^
when would an early enrollee start classes? was he an EE candidate?
November 21st, 2018 at 8:23 PM ^
He's a definite EE. That's part of what makes it easier for him to get out of Columbus. Classes start in January.
November 21st, 2018 at 7:46 PM ^
Smh. He's not even enrolled.
November 21st, 2018 at 7:47 PM ^
Dude is in high school right now. Wrong guy.
November 21st, 2018 at 7:56 PM ^
High school is where we get most of our early enrollee recruits from!
November 21st, 2018 at 8:45 PM ^
Really need to expand our recruiting base if we're going to compete with the bamas of the world.
November 21st, 2018 at 9:08 PM ^
They say the German Manufacturing sector could be the new frontier of recruiting.
November 21st, 2018 at 11:10 PM ^
Back in the Colt Brennan days, didn't Hawaii recruit some guy literally out of jail?
You may commence MSU jokes now
November 22nd, 2018 at 12:38 AM ^
Ft. Wayne Correctional Facilities Fax Machine got Auston Robertson’s LOI to East Lansing just fine, I’ll have you know.
November 21st, 2018 at 7:47 PM ^
Isn't Michigan still on semesters? Doesn't compute.
November 21st, 2018 at 7:51 PM ^
I found a john smith in the directory as well. Must mean the former msu coach is enrolled and likely on the team for 2019.
/s
November 21st, 2018 at 8:52 PM ^
Or it’s that British dude that banged Pocahontas...
November 21st, 2018 at 9:35 PM ^
... unless his middle names are "Jacob Jingleheimer", in which case, his name is my name, too.
Let me just say this: there's a LOT of shouting from the people whenever he goes out, ifyouknowwhatImean
November 22nd, 2018 at 10:24 AM ^
I salute your wit, rob f.
November 21st, 2018 at 10:15 PM ^
I think it’s Porkahontas. At least that’s how it was spelled when I watched a piece about them on the internet.
November 22nd, 2018 at 8:20 PM ^
She was married to John Rolfe.
November 21st, 2018 at 7:53 PM ^
For the record, it doesn't list "alumni" or "student" status which means it's somebody still going through the enrolling process.
November 21st, 2018 at 8:23 PM ^
+1 Insightful
November 21st, 2018 at 7:55 PM ^
Should be "A Zach Harrison shows up in the UM student directory."
November 21st, 2018 at 8:24 PM ^
THE Zach Harrison shows up in U X directory
November 22nd, 2018 at 8:21 AM ^
A wild Zach Harrison appears!
November 22nd, 2018 at 11:11 PM ^
**chuckles**