Would you rather
I’m sorry. This is the longest week ever. Can’t stop thinking about this game.
With that being said, here’s a stupid would you rather question that will surely illicit some snarky responses but I want to ask anyway.
Would you rather be behind by 2 lining up a 40 yard fg on the last play or ahead by 5 on the last play with OSU 2 yards away from the winning score?
November 20th, 2018 at 7:08 PM ^
Sorry to steal this thread. I don't have enough points. Just came across this gem. Amazing to see our boys grow not only on the field over the Fall, but also in their experience abroad. If you have seen All Or Nothing, it was a great documentary, but disappointing in the way we performed. Please take this time to reflect on where we came from only a few months ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94FuqMXQPSg
Also, your question makes me physically ill. I would probably black out and hope for the best in either situation. Knowing their history with short goal line plays, that's dangerous. But Moody is a stud. But our defense is solid. But let's just win by 2+ possessions.
November 20th, 2018 at 7:11 PM ^
Ha, that’s funny. I’m getting nauseous thinking about either situation. I really hope this a laugher in our favor.
November 21st, 2018 at 1:12 AM ^
For Sure! I couldn't watch in either situation.
However, with our offense right now, I'd rather switch roles so that WE had the ball down 5 on the two yard line!!
(Actually, so I can really enjoy the game, I'd need to be up 2+ scores by the 4th) I think I'd sell my kidney to duplicate the Penn State game (Fuck Penn State!)
November 21st, 2018 at 11:38 AM ^
Agreed. What kind of person comes up with such twisted scenarios?
November 20th, 2018 at 7:09 PM ^
I suspect people are not going to be pleased with this thread.
November 20th, 2018 at 7:10 PM ^
i feel strongly both ways.
November 20th, 2018 at 8:54 PM ^
If I don't make it, tell my wife I said hello.
November 20th, 2018 at 7:10 PM ^
I’d rather you dive headfirst into a used porta-John in July.
November 20th, 2018 at 7:11 PM ^
Leaning towards the FG. Our major weakness this year has been rz defense.
November 20th, 2018 at 7:14 PM ^
Ditto.
November 20th, 2018 at 8:10 PM ^
Odds gotta be before to make a 40 yfg. Moody was 6-6, I’ll tske him in that awful scenario.
November 20th, 2018 at 10:38 PM ^
...all I am thinking about in that situation is Mike Lantry.
November 20th, 2018 at 7:14 PM ^
I would rather be up 34-6, taking a knee.
November 20th, 2018 at 8:09 PM ^
I agree
Fuck ohio
November 20th, 2018 at 7:14 PM ^
Dear God Why???? This is just ridiculous. I need this game to get here fast.....
Edit: Can we make this more fun?? Like .......
Would you rather buy this hoodie from Rose gal
Or this one from Dresslily?
November 20th, 2018 at 8:08 PM ^
Lmao I always get the hairy chest one never the six pack
November 20th, 2018 at 10:46 PM ^
Clearly the marketing algorithm is broken... I AM ALREADY A HEAVYSET HAIRY GUY I WOULD JUST WALK AROUND NAKED I DON'T NEED THIS HOODY STOP REMINDING ME
November 21st, 2018 at 12:54 AM ^
Lmao! This great
November 21st, 2018 at 5:35 AM ^
Tough to beat the meat jacket. The other looks like a six pack with a set a moobs.
November 21st, 2018 at 11:02 AM ^
...with the nipples blurred out to keep it safe for work
November 20th, 2018 at 7:15 PM ^
This will end well.
November 20th, 2018 at 7:15 PM ^
Good evening. Tonight 'Spectrum' looks at one of the major problems in the world today - the whole vexed question of what is going on. Is there still time to confront it, let alone solve it, or is it too late?
November 20th, 2018 at 7:17 PM ^
Victory formation. That's what I want. Up 42-10
November 20th, 2018 at 8:09 PM ^
I agree. Not even going to let my brain go there.
November 20th, 2018 at 7:19 PM ^
I'm leaning the field goal, solely based on the likelihood of OSU fumbling the ball at the one, or being stopped short, and still being awarded a TD by the BiG officiating crew - while it has been done before, harder to job a team on a kick!
November 20th, 2018 at 7:20 PM ^
Umm who's kicking the field goal??
November 20th, 2018 at 7:22 PM ^
John Oates, of Hall and Oates.
Trying to spice this up a bit.
November 20th, 2018 at 7:52 PM ^
Field goal all the way then. I can go for that.
November 20th, 2018 at 7:57 PM ^
Does Darryl Hall change anything, or you going Maneater all the way?
November 20th, 2018 at 8:02 PM ^
I would prefer the game to be out of touch and not have to worry about these scenarios. But if that was the case and Hall was kicking I’m sure he would be just as clutch and make my dreams come true of a Michigan victory.
November 20th, 2018 at 8:56 PM ^
I dont know, dude. You cant tell me that Darryl Hall nailing a 40 yarder as the clock expires to beat OSU at their place, sending the good guys to the CFP for a shot at #1 Bama, wouldnt be one for the ages. Furthermore, a postgame Hall and Oates rendition of "The Victors" in the lockerroom would shut down the interwebs for at least a few days. I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it, and as such, would actually choose this being a close game if this were exactly how the story would unfold.
November 20th, 2018 at 9:04 PM ^
Many players on the team are probably out of touch with the greatness of Hall and Oates, but they would probably make Jim and Sarah smile.
November 20th, 2018 at 11:58 PM ^
As long as we're out of touch and they're out of time.
November 21st, 2018 at 12:11 AM ^
Then it’s field goal all the way, just man against goal posts - one on one.
November 20th, 2018 at 11:33 PM ^
Ray Finkle?
November 20th, 2018 at 7:21 PM ^
This thread is like one of those juvenile games we played as kids: would you rather eat a turd or run naked down Main Street?
November 20th, 2018 at 7:23 PM ^
Yes, please.
November 20th, 2018 at 7:23 PM ^
am i the only one waiting for faux mo and hatter to answer true blue's question with: both!
November 20th, 2018 at 7:47 PM ^
Pretty easy question for those of us who are comfortable with are nakedness. Rock out with your cock out!
November 20th, 2018 at 8:01 PM ^
Oh I couldnt imagine the embarrassment of being naked in public, but also a pretty easy question for those of us that enjoy ingesting feces.
November 20th, 2018 at 8:08 PM ^
gif of lurch shaking his head and making that 'eeerrrrgggghhhh' sound.
November 20th, 2018 at 11:33 PM ^
The first time I saw my dog eat a dog poop on the sidewalk, I was so horrified, I pried his mouth open and pulled it out with my bare hand. I never recovered.
November 21st, 2018 at 12:15 AM ^
Ok Wendy, then I guess that puts you in the column for, as Clarence mentioned, “Rock out with your.......um........uh........er.......out!!”
November 20th, 2018 at 8:34 PM ^
Run naked, easy question
November 20th, 2018 at 7:23 PM ^
Man, the Game cannot come fast enough. Or failing that, the UFRs and FFFFs so we have some actual football analysis to go with.
And in answer to the OP question, I'd rather be up by 35 with OSU lining up for a sad field goal.
November 20th, 2018 at 7:23 PM ^
Dear God please don't let it come to that!!! My heart wouldn't be able to take either of those scenarios!!
November 20th, 2018 at 7:25 PM ^
You're giving me the nervous sweats already, man.
November 20th, 2018 at 7:25 PM ^
I give the OP credit for a pick your poison gem. That said, my head hurts even thinking about either option. I am going to focus on Turkey, Pumpkin Pie and a 17 point lead with 57 seconds left and Shea in victory formation.
November 20th, 2018 at 7:32 PM ^
With our D tackles I'm taking the field goal!