OT: "Mike Leach on weddings"
I laughed. And laughed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGIap2_tmng
November 14th, 2018 at 9:27 AM ^
V funny, v old
November 14th, 2018 at 9:31 AM ^
I genuinely enjoy this guy. I hate the Vols and when he was rumored to be coming here as HC I was somewhat sad because I knew he would have me converted into a fan, and I didn't like that feeling.
November 14th, 2018 at 9:39 AM ^
I still think his best work is the video of him at the press conference with his cup of coffee!
November 14th, 2018 at 9:43 AM ^
Mike Leach is a National Treasure and Craig James is a terrible person for killing all those hookers.
I did come up with a workable solution to the wedding dilemma Coach Leach described. Pick one or two completely insignificant details about the wedding and go to the mat fighting for them. It makes them think you really care without getting in the way of 99% of the decisions that need to go the way of the bride, MIL, etc. For me, it was the soup and not letting the DJ play YMCA.
November 14th, 2018 at 9:51 AM ^
CJK5H
ALLEGEDLY
November 14th, 2018 at 9:56 AM ^
I hope you replaced YMCA with the Stevie Wonder song they play when they do the hustle at black weddings.
November 14th, 2018 at 10:07 AM ^
That's known locally as the Detroit Hustle. It was pretty much required learning in Metro Detroit during the 80's.
November 14th, 2018 at 1:25 PM ^
My mother won't hustle until they play that song.
November 14th, 2018 at 10:07 AM ^
You remind me of an episode in Everybody Loves Raymond where Robert messes up his wedding invitations. That was a very funny episode
November 15th, 2018 at 9:01 AM ^
That was exactly my strategy and it worked great. I went hard on napkin color and table decoration.
November 14th, 2018 at 10:02 AM ^
The best part is, he is absolutely right. This is so true and it cracks me up.
November 14th, 2018 at 10:14 AM ^
What honestly IS a "Mike Leach"???
Studies should be done.
November 14th, 2018 at 10:15 AM ^
Checked in to confirm the phrase "national treasure" was used: confirmed.
November 14th, 2018 at 10:36 AM ^
So maybe I'm missing the point of this posting, but blueberry pie would be a HORRIBLE idea for a wedding dessert.
November 14th, 2018 at 11:09 AM ^
I would love to have him in the B1G at any school besides UM/OSU/MSU and would become my second favorite team.
LEECH TO PURDUE talking about fat lil girlfriends and fishing lures when asked about cover 2.
November 14th, 2018 at 11:33 AM ^
Motion to make Mike Leach topics non-OT. Those in favor, say "Aye," those opposed, get lost, nerds.
November 14th, 2018 at 1:21 PM ^
Hey, I'm a nerd, and I'm totally OK with non-OT Mike Leach, dweeb.
November 14th, 2018 at 11:47 AM ^
Perhaps more relatable in these times:
I really like his speech on expanding the playoff, and actually making it a true playoff and not an “invitational.”
November 14th, 2018 at 12:17 PM ^
Leach on Upsets..
"Everybody's all surprised every time this stuff happens. It surprises me everybody gets surprised, because it happens every year like this that there are surprises. The most surprising thing would be if there weren't any surprises. So therefore, in the final analysis, none of it's really that surprising."
November 14th, 2018 at 12:42 PM ^
"In the end you'll wish you eloped."
That's what we did 39 years ago. We didn't go crazy or go broke doing it, and we're still together.
November 14th, 2018 at 1:57 PM ^
Approaching 30 years here, it cost all of $50; I am a very lucky guy because my wife saw through all of this BS years ago.
Literally all of my siblings and friends with 5-figure expensive weddings are long since divorced.
November 14th, 2018 at 8:34 PM ^
Same here... everybody I know who did it cheaply are still together.
November 14th, 2018 at 12:49 PM ^
This man is a national treasure.
November 14th, 2018 at 12:55 PM ^
Listening to Mike Leach is like listening to the old Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy on SNL.
November 14th, 2018 at 2:00 PM ^
The new piece of art work in @Coach_Leach office has made it nearly impossible to have a serious meeting
November 14th, 2018 at 8:00 PM ^
Laughed my ass off. I think I got each of these questions exactly the way Leach put it during my wedding. He so right this is so true.
November 17th, 2018 at 12:35 AM ^
hahahahaha! He is one of the best at toeing the line, have to hand it to him