This week in schadenfreude Crowley Sullivan has a meltdown on twitter
You may remember this was the guy at B1G media day who was drilling Harbaugh about not beating his rivals and living up to the hype. He writes for a little publication called Spartanwire.
Well, seems he didn't have a good weekend. Enjoy.
If Lewerke fumbles or snap miscues or missed INT was a drinking game I’d be blacked out early in the 2nd quarter of this game. What is that like his 6th? https://t.co/rSbveQNrbo
— SpartanWire (@SpartanWire) November 10, 2018
FWIW the Maryland Regents insisted Lewerke start today.
— SpartanWire (@SpartanWire) November 10, 2018
MSU coaching staff reminds me of parents who expect the overachieving child to be perfect every single day. Yet enables and supports the kid still living at home who plays video games all day and is unemployed. #DefenseVsOffenseProblems
— SpartanWire (@SpartanWire) November 10, 2018
CoachD hates scoring points.
— SpartanWire (@SpartanWire) November 10, 2018
I’ve never been a ‘fire Dave Warner’ guy but if CoachD doesn’t completely fire everyone and reinvent our Offensive philosophy I’m not watching MSU football. I’m taking my Saturdays back. https://t.co/JBJ8TNhfPk
— SpartanWire (@SpartanWire) November 10, 2018
Why in God’s name would I come to MSU if I’m a top defensive recruit??? MSU would squander my hard work on the other side of the ball. https://t.co/Twg7Lk8YUy
— SpartanWire (@SpartanWire) November 10, 2018
I’m out, folks. Enjoy the shitshow that’s the rest of this football season. See you in March. ✌? https://t.co/3oEVWLDE0c
— SpartanWire (@SpartanWire) November 10, 2018
November 12th, 2018 at 7:42 PM ^
What happens in March??
November 12th, 2018 at 7:44 PM ^
They lose in the 1st round of the tournament.
November 12th, 2018 at 8:43 PM ^
Thank you for the good laugh. But you should of said the NAT tournament for clarity. ?
November 12th, 2018 at 9:10 PM ^
November 12th, 2018 at 9:01 PM ^
November 12th, 2018 at 9:45 PM ^
HEYYOOO!!!
November 12th, 2018 at 7:44 PM ^
They lose to a double digit seed on the first weekend of the tournament again?
November 12th, 2018 at 8:00 PM ^
....lose to Middle [fill in a state name] State.
November 12th, 2018 at 7:46 PM ^
I think the emoji after his comment means he's going to get two fingers up the bung hole in March.
November 12th, 2018 at 9:28 PM ^
Haven’t heard “bung hole” in a while!
November 13th, 2018 at 9:32 AM ^
I just heard mine...
November 12th, 2018 at 7:43 PM ^
Ok Cool. Hook’em
November 12th, 2018 at 8:17 PM ^
Suddenly this feels like the right answer to everything from now on
November 12th, 2018 at 8:23 PM ^
Hell yeah brother, cheers from Iraq!
November 12th, 2018 at 8:45 PM ^
Thank you for your service. I pray for safety for everyone still in that horrible place.
November 13th, 2018 at 12:04 PM ^
Thank you for your service Maximum Effort!
November 12th, 2018 at 8:50 PM ^
I be like dang!
November 12th, 2018 at 7:44 PM ^
This dude should avoid Matt Patricia pressers with that posture.
November 12th, 2018 at 9:16 PM ^
I dunno, the way the lie downs played, you would have thought he was doing exactly that on the sideline.
November 13th, 2018 at 5:57 AM ^
In classic "tool" form, I bet he's got his shoes kicked off too.
November 12th, 2018 at 7:47 PM ^
I can’t believe he asked a dickwad question to Harbaugh. He seems so level headed.
November 12th, 2018 at 9:12 PM ^
Maybe he's tired from also holding the "L" Chase was handing out to Spartan media folks....
November 13th, 2018 at 9:20 AM ^
I never saw this...glad you mentioned it.
https://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/blue-check-mark-capital-j-mistakingly-comes-at-chase-winovich-ends-up-6-feet-under
November 12th, 2018 at 7:50 PM ^
Is he asking questions from his living room recliner in that picture?
November 12th, 2018 at 8:45 PM ^
I think his butt was hurting and so he was trying to stay off of it.
November 12th, 2018 at 9:04 PM ^
+1 Underrated
November 13th, 2018 at 5:59 AM ^
He looks like a young Dale Doback
November 12th, 2018 at 7:51 PM ^
I don't know whether to feel disdainful, jealous, or indifferent to his pain. Imagine caring that much about anything, let alone the athletic exploits of 18-23 year-olds and their workaholic, often alcoholic coaches?
Just enjoy life, baby, and don't sweat the small stuff. It's all small stuff, baby.
#Rick
November 12th, 2018 at 9:42 PM ^
Yes. This is not an anonymous comment, it's a known writer and he is being awful to their QB who has left it all on the field as he's been jerked around by his head coach.
November 12th, 2018 at 7:52 PM ^
What a fucking loser.
November 12th, 2018 at 7:53 PM ^
There are 130 CFB teams in Division 1. The 65th ranked team scores 29.1 points per game. If MSU was ranked 65th in Points Per Game (50th percentile), MSU would have beaten every team it lost to this season, and currently be undefeated. - SpartanWire
Ya and if my mom had balls she would be my dad.
November 12th, 2018 at 7:59 PM ^
they would have beaten NW 29.1 - 29!
November 12th, 2018 at 8:28 PM ^
Ok, cool. Hook 'em.
November 13th, 2018 at 12:05 AM ^
Well that's getting old quick.
November 13th, 2018 at 7:53 AM ^
I’ll look into it right away. Happy Easter !!
November 12th, 2018 at 8:37 PM ^
Not surprised that he doesn't quite understand how averages work. Michigan only gives up 12.7 points per game, but they somehow lost to Notre Dame.
*head explodes*
November 12th, 2018 at 9:46 PM ^
First of all, would she be a she still if he/she/he-she were your ballsy dad? 2ndly, no, she/he would never have been yer dad cuz when yer 2 or 1.5 dads/moms fucked each other with their 4 balls they'd have been an egg short and no days late fer any baby makin'
November 12th, 2018 at 10:18 PM ^
You, sir, are a gem
November 12th, 2018 at 10:37 PM ^
Is that Common Core math? Crazy stuff!
November 12th, 2018 at 7:58 PM ^
See you in March so that he can get disappointed by a different coaching staff?
November 12th, 2018 at 7:59 PM ^
Suck it up, buttercup. Try a season w/ JOK, or better yet... DEATH. And a leaky defense to go along with DEATH.
November 12th, 2018 at 8:02 PM ^
This clown is making a great case to eliminate him from the B1G Media Days.
November 12th, 2018 at 8:05 PM ^
Dear Crowley,
Get used to it.
Sincerely,
Karma
November 12th, 2018 at 8:12 PM ^
I thought the media was supposed to report the news without bias? He clearly sounds like a disgruntled fan, and an immature one at that, not a media person. He should be reprimanded by his boss.
November 12th, 2018 at 8:46 PM ^
It looks like he's basically a blogger: the bitter and boring Michigan State equivalent to Brian Cook.
November 12th, 2018 at 8:12 PM ^
Gotta love guys who poke at kids like the first tweet shared by the OP. I wanna say he has a very punchable face but that would be mean spirited.
November 12th, 2018 at 8:16 PM ^
Well I will give him credit at least in not trying to polish a turd by pretending that everything is fine... Still bailing on your team before the end of the season just gives me the red ass no matter who the fan, or school is.
November 12th, 2018 at 8:19 PM ^
"See you in March" ???????????????????????????????????
November 12th, 2018 at 8:20 PM ^
Spartan pride comes before the fall.
Guy looks like a douche.