Dylan McCaffrey Collarbone
November 9th, 2018 at 6:09 PM ^
Harbaugh said in his press conference earlier in the week that he is “probably” done for the year.
November 10th, 2018 at 1:08 AM ^
Done for 2018. Sure, I believe it. But January is no longer "the year" now is it?
November 9th, 2018 at 6:10 PM ^
I heard Henry Rutger came back to life to cut both his arms off with a chain saw. He was pissed about some thread on here.
November 9th, 2018 at 6:30 PM ^
Think about Henry's greedy heirs who didn't give a dime to their namesake's university. They rutgered rutger before "rutger" was cool. Good for them.
November 9th, 2018 at 8:08 PM ^
The Lifetime Rutger: when you live more lives than the number of dollars Rutgers gets from your estate.
November 9th, 2018 at 9:47 PM ^
Bullshit. You can’t cutoff both arms with a chainsaw after you cut off the first arm.
November 9th, 2018 at 11:27 PM ^
2 shea
November 9th, 2018 at 11:59 PM ^
Obviously after you cut off your first arm you just leave the chainsaw running and then lie down on it so the other arm rests on the saw and the weight of your remaining arm should eventually make the saw cut through most of it and then you just wiggle a bit until it’s all the way off. What sucks is you’ll have no good way after that to block out the noise of the running chainsaw. If you’re lucky you’ll bleed out before the sound annoys you to death. Either way, there won’t be any more good reasons to come back from the dead, having accomplished the only one already.
November 10th, 2018 at 9:31 AM ^
Actually, rutger managed that feat this season. They did it twice. Even got one leg off as well against Kansas.
November 10th, 2018 at 11:11 AM ^
Pretty sure he was suggesting that zombie Rutger cut off McCaffrey's arms. Poorly worded but understandable after such a serious incident.
November 10th, 2018 at 11:23 AM ^
I like the visual of him cutting his own arms off though. Seems to be a more rutger like thing.
November 9th, 2018 at 10:10 PM ^
‘Tis but a flesh wound.
November 9th, 2018 at 6:14 PM ^
Thread title = bizarre
November 9th, 2018 at 6:51 PM ^
It's an incredibly stupid thread. "Hey people, I need inside private info on a student's medical condition. Please tell me the exact severity of the injury and exactly how long he will be out. I also need to know what medical procedures and surgeries he will be going through."
November 9th, 2018 at 7:20 PM ^
Maybe he wants to see if he qualifies for medical marijuana. OP could be opening a new business now and looking for clients. Props to his savvy.
November 9th, 2018 at 8:06 PM ^
The Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996 (HIPPA) is Federal law that provides for data privacy and security for safeguarding medical information. Basically it the official law that says, a person's medical information is theirs alone and none of anyone else's damn business.
Violations can lead to severe penalties and punishments for the people and the institutions where these occur.
Wow, that's all serious and dour. So here's a joke. A vet went to the zoo to check on several of the animals. On the way out, the zoo director stops the vet and asks "so how are the animals doing doc?". The vet answers "Sorry, can't discuss that with you, it would be a HIPPO violation."
November 9th, 2018 at 8:09 PM ^
HIPAA
Sorry to be that guy, but you DID write it out..
And you're correct. Unless Dylan has signed a waiver, if you know these things and tell us, you could be in serious trouble
November 9th, 2018 at 8:50 PM ^
Every sports message board has constant threads and discussions about injuries. Every such thread on MgoBlog has a post that leads to a side discussion about HIPAA and potential violations. It never fails. Get a new angle people, we get it, some of you are doctors.
November 9th, 2018 at 10:08 PM ^
So, would the punch line in the joke be changed to HIPOO?
November 10th, 2018 at 5:28 AM ^
Is HIPOO what you get from eating edible marijuana?
November 10th, 2018 at 9:03 AM ^
I thought the dude was going to take one for the team and provide x-rays or something...
November 10th, 2018 at 1:40 PM ^
How is this so upvoted? As if asking the severity of a player’s injury is so weird?
November 9th, 2018 at 10:49 PM ^
I thought it might be a "Gofundme" for an experimental Steve Austin-like collarbone to get him on the field in Columbus
Was ready to send Oscar Goldman $25....
November 9th, 2018 at 6:14 PM ^
Incredible thread title.
November 9th, 2018 at 6:18 PM ^
Was it throwing shoulder?
November 9th, 2018 at 7:08 PM ^
Yes, it was his right shoulder.
November 9th, 2018 at 9:24 PM ^
If it was the hit going into the endzone it was his left non throwing shoulder.
November 10th, 2018 at 1:33 AM ^
I thought it was too at first but I believe it happened on the RPO keeper after that. Don’t think he’d run that play if he was already hurt. He did stay in for another play, a handoff. You could see he was dangling his arm after the that play.
November 9th, 2018 at 6:21 PM ^
Maybe put "any info on" in front of your thread title with a question mark at the end? Geez
November 9th, 2018 at 6:30 PM ^
I broke my collarbone many years ago when I was 17 or 18. It took 6 weeks but the bones basically fused together and I was right back to playing basketball and flag football at the time. He probably has a harness to help set the bones in place. He will be ready for bowl season but it is likely that he will not be ready for Oiho.
November 9th, 2018 at 7:02 PM ^
No chance for Ohio, not even the bigcg should we get there. 3 or 4 weeks? No way. But bowl game definitely. Could be critical if we happen to get to the playoff.
November 9th, 2018 at 7:22 PM ^
He won't be throwing for those 4-8 weeks though. I doubt he'll see any significant reps, which means no PT even for the post season.
November 9th, 2018 at 6:31 PM ^
Whewww, I thought he changed his last name there for a second.
November 9th, 2018 at 6:48 PM ^
Yeah...I agree. I don't understand why he would pick collarbone to change his name to given that there are better body parts to choose from.
November 9th, 2018 at 7:05 PM ^
Like?
November 9th, 2018 at 9:59 PM ^
How about Dylan McCaffrey Wenis?
November 9th, 2018 at 6:32 PM ^
Medically, no reason he couldn't be back by a bowl game... I would give Peters ample time as backup vs rutger and indiana in hopes that he ramps up his game readiness vs OSU. From what i've read, I dont think milton has the command of the offense at this point.
November 9th, 2018 at 9:42 PM ^
I just want Dylan to get healthy for next year. I’m not really into a damn the torpedos for this year.
November 9th, 2018 at 6:48 PM ^
i broke my collarbone when i was 5. don't think my timeline for getting back on the big wheel and swing set will provide any insight here.
November 9th, 2018 at 9:42 PM ^
Gimme the bat Wendy!!!
November 9th, 2018 at 6:49 PM ^
Could have been a nice horror film-esque thread. People come to see any updates on Dylan's injury, but instead the OP posts a picture of Dylan's collarbone, grotesquely separated from his body and on display for all to see. At least that's what the title implied to me... honestly a little disappointed.
November 9th, 2018 at 6:50 PM ^
Brandon peters will be the next cardale jones.
BAM!!!
November 9th, 2018 at 7:42 PM ^
That'd be much better than being the next Russell Bellomy.
November 9th, 2018 at 8:43 PM ^
Thanks, I had put Bellomy out of my mind...
November 9th, 2018 at 6:59 PM ^
No sorry I don't have any insight into Dylan's broken collerbone. I'll let you know if I find out anything. But I doubt I will since I'm just a random internet guy.
November 9th, 2018 at 7:00 PM ^
Haven’t seen anything on the severity. Given the weird nature of these and the likelihood of refracture, I hope they shut him down for the season. If shea gets hurt during semifinal game, that we win, and Peters doesn’t cut it then MAYBE they’d consider him for the final.
November 9th, 2018 at 7:04 PM ^
I broke my collarbone after falling out of a second story window. Concussed myself as well.
But I was back to my old self in no time. No surgery required. Although my arms no longer bend identically.
November 9th, 2018 at 7:16 PM ^
Sounds like vodka may have been involved...