Don Brown Bobblehead (THEORETICAL!)
It's an Open Date, but I just wanted to get some momentum behind this.
We need a Don Brown bobblehead. For those of us who collect such things, what better way to solve your problems with aggression than a vigorous nod of the head from Dr. Blitz.
"Whaddya think, sirs?"
October 26th, 2018 at 12:06 PM ^
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October 26th, 2018 at 12:14 PM ^
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October 26th, 2018 at 12:18 PM ^
69...nice.
October 26th, 2018 at 1:36 PM ^
I'm here for the money baNG..
October 26th, 2018 at 2:45 PM ^
Username checks out
October 26th, 2018 at 12:19 PM ^
Think of all of the knickknacks you can buy!
October 26th, 2018 at 12:41 PM ^
Yeah! Poor people should just buy more money!
October 26th, 2018 at 1:15 PM ^
I don't think bobbleheads are THAT expensive...
October 26th, 2018 at 12:06 PM ^
That would go on my desk above even a Bo or Harbaugh.
October 26th, 2018 at 12:09 PM ^
Fuck you for making a post that made me think this was a thing that was already in existence and that I could purchase today.
October 26th, 2018 at 12:25 PM ^
Agreed!
October 26th, 2018 at 12:40 PM ^
Doctor,
My most sincere and humble apologies for this slight. Because man I would be pissed at myself if I thought I could and then found out I could not.
October 26th, 2018 at 5:19 PM ^
At least you're not the guy on here complaining about someone wanting to spend $5 on the adult equivalent of a toy.
October 26th, 2018 at 12:18 PM ^
Good idea. It needs to be durable, soft, and bottom heavy. So when a play goes wrong you can throw it across the room, it will land on it's base with the head bobbling around and you will be reassured that Don Brown has everything covered.
October 26th, 2018 at 12:25 PM ^
I think you just described a suction cup dildo.
Edit- Reminded me of these YouTube clips. Not the videos we wanted, but the videos we deserved.
October 26th, 2018 at 12:22 PM ^
Don's bobblehead would hold Mork's bobblehead to 94 inches.
October 26th, 2018 at 12:27 PM ^
Holding a bobble head to 7 feet 10 inches isn't really a complimentary feat.
October 26th, 2018 at 12:22 PM ^
My Beilien bobble head needs company
October 26th, 2018 at 12:24 PM ^
You should get a Beilein one.
October 26th, 2018 at 12:25 PM ^
We also need a Murder Wolf bobble head.
October 26th, 2018 at 12:44 PM ^
There has always been one
October 26th, 2018 at 12:25 PM ^
Way to tease everyone..
October 26th, 2018 at 12:26 PM ^
NEW RULE: If it's not an existing product, don't dick tease the rest of the blog with the headline.
October 26th, 2018 at 12:47 PM ^
That's a good rule and I will work to abide by it in future tchotchke requests.
October 26th, 2018 at 12:27 PM ^
It's BS. You heard me. Check the tape. Don Brown doesn't bobble.
October 26th, 2018 at 12:30 PM ^
Will it say "THERE ARE FOOTBALL GAMES AND THERE ARE FOOTBALL FUCKING GANES"?
October 26th, 2018 at 12:37 PM ^
Had one done of my boss a few years ago. They just needed a profile and front on pic and they did a great job.
www.cutebobble.com
Maybe they have bulk pricing??
October 26th, 2018 at 12:45 PM ^
Let's do it. MGoBobbleheads!
October 26th, 2018 at 12:50 PM ^
It needs burst of flame out of the hair, steam from the ears, and lasers from the eyes.
Whenever you set it near an MSU bobblehead, the green and white bobblehead pees a little and then falls over.
October 26th, 2018 at 12:53 PM ^
The head doesn’t bobble, but moves slowly as the eyes follow you wherever you go, instilling a strange desire to run through walls.
October 26th, 2018 at 2:41 PM ^
Eye like it...
October 26th, 2018 at 12:54 PM ^
Go Big. Email the folks and Funko to make a pop
October 26th, 2018 at 12:57 PM ^
This is the kind of big picture thinking we need around here!
October 26th, 2018 at 1:04 PM ^
I’m in
October 26th, 2018 at 1:17 PM ^
Is there any possible way it can have a bobble mustache that bobbles independently of the bobble head?
October 26th, 2018 at 1:29 PM ^
See, this is why we workshop stuff!
October 26th, 2018 at 1:38 PM ^
I theoretically want one
October 26th, 2018 at 2:34 PM ^
I don't need a bobblehead, just a bobble mustache.
October 26th, 2018 at 3:50 PM ^
Rishi (UGP) needs to get on this ASAP.
October 27th, 2018 at 10:13 AM ^
It would fit nicely between my Brock Sampson and Andrew WK. My coworkers find them violent, with the knives and blood. Perfect.
October 27th, 2018 at 3:05 PM ^
If it screams FUCK THAT!, I’ll buy.