October 4th, 2018 at 8:11 AM ^
Who likes turtle soup?
Rashan would like to try some
Who has got a spoon?
October 4th, 2018 at 8:11 AM ^
Will it rain game day
I don't have points to question
It sucks being new
October 4th, 2018 at 1:59 PM ^
Game day weather will
be posted tomorrow morn
trust in FAQ
October 4th, 2018 at 8:16 AM ^
External indi-
cators of execution
Ability of....
October 4th, 2018 at 10:38 AM ^
I haven't laughed this hard at a comment in awhile! +1
October 4th, 2018 at 8:52 AM ^
Do turtle shells crack?
When Chase Winovich rushes,
bet we will find out.
October 4th, 2018 at 9:01 AM ^
The Maryland Terps
Irrelevant in football
You suck, Delany
October 5th, 2018 at 1:34 PM ^
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October 4th, 2018 at 9:03 AM ^
Where has DJ gone?
Hope on Saturday we see
Pure Harbaugh pwnage
Fancy named turtles
Let's hope Saturday gives us
Lemieux Turtling
October 4th, 2018 at 9:10 AM ^
Homecoming turtle
Holding will be called by Refs?
Do not think they will
October 4th, 2018 at 9:28 AM ^
Big Ten referees:
Please call holding on those guys.
Our D-Line is sweet.
October 4th, 2018 at 1:29 PM ^
I know one referee for Saturday's game is a lifelong Buckeyes fan, his whole family is let's hope he does his job, I'm just saying.
October 4th, 2018 at 4:08 PM ^
This haiku sucks. It's like you're not even trying.
October 4th, 2018 at 9:34 AM ^
Keep running the ball?
Now that we can pass protect
Frightening future
October 4th, 2018 at 10:04 AM ^
Turtles can blow me
After I remove their beak
The beak is removed
October 4th, 2018 at 10:35 AM ^
New weather forecast
Shows now, thunderstorms, looming
Wish for no delay
October 4th, 2018 at 10:46 AM ^
Stately terrapin
Behold my rusty car jack
Delicious breakfast
October 4th, 2018 at 11:30 AM ^
O Matt Canada
Our interim punching bag
Terps wish for mercy
October 4th, 2018 at 11:38 AM ^
The Terps are the team
that neglect dying teammates.
Show them no mercy.
October 4th, 2018 at 12:58 PM ^
This coming weekend
I do not fear the turtle
But they should fear Chase
October 4th, 2018 at 1:01 PM ^
Thou whoreson turtle
Thou unnecessary terp
O thou vile one!
October 4th, 2018 at 1:34 PM ^
Gamera
vs Godzilla
Need I say more
October 4th, 2018 at 3:42 PM ^
Good one!
October 4th, 2018 at 1:56 PM ^
canada is dry
Defense will swarm and crush them
DJ has no job
October 4th, 2018 at 3:16 PM ^
Nantucketer's hose
Is self-copulating
Producing wide grin
October 4th, 2018 at 3:31 PM ^
Patterson runs wild.
No need for Higdon today.
Rest him for Penn State.
October 4th, 2018 at 4:01 PM ^
Crabcakes and football
and nature v nature docs
is what Maryland does
October 4th, 2018 at 5:36 PM ^
I like Michigan
indifferent to terrapins
Just beat OSU
October 4th, 2018 at 7:11 PM ^
There once was a guy named Durkin
Who was always jerkin his gerkin
His mother said Durkin stop jerkin your gerkin
Your gerkin's for ferkin not jerkin.
October 4th, 2018 at 10:43 PM ^
Terrapin: "Finger!
"You are mine to fill with pain!
"I'll bite til you wince"
Wolverine: "Turtle.
"I have no finger to bite,
"and now you will die."
October 5th, 2018 at 2:52 PM ^
Canada's offense
Worth only 60 percent
Crush the Claude Lemieuxs
October 6th, 2018 at 9:47 AM ^
Rainy drizzly day
Collapsing pocket play
Enter Kwity Paye
October 6th, 2018 at 9:49 AM ^
Rainy drizzly day
Wolverines come to play
Fuck you Marcus Ray