Way OT - SEC sues Elon Musk
Sorry for the OT post on the day before a game, but this quote from the WSJ was too funny not to share:
"The SEC said in its complaint that “Musk stated that he rounded up the price to $420 because he had recently learned about the number’s significance in marijuana culture and thought his girlfriend ‘would find it funny, which admittedly is not a great reason to pick a price,’” the SEC’s complaint says. The number “420” is sometimes associated with marijuana."
September 28th, 2018 at 9:36 AM ^
Elon is just a 12 year old billionaire that aspires to shoot rich people into space - he's an American hero.
September 28th, 2018 at 9:41 AM ^
Are points still frozen? If so, check mine out. HEH
September 28th, 2018 at 10:59 AM ^
Yes they again do not work.
September 28th, 2018 at 12:03 PM ^
Is your girlfriend also impressed???
/asking for a misunderstood billionaire
September 28th, 2018 at 12:06 PM ^
Hope it isn't the same girl???
September 28th, 2018 at 12:52 PM ^
I actually do hope that some anonymous mgoblog nerd is banging Elon Musk's presumably very hot girlfriend.
September 28th, 2018 at 9:44 AM ^
So being a pretty good looking young billionaire isnt ENOUGH to impress the ladies these days?
Jesus I'm glad I'm already married. I'd have zero chance otherwise.
September 28th, 2018 at 9:53 AM ^
In what universe is Elon Musk "pretty good looking?"
September 28th, 2018 at 9:55 AM ^
Seriously. Being young and rich means you can fix how ugly you really are.
September 28th, 2018 at 10:18 PM ^
I had no idea Elon had recovered from tuberculosis. And all of the hepatitii. And AIDS...
September 28th, 2018 at 10:00 AM ^
Like in a relative sense? Like he's "Doesn't have a siamese twin, second head" good looking?
September 28th, 2018 at 10:09 AM ^
Good lord this is a tough room. I'm not gay or anything (NTTAWWT) but man you guys must all be super-model good looking if you dont think he qualifies as "pretty good looking"
September 28th, 2018 at 10:23 AM ^
It's nice that you think he's attractive, but have you ever seen a good looking man? This picture makes it look like he just saw the ark of the covenant.
September 28th, 2018 at 10:38 AM ^
Damn, He stoned!
September 28th, 2018 at 10:39 AM ^
LeBron needs to contact him about his balding issues
September 28th, 2018 at 10:44 AM ^
A better looking Howard Hughes?
September 28th, 2018 at 11:47 AM ^
Hughes had movie star good looks, for his time. He probably wasn’t as attractive once he let his fingernails grow out, but Musk wishes he could be as suave and debonair as Hughes.
September 28th, 2018 at 10:59 AM ^
I mean, he's a solid 6. He dated Amber Heard, who's way out of his league, for a while, so good for him for punching up.
September 28th, 2018 at 12:53 PM ^
Compare that to Howard Hughes:
Hughes dated many famous women, including Billie Dove, Faith Domergue, Bette Davis, Ava Gardner, Olivia de Havilland, Katharine Hepburn, Hedy Lamarr, Ginger Rogers, Janet Leigh, Rita Hayworth, Mamie Van Doren and Gene Tierney.
September 29th, 2018 at 8:32 AM ^
Being a billionaire usually leads to punching up.
September 28th, 2018 at 11:42 AM ^
If Elon Musk is "pretty good looking" then I'm the most beautiful man in human history. What I'm saying is, mGrowOld--dude!--you need to get out of the house more.
September 28th, 2018 at 12:11 PM ^
lol mgrowold hasn’t been outside in like 25 years, people are beautiful now
September 28th, 2018 at 12:51 PM ^
As president of the northern Ohio chapter of the elon musk is a hottie fan club you guys are all making me pretty mad in this thread.
September 28th, 2018 at 12:10 PM ^
Hair implants helped a little, but still doesn't get me all hot and bothered.
September 28th, 2018 at 1:29 PM ^
ferret face
September 28th, 2018 at 10:17 AM ^
mGrowOld is in the centenarian crown....once you hit 100 anyone breathing under 50 is attractive!
September 28th, 2018 at 12:38 PM ^
You know you're old when you no longer think the MILF is hot and go for the GILF instead.
September 28th, 2018 at 1:14 PM ^
The Stephen King universe in the movie Tommy Knockers where the redneck towns people think the aliens are good looking. No person closer resembles them than old Musk. That said, I wouldn’t invest in Tesla. Pile of shit. That whole bullshit about taking the company private and watched the share prices fall. How much money did he make off of that? Yeah I wanted to trade around that price. It was a gamble and I didn’t do it thank god. Now he says the target price is $420? Fuck that prick piece of shit.
September 28th, 2018 at 10:52 AM ^
I know someone who's into Musk-y fan fiction...
September 28th, 2018 at 9:46 AM ^
Unreal. That conference will do anything for a competitive advantage.
September 28th, 2018 at 9:50 AM ^
Yeah! And talk about glass houses...
Edit: Jeez what'd I say? I'm referring to the SEC's glass house.
September 28th, 2018 at 11:54 AM ^
Same thinking here...since this blog is currently talking about football, I thought the 'SEC' was SEC football conference...and what does the SEC conference have to do with Elon Musk?
September 28th, 2018 at 12:15 PM ^
I'm sure pete is all in a tizzy!!!
September 28th, 2018 at 9:51 AM ^
I wonder what Peak Wealth Management has to say?
September 28th, 2018 at 12:32 PM ^
Is he the smart one who went to Michigan and rode the bus to Bursley? Or the guy with the two kids?
September 28th, 2018 at 1:01 PM ^
Exactly.
September 28th, 2018 at 1:10 PM ^
Peak Wealth Management guys on Tesla stock: "Get back in there at once and sell! SELL!"
September 28th, 2018 at 9:59 AM ^
Elon would be wise to stay off of social media. This plus calling the dude in Thailand a pedophile. Can't wait to see what he does next
September 28th, 2018 at 10:00 AM ^
What does the southeastern conference have against tesla
September 28th, 2018 at 10:07 AM ^
THEY'RE TRYIN' TO ELIMINATE FOSSIL FUELS, PAWWWWL
September 28th, 2018 at 12:17 PM ^
Unfair advantage at nascar races!!!
September 28th, 2018 at 12:45 PM ^
I'm not a big NASCAR fan but went to my first race this year and it was actually pretty cool. I didn't think I could take three hours of circles but it was kind of interesting. If you want to watch the cars I recommend going to the practice the day before the race - not as many fans and it only costs like 10 bucks. And I never appreciated the power and speed generated until I watched in person.
September 28th, 2018 at 12:22 PM ^
Putting that roadster in space gave a whole new meaning to "sattelite camps"
September 28th, 2018 at 10:03 AM ^
Securities and exchange commission. Not southeastern conference
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September 28th, 2018 at 11:35 AM ^
Paul, Paul, Paul... Do you really think anyone thought that? This isn't the Red Cedar list.
September 28th, 2018 at 12:19 PM ^
Paul, good news as Amazon has a sale on sarcasm meters!!!
September 28th, 2018 at 3:34 PM ^
You mean Elon Musk is not the new bagman for the SEC??
September 28th, 2018 at 10:05 AM ^
Real story: "SEC Enforces a Rule For First Time In History" (this goes for all organizations which go by "SEC")
September 28th, 2018 at 10:09 AM ^
Waiting til Monday and then buying the dip.