i have always been here
i have been far, far away
i have come home
[the JUMP has always been here.]
i am your biggest supporter
i am your worst nightmare
i have seen the best of humanity
i have seen the worst of humanity
i am art
i am canon
i am life
i am death
i am the light side
i am the dark side
i am the future
i am the past
ICYMI pic.twitter.com/KxAc0LTWhb
— Abraham A May (@Smoothitron) September 26, 2018
i am the murderwolf.
photoshop credits: me, @1201Main, mgouser goblueram, Seth Fisher, @run_100mi, mgouser chunkums, @rockydubs85, @candor_for_sale, Patrick Barron, Smoothitron.
September 27th, 2018 at 10:05 AM ^
Glorious. Murderwolf is famous.
September 27th, 2018 at 10:31 AM ^
Does anyone have any idea who Murderwolf is?
September 27th, 2018 at 10:44 AM ^
If he takes off his mask and reveals he is actually Lloyd Brady, the internet may break.
September 27th, 2018 at 11:19 AM ^
Sounds like a problem for some meddling kids...
September 27th, 2018 at 1:23 PM ^
I am MurderWolf
September 27th, 2018 at 3:18 PM ^
We are all MurderWolf.
September 28th, 2018 at 1:24 AM ^
Is there any doubt? It’s WD.
September 27th, 2018 at 2:40 PM ^
Looks Russian to me
September 27th, 2018 at 3:17 PM ^
Mineral King
September 27th, 2018 at 10:08 AM ^
I can’t believe that 8ball has taken over the blog like this.
September 27th, 2018 at 10:08 AM ^
The first step towards a terrible mascot.
September 27th, 2018 at 10:15 AM ^
Rather, an organic mascot. A mascot for the people; a mascot for the ages.
A mascot for the best of us and a mascot for the rest of us.
September 27th, 2018 at 10:20 AM ^
That's what is so great about this meme. It really does look like one of those terrifying old-timey mascots you'd find in the history books. In the alternate timeline where Michigan has a mascot, Murderwolf is the 1950's version.
September 27th, 2018 at 11:18 AM ^
The Penn State mascot is even worse, and they do it without irony.
September 27th, 2018 at 10:32 AM ^
Kind of horrible in the way that the Stanford tree is. I like that company.
September 27th, 2018 at 11:47 AM ^
Yeah but the tree isn’t a football mascot, it’s a band mascot.
September 27th, 2018 at 12:11 PM ^
A "virtual" mascot, who's kinda like the Ghost in the Machine combined with sasquatch.
September 27th, 2018 at 10:18 PM ^
not the mascot we wanted. But the mascot we needed.
September 27th, 2018 at 10:23 AM ^
Well, if we're going to have a mascot, I prefer it to be some unofficial, bizarre creation that looks like it was made in a kindergarten classroom (hello, Stanford). Kind of its own way of making fun of having a mascot...by having a really ridiculous one.
September 27th, 2018 at 10:11 AM ^
My daughters didn't like the Murderwolf...they had to be...corrected.
September 27th, 2018 at 11:15 AM ^
Grounding them for a year was harsh, but the right thing to do.
September 27th, 2018 at 2:10 PM ^
I'm sorry to differ with you sir, but you are the mascot. You've always been the mascot. I should know sir. I've always been here.
September 27th, 2018 at 10:12 AM ^
Now, I've noticed a tendency for this blog to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those two last Photoshops Ace did got very silly indeed, and that last one about the bed was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do, except perhaps my wife and some of her friends. . . oh yes, and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it, most people likes a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point. Now, let's have a good clean healthy UFR. Get some air into your lungs. Ten, nine, eight and all that.
September 27th, 2018 at 12:51 PM ^
Sometimes there just aren't enough upvotes.
September 27th, 2018 at 10:15 AM ^
I. Love. This.
September 27th, 2018 at 10:18 AM ^
I have no idea what I just scrolled through.
September 27th, 2018 at 10:18 AM ^
Unsolved Mysteries was the greatest show on the planet, in its time.
September 27th, 2018 at 11:17 AM ^
I'm more of a Forensic Files guy.
September 27th, 2018 at 2:05 PM ^
Yep, that too. Got it on my DVR set to "record all".. Watch it about every night before going to sleep.
September 27th, 2018 at 10:24 AM ^
Always here for #weirdasscontent
September 27th, 2018 at 10:25 AM ^
It is awesome that our mascot actually has the ability to scare opponents. That thing is just unsettling. If that was on the side line when I was going to make a play I have to say I would be a little bit wary.
September 27th, 2018 at 11:32 AM ^
Is it the jaundiced eyes?
September 27th, 2018 at 10:26 AM ^
Murderwolf is my hero! He's Willy The Wolverine but oh so much more evil.
September 27th, 2018 at 10:29 AM ^
Welp, now I'm going to have nightmares for the next few months.
September 27th, 2018 at 10:29 AM ^
The Luke and Vader one was great the first time on Twitter, and I think even better on second view in the canon of the oeurve.
September 27th, 2018 at 10:38 AM ^
Wow. Just, wow.
September 27th, 2018 at 10:46 AM ^
All in on MurderWolv
September 27th, 2018 at 10:46 AM ^
And with this wonderful nonsense, I feel like Mgoblog is in mid-season form. Welcome back.
September 27th, 2018 at 10:48 AM ^
Cool guys, I didn't need to sleep tonight or anything
September 27th, 2018 at 10:49 AM ^
From a pure effort standpoint whoever did the book cover did a great job. It looks real.
September 27th, 2018 at 10:50 AM ^
This is fucking great.
September 27th, 2018 at 11:00 AM ^
This. Is. GLORIOUS. The Otterwolf of Ennui.
September 27th, 2018 at 11:01 AM ^
Clicked the post from my RSS reader thinking this would be a new heartfelt post by Ace regarding his mini-sabbatical and how he never left....and that's exactly what I got.
September 27th, 2018 at 11:07 AM ^
I know there's something wrong with me when my overriding question from this wonderful sequence is "Wait, where did Murderwolf get a baseball bat on the forest moon of Endor?"
September 27th, 2018 at 11:11 AM ^
100% Columbian awesome! Mgoblog is BACK baby!
Missed this stuff Ace. Welcome back!
September 27th, 2018 at 11:11 AM ^
Praise be to Murderwolf
September 27th, 2018 at 11:12 AM ^
I don't know, I like not having a mascot at all while relying on any rational cryptozoologist explain the existence of the murderwolf.
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