September 17th, 2018 at 9:44 AM ^
Sociopathic narcissist
September 17th, 2018 at 9:49 AM ^
You forgot megalomaniac!
September 17th, 2018 at 10:45 AM ^
And disingenuous and insincere as well.
September 17th, 2018 at 11:54 AM ^
GUYS!
NO politics!
September 17th, 2018 at 11:37 PM ^
Or like around these parts...no religion
September 17th, 2018 at 10:56 AM ^
Wow, couldn't be more correct or more succinct.
September 17th, 2018 at 10:59 AM ^
I've known several in my personal life. Pretty easy to spot once you know the signs.
September 17th, 2018 at 12:30 PM ^
Brutus, that is a straight up legit diagnosis.
September 17th, 2018 at 3:54 PM ^
Brutus, you forgot with severe memory loss. (Both in his cranium and iPhone 10)
FIFY
September 17th, 2018 at 5:13 PM ^
okay, how many of us read EYB's post and raised their hand....then looked around and were glad nobody saw us?
September 17th, 2018 at 5:34 PM ^
How do you think I'm so familiar with the condition?
September 17th, 2018 at 9:45 AM ^
Dude cannot shut up.
My theory: he enjoys throwing it in people's faces that he is apparently untouchable. Consequences don't really apply to him any more, and he knows it, and needs us to know it too.
September 17th, 2018 at 9:48 AM ^
I'm calling the wahhhhmbalance for you now. Shea is a killer. Perhaps we can name him Sheavior?
September 17th, 2018 at 9:53 AM ^
Fuck off troll! Apparently bored with 11w and the pizza delivery job hasn't started yet.
September 17th, 2018 at 9:53 AM ^
You need to up your trolling game. It would help to have a coherent thought or segue.
See , "coherent" means that your thoughts are logical and have to make sense.
A "segue" is a transition, meaning that your thoughts have to flow into one another. You can't just have three different thoughts without anything tying them together.
September 17th, 2018 at 4:00 PM ^
Lando - you actually think an O$U troll can understand those big words?
You needed to post at a reading level geared towards O$U fans and grads.
See Spot run.
Run Spot run.
See Urban lie.
Lie Urban Lie.
September 17th, 2018 at 9:54 AM ^
I'm just curious if you were on Rich Rod's side for stretchgate too? Since you're so reasonable and open minded.
September 17th, 2018 at 10:03 AM ^
It's fun seeing these clowns puddle in frustration as they witness the state of Urban Decay. Someone better get an EKG stat!
September 17th, 2018 at 12:26 PM ^
I'll guarantee everyone that Urban_warfare has never seen a vagina in person.
September 17th, 2018 at 4:02 PM ^
Does his sister's count?
September 17th, 2018 at 8:17 PM ^
His own or anyone else’s.
September 17th, 2018 at 12:52 PM ^
I need a large deep dish with pepperoni and mushrooms.
you speed up the delivery a little bit, there is an extra 50 cents in it for ya . . .
September 17th, 2018 at 9:49 AM ^
That sounds exactly like someone else I know.
Now we just need two hobbits to throw his magic ring into a volcano.
September 17th, 2018 at 9:55 AM ^
3 hobbits. Wouldn't have happened without Smeagol
September 17th, 2018 at 10:28 AM ^
smeagol wasn’t a hobbit
September 17th, 2018 at 10:32 AM ^
Yes he was, you nerd!!!
September 17th, 2018 at 11:11 AM ^
Yes actually, he was a hobbit.
September 17th, 2018 at 11:59 AM ^
He came from another village or area, not the Shire. I thought he was like a cousin to a Hobbit?
Or something?
September 17th, 2018 at 12:53 PM ^
There are different races or offshoots of the hobbits. Smeagol was from one of those offshoots.
September 17th, 2018 at 11:57 AM ^
Ummm, from a riverside-dwelling splinter of the hobbit family tree.
September 17th, 2018 at 1:42 PM ^
Smeagol may have been some hybrid hobbit river-folk dude but Gollum sure as shit wasn't.
September 17th, 2018 at 1:52 PM ^
Let me fix that for you-"Hybrid hobbit cooler-pooper river-folk dude." I mean, I assume you WERE trying to describe Buckeye Nation, right?
September 17th, 2018 at 9:49 AM ^
When a person has to apologize 3, 4 or 5 times for the same thing, he is doing a really shitty job of apologizing, or is more interested in his image than anything else. The guy has serious problems, and I see unexplained heart palpitations in his future.
September 17th, 2018 at 9:55 AM ^
It’s the image, he is leaving OSU and looking for his next job and he’s looking right at USC, LSU and Florida St
September 17th, 2018 at 9:58 AM ^
LSU? Not a chance. Orgeron is rockin' it down there
September 17th, 2018 at 10:02 AM ^
Even in his good years, he's going to play second fiddle to Alabama as long as Nick Saban is there.
September 17th, 2018 at 10:00 AM ^
He's not leaving. I don't know what planet you're living on, but come back to Earth, buddy. Whatever those jobs will offer him, OSU can match it and probably then some.
The only other job he'd ever leave for is if he ever got the itch to try his luck in the NFL. That's the one job that could offer him something that OSU could not. But I wouldn't peg him going to the NFL as anything more than a longshot.
September 17th, 2018 at 10:11 AM ^
Heart palpations for sure should happen...at least I hope; or OSU should get rid of him at the end of the season regardless of what happens in the football season. But will they really, I have high doubts. I don't normally pray, but when I do, it's to kick Osu's ass at their place.
September 17th, 2018 at 12:39 PM ^
He knows better than to go pro, too. You can’t run your QB 15 times a game, and you don’t get to have a massive talent advantage over every pre-playoff opponent.
September 17th, 2018 at 12:52 PM ^
@Perkis-Size Me - I agree....he's never leaving. Not after the way OSU defenestrated themselves and their reputation to absolve his terrible behavior. It's over, he's an OSU guy for life....or he's stupid if he leaves. NO ONE would have done for him what OSU did. No one.
September 17th, 2018 at 1:08 PM ^
I wouldn't say no one. Florida would happily welcome him back with open arms if he said he wanted to come back. Even after the way his tenure ended there.
September 17th, 2018 at 4:35 PM ^
Nah, the Florida fan base wouldn't spit on Urban if he was on fire. (And that's saying a lot since he brought them 2 NC's!)
September 17th, 2018 at 4:15 PM ^
I agree with you Perkis. Urban's not going anywhere
He knows that he can do no wrong in that shit hole. Our best hope is to have Michigan skull crush him yearly like they did Cooper.
I really want to see that! Just think how much fun it will be to watch the mouth beating cooler poopers melt down!
September 17th, 2018 at 12:21 PM ^
False. There are few coaching jobs in NCAA that guys end to pursue other jobs. OSU is one of them. Meyer will retire as the OSU coach (unless he gets fired, which is unlikely). When that will be remains to be seen.
September 17th, 2018 at 2:11 PM ^
Why leave a place where you can get away with murder?
His wife forced him to leave Gainesville, so Columbus it is, and most likely where he runs his shenanigans until retirement.
September 17th, 2018 at 9:49 AM ^
Ah, the addendum to the epilogue of the previous volume of the ongoing apology, which seeks to clarify certain items in Chapters 4, 8 and 13 in the heavily revised third edition of the original apology.
September 17th, 2018 at 1:13 PM ^
I, for one, applaud his devotion to the scientific method -- experiment, failure, refinement, repeat. By the time he's done, all of us should benefit from the perfect all-purpose apology for whatever we've done wrong.
September 17th, 2018 at 9:52 AM ^
Apology couldn't ring more hollow. Until we see the handwritten note he has sent to Courtney Smith, his antics are just pandering to the whole stinking mouth-breathing fanbase. F-off Urban
September 17th, 2018 at 9:54 AM ^
This guy is fricken classic, he was buried again after his “true colors” were shown on TV again yesterday and now another fake ass apology. This guy is such a weasel. I turkey hope someone whoops his ass on and off the field as I’m tired of Urban and his lies. Dude has major issues and once again only posts this because the powers that be saw he was getting blasted again after his FAKE interview.
Go away Urban Liar
September 17th, 2018 at 10:28 AM ^
I turkey hope that "turkey hope" becomes a thing.