It's been real MGOBLOG
It's been real guys! Today is my 6 month anniversary of joining up and I need to step away at some point so today it is.
I am about to embark on a very important journey that requires my undivided attention. I'm not saying I wont be back ever, but anytime from now for the next 6 months it would be a very brief look at the blog or maybe even a quick comment. I've become accustomed to looking everyday and trying to post at least a few times a week.
Some of you are great and I will miss the interactions. Some of you, not even gonna lie are fuckin bat shit crazy. Take care and Go Blue!
Ole Mineral King wouldn't leave without giving his favorite blog some inside info, so here you go - James Hudson will be a starter, our receiving core is so talented it's seriously unreal, Don't sleep on BM, Grant Perry is behind Oliver, Dylan is qb 2, Brad Robbins has improved immensely and Kurt Taylor should stop being overlooked. Lastly, Jim Harbaugh has ZERO fucks left to give!
P.S Seth, thanks for getting my Avatar back for me during the Shitstorm.
peace out - MK
Fuck It, lets make this a posbang, football season is here. Gimme all them points boys!!!!
Bye Shea. Jk....I think....
Who is BM and have they really sat down and thought the nickname through?
Brandon Minor. It's a little late for him, though.
Bill Martin. Asleep on the job TWICE.
Not Bill Martin. Billy Martin. If any Detroit Tigers Manager ever was batshit crazy, it was Billy Martin. No Tigers player DARED sleeping on Billy!
Billy Martin also stood up to and gave George Steinbrenner a big "FUCK YOU!!!" numerous times even before Steinbrenner lured Drew Henson away from us.
Speaking of Billy Martin, immediately tune in to tinighton Tigers game in FSD. They're about to show the George Brett "pine tar incident, as today is the 35 the anniversary of the incident.
Here's a YouTube video of the infamous "Pine Tar Incident", including interviews:
And here's a video of batshit crazy Billy Martin (I'd go batshit crazy over a bad call like this one!):
Reminder: Don't sleep on BM!
BM= "Bad Mattress," hence the advice, "Don't sleep on BM."
Don't sleep on Bowel Movements?
Big Mike? Onwenu?
Hate to ask.... but BM? Bryan Mone?
Not Murderfacey enough...
Bryan Mineral...the Mineral King's son and inside source.
The Mineral Prince?
Ben Mason?
Yeah, I think he means Mason.
I would not choose to sleep on Ben Mason... although his nickname is Bench, so maybe?
Bare Mattresses .......obviously.
Bear mattresses.... obviouslier
bowel movements... never sleep on them
I once slept on a BM. Ruined my sheets and had to order a new comforter
Reminds me of the movie Trainspotting....I think it was the character of Spud....yeah, don't sleep on a BM.
Bye, Shea! Best of luck this season!
So Mineral King is allegedly Shea Patterson? Man this new blog really has really wiped out my site frequency cause this is the first I've heard that.
Exiting the blog just before fall camp to "embark on a very important journey" seems to add credence to the theory...
That lasts for only 6 months...
The CFP Championship Game is a little less than six months from now...
Unless it's Jim Harbaugh.
Just sayin....
This is more plausible than Shea. But it's pro You think the hotshot QB, former five-star early 20-something year old is spending his nights posting on this blog? I say this well aware that I am the guy posting on a blog at night, while Shea Patterson is probably (draw your own fantastic conclusions).
I jokingly once said I thought MK was Shea Patterson. I really think there is little chance that it is. The tiny chance it is makes it so much more interesting though.
Does Shea Patterson sleep on bm? Horrific imagery ensues.
Whoever came up with this theory really did their research. Shea received his first scholarship offer from Arizona after his freshman season at Hidalgo High School in Texas. Hidalgo's mascot is the Pirates. As we all know, Pirates are always seeking out gold, which of course is a mineral in pure form. Ergo, Shea Patterson must see himself as the king of minerals because he was a pirate when he received his first scholarship offer.
theory confirmed. EYB on the case - gotta love it!
...and Arizona is the Copper State.
Holy %*&#$
Ole for Ole Miss and Mineral is Latin for Mississippi.
Pretty sure it’s a reference to a valley in Sequoia National Park and one of the most beautiful places in the world. That is based on his response in the National Park thread from months ago. Also, having been to Mineral King, I can say it is well worth a username.
He is waaaaay too shitty of a poster to be Shea. And if he is, then I am really disappointed.
I don't know who you are, but good luck!
And if you were providing insider info, then thank you!
Bang me I guess?
I'm confused. Is this guy a troll or is he for real?
Nobody has really been able to figure him out. Beliefs range from "he is a Sparty troll" to "he is actually Shae Patterson." I don't think he is a troll, as typically understood, but I also don't think he has any insider information.
I would agree with this statement. He/she has been one of the most mysterious posters I’ve ever seen on here.
I am Mineral King and i am also WD. But the Shea thing is wrong. I am actually Brandon Peters.
No I’m Spartacus.... I mean Mineral King.
Shae? So he’s Tyrion Lannister’s hidden Whore? I like how autocorrect capitalized whore. :-)
He’s trolling. He’s been called out again and again by umbig11.
He definitely didn't have any inside info on the value of Bitcoin...which makes me lean heavily towards troll.