Craigslist Ad Led Officials to Michigan State Physicist Accused of Bestiality
I know this is just picking the low hanging fruit, but come on', guys--lets keep this one in the news! Just when you think these clowns can't sink any lower....
https://www.thedailybeast.com/craigslist-ad-led-officials-to-msu-physicist-accused-of-bestiality
Was the horse doing him?
Apparently, he was banging dogs. I wish I was kidding.
So, perv-boy wanted to get caught or at least wanted to be watched? Laughed out loud at the poor hound with the name "Flash".
It says poor Flash now has a new name, but doesn't say what it is. "Flinch" maybe?
“Anyone have a restless dog or horse that needs occupied for a while? I love playing with them. Preferably not fixed but either is fine, male animals preferred.”
Oh holy shit - the alternative in his eyes was a horse?
Is this guy still on administrative leave or did MSU finally part ways with him?
I'm sure he'll plead down to "Seduction of an Unmarried Canine" and keep his job.
Well played.
I don't think your can call it "Seduction of an Unmarried Canine" when the most highly attended class at an Ag school is called "Animal Husbandry".
That class is not the problem-rather basic English. Differentiating amongst prepositions can occasionally be very important. Animal Husbandry: breeding of animals vs breeding with animals.
There is your problem ;)
That was beautiful!! You win the thread!
a horse? that is a brave man.
Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I'm taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses!
Auto up-vote for the Black Sheep reference! Well done.
Not to start a political discussion, but maybe human (yes, I had to type "human") prostitution should be legalized. Sheesh....when your options for pleasure are canine and a solid-hoofed plant-eating domesticated mammal...
Plenty of people survive loneliness without having to resort to this sort of thing. I'm not sure human prostitution needs to be explored. This guy is just one messed up dude.
Truth. If prostitution were completely legal, this dude would still be fucking animals. Completely screwed up.
Yeah but at least then the animals would get paid.
We hear Russia has “some of the most beautiful animal hookers in the world,”
Not sure I understand your argument. He didn't do a legal activity to avoid prostitution. Bestiality is just as illegal as prostitution. If he was worried about legality, the options would've both had the same merit. He chose one illegal activity over another.
How much action is he going to get in jail?
Bestiality?
Is that what "Spartans Will" do best?
They take the phrase "animal husbandry" way too literally.
Now it makes sense why he was attracted to Michigan Agricultural College.
I'm very tempted to not say anything here, but I'm curious if I'm alone in this or if there are others that don't like the tone of this post and hope it gets deleted.
It's a long off-season ..........
It does seem like beating a (dead) horse at this point . . .
so you think this thread screwed the pooch..
Wondered how he got caught
Hollywood will love this. They're desperate to extend the E.L. James franchise. Get ready for Fifty Shades of Greyhound.
It won't be me but I wouldn't object if somebody started a Kickstarter to hire someone to carry around a sign that says "Dog Fuckerz" when we play them at that shithole little stadium of theirs next fall.
Wait, the article says that a different man placed the Craigslist ad and, apparently, ratted Hattey out.
As they say, snitches get stitches but I hope this guy got a good deal from the DA and doesn't get any time. I'd hate to imagine what could happen to a snitch who also loves playing with restless dogs or horses (male preferably).
Bollocks, I am still trying to figure this new site out.
How do I do a gif? Also, how do I edit? Are these things still coming?
