Possible Borges Replacement (Joke)
Dear MGoBretheren,
Since the end of the season we have been searching in vain for viable Al Borges replacements. Well fear not as I have found what I believe to be a worthy candidate. He applied for the head coach position at the University of North Dakota so he may consider UM's OC job beneath him but perhaps he'd be willing to take a lesser position if not offered the UND job.
You can also see his powerpoint presentation here:
Also, from reading the presentation he may be able to work with Mattison on his blitzing which should be seen as a positive by some members of our community.
What say you MGoBlog?
Note: This may get me sent to Bolivia but it was worth it.
2nd Note: After looking at his preferred playcalls I'm not so sure this isn't Borges applying to UND under a pseudonym.
December 12th, 2013 at 4:26 PM ^
1. Recruit Great Players
2. Win a lot of games
3. Recruit more great players
4. Win more game
Genius!
December 12th, 2013 at 4:27 PM ^
lol, that was good stuff. I think he's ready.
December 12th, 2013 at 4:28 PM ^
Sounds like an Al Davis (RIP) hire to me...
December 12th, 2013 at 4:30 PM ^
Favorite line:
One year my third string quarterback left school early to enter the NFL Draft, he was a first round pick. Boom.
December 12th, 2013 at 4:35 PM ^
"We will graduate our players, well not really because they’ll all be leaving early for the NFL"
This is good stuff. I saw something about this earlier today - I think he actually got a standard reply from UND's HR department on how to formally apply for the position too. Even if it was a form e-mail and this is not in earnest, it would be awesome to see this guy at least attempt to go through the process.
December 12th, 2013 at 4:37 PM ^
Nuff said! Hire this guy. Maybe he can lure Mouse Davis to be his OC.
December 12th, 2013 at 4:42 PM ^
Chuck the pigskin.
4th down? Chuck the pigskin.
Great stuff.
December 12th, 2013 at 4:44 PM ^
provided that he has the power to set our opponents' difficulty level to Freshman.
December 12th, 2013 at 4:49 PM ^
I just hope we're not too late!
December 12th, 2013 at 4:57 PM ^
December 12th, 2013 at 5:00 PM ^
just...thank you.
December 12th, 2013 at 5:24 PM ^
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December 12th, 2013 at 7:32 PM ^
December 12th, 2013 at 5:32 PM ^
No punts.
Chuck the Pigskin.
December 12th, 2013 at 5:58 PM ^
"Attacking defense. Buddy Ryan style."
This guy just gets me.
December 12th, 2013 at 6:14 PM ^
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December 12th, 2013 at 6:25 PM ^
He's got sound offensive strategy:
Chuck the pigskin.
Love it.
December 12th, 2013 at 6:52 PM ^
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
December 12th, 2013 at 6:54 PM ^
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December 12th, 2013 at 7:35 PM ^
Now we have a reason to enlarge the stadium.
December 12th, 2013 at 10:34 PM ^
Did he get the job? Good Lord that Powerpoint is genius.
December 12th, 2013 at 10:38 PM ^
December 12th, 2013 at 11:12 PM ^
Is just to get the interview. You want to stand out from the other schmucks. I'd say the second part of that was mission accomplished. If he got the interview as well: bonus!
December 13th, 2013 at 12:47 AM ^
Kick on Fourth Down? Why do I want to pay for the same real estate twice. We are advancing constantly. We're going to ram the balls down their throats. By God, I pity our opponents, I really do....
December 13th, 2013 at 9:19 AM ^
Should be hired on the spot.