September 11th, 2013 at 9:23 AM ^
He needs to revise TWIS today, and get that Spanish translater working, for some good schadenfreude out of Mexico today.
"You're not going to Brazil...
You're not going to Brazil...
You're not going, you're not going, you're not going to Brazil"
September 11th, 2013 at 10:48 AM ^
Simple but brilliant!
September 11th, 2013 at 9:33 AM ^
Dove hunting tomorrow AM.
After the way this game has gone, I am not going to just kill those birds. I am going to hurt them. I am going to make it slow and painful. I am going to tie them up, sit them in a little line, and then make them watch as, one-by-one, I leisurely execute their little dove friends.
At this point, torturing helpless animals is the only way to ease the pain of Longhorn football.
September 11th, 2013 at 9:36 AM ^
September 11th, 2013 at 9:17 PM ^
Yeah, that got a little dark, even if he was joking.
September 11th, 2013 at 9:36 AM ^
41 more comments and we’ll have as many comments as yards allowed."
September 11th, 2013 at 9:39 AM ^
re: Florida Gators
we wasted two time outs on things that we should not have to call a time out for in my opinion!!!
Man, this dude is excited about his opinion on timeouts.
September 11th, 2013 at 9:43 AM ^
September 11th, 2013 at 12:20 PM ^
or is Brian Kelly.
September 11th, 2013 at 4:01 PM ^
Other examples could be:
"we failed to achieve sufficient yardage that we should have gained, in my opinion!!"
"results were not as optimal, in my opinion, as we would have hoped!!"
"we wasted plays throwing the ball when, in fact, the ball was not caught!!"
"the football team from my area is not, in my opinion, better than the football team from your area, and this is troubling!!"
September 11th, 2013 at 8:13 PM ^
+1
This is hilarious and should definitely be a thing.
September 11th, 2013 at 9:49 AM ^
Man, I love the Sparty entry. And the little aside that this is what they look like when they win. It looks like the Dantonio honeymoon is winding down and Sparty is returning to the "I can't believe we have to root for both these incompetents and the Lions" fanbase that I know and love.
September 11th, 2013 at 8:53 PM ^
A typical exchange between Spartan fans:
September 11th, 2013 at 10:23 AM ^
thinking that you can put out a kitchen grease fire by throwing gasoline on it.
September 11th, 2013 at 10:23 AM ^
I'm guessing he woke up Sunday and said "Oh God, what have I done?"
September 11th, 2013 at 11:14 AM ^
At least GERG's hair would survive the enhanced "grease fire"...
September 11th, 2013 at 11:31 AM ^
To be fair, if you had enough gasoline poured it on fast enough you could theorhetically smother the grease fire before the gasoline explodes.
September 11th, 2013 at 1:00 PM ^
I can't imagine a way to deliver a smothering-capable quantity of gasoline all at once, fast enough to prevent it from igniting (unless maybe just the bottom part of the gas can catch fire and the rest of it just keeps falling and smothers that bottom part?).
Anyway, like putting out an oil well fire with an explosion, it seems inadvisable to attempt this trick in the defensive backfield.
September 11th, 2013 at 10:31 AM ^
Somehow having a good defense and a terrible offense isn't as bad as the reverse. As we've all experienced, having a terrible defense hits you square in your football pride.
September 11th, 2013 at 11:20 AM ^
September 11th, 2013 at 12:15 PM ^
He looks so genuinely sad! Poor fella, looks like he just had to put his dog down.
September 11th, 2013 at 1:38 PM ^
To be fair, when I consume whiskey, places that are not my house often seem like my house.
September 11th, 2013 at 3:57 PM ^
Poor little leprechaun. "Me gold! Me gold! Who's taken me beautiful gold?"
September 11th, 2013 at 4:31 PM ^
This man needs a bigger hat.
September 11th, 2013 at 10:34 AM ^
I like the matchup on the outside there.
against a virgin caucasian?
ALL DAY LONG
September 11th, 2013 at 10:43 AM ^
I don't know if this has been posted, but I was curious about Brown's contract status. Looks like just last year they extended him through 2020.
Nice move!!
September 11th, 2013 at 12:06 PM ^
Ouch. Wonder what his buyout is?
September 11th, 2013 at 12:33 PM ^
We're going to find out soon.
September 11th, 2013 at 1:39 PM ^
To make it easier to understand, please express the buyout in terms of Ferentzes.
September 11th, 2013 at 11:01 AM ^
Best comment of TWIS : Stephen Hawking could get 100 yards against us. Wow.
September 11th, 2013 at 11:10 AM ^
Did MSU really have 265 yards of offense against USF? I watched most of that game and I don't remember seeing that many offensive yards.
September 11th, 2013 at 11:16 AM ^
sure that was accumulated via 173 possessions.
September 11th, 2013 at 11:38 AM ^
Strangely enough, that's what the box score reads, but it was over 64 plays, which means that they were moving the ball about 4.1 yards or so per play on average. This is actually a slight improvement from the WMU game, where it was somewhere in the 3.8 yards per play range, I think - the had almost 80 offensive snaps against WMU and only slightly more yards than in the USF game.
September 11th, 2013 at 12:07 PM ^
I wonder if GERG is going to do alright at Texas. They've got talent, no doubt, but it seemed Diaz has been just incompetent. It seemed that, at least defensively, we didn't have the kind of talent that Texas currently does when GERG was here.
I'm not sure how I'll feel if he shores up the Texas defense and they start to perform well. For now, I suppose I'll just stick to beaver jokes/references.
September 11th, 2013 at 12:39 PM ^
And your answer is GERG?
September 11th, 2013 at 11:28 PM ^
September 11th, 2013 at 12:38 PM ^
September 11th, 2013 at 1:37 PM ^
This TWIS was quality.
September 11th, 2013 at 4:22 PM ^
Shaggybevo is all blowed up with anger towards mack brown. USC is awful too. Glorious!
September 11th, 2013 at 5:37 PM ^
Hiring GERG is like drilling a hole in your boat to let the flooded water out.
September 11th, 2013 at 11:25 PM ^
September 11th, 2013 at 5:53 PM ^