EDSBS - Coach Hair
This article by Spencer over at EDSBS was only pretty good until I got to Thad Matta. Now, I must share it with you all.
Thad Matta: "Le Miniature"
My favorite thing about Thad Matta's hair is that it's like a normal person's hair that has gradually shrunk over time, perhaps after repeated dryings on high heat.
March 29th, 2013 at 12:31 AM ^
Shrinky-Dink-Hair
March 29th, 2013 at 12:38 AM ^
looks like wig a kid would wear playing a adult in a bad school play.
March 29th, 2013 at 12:39 AM ^
shrinkage
March 29th, 2013 at 12:43 AM ^
March 29th, 2013 at 12:46 AM ^
Gene Keady.
March 29th, 2013 at 12:46 AM ^
Gene Keady.
March 29th, 2013 at 12:47 AM ^
Duellies!
March 29th, 2013 at 12:50 AM ^
March 29th, 2013 at 12:57 AM ^
Are you joking? That combover was world-class, and I'm being completely serious.
The Keady comb-over was magnificent. So weird seeing him embracing his baldness during the M-Purdue game in W. Lafayette when he was sitting in the stands next to the Big Dog. Somebody needs to hit his pate with a can of spray paint. Or Soul Glo.
is one of my all-time faves.
March 29th, 2013 at 12:54 AM ^
I think he nailed it that COACH K HAS NO PED ENHANCEMENT OF HIS HAIR COLOR.
Why would you get a hair transplant when you look so damn good in a comb-over?
You guys might as well make fun of his skin color or his ethnicity, because there is nothing he can do about his hair.
What? No, I'm not bitter at all.
Ha ha!
The shaved head is always in.
Says the one who looks like Tom Crean (of whom gets my vote for sh**tiest hair-do)
March 29th, 2013 at 10:31 AM ^
That's uncanny.
March 29th, 2013 at 11:07 AM ^
it's a hat. perhaps the first and best a#$-hat, but a hat nevertheless.
March 29th, 2013 at 11:31 AM ^
Hahaha, Tom Crean lost last night. Oh and his hair is funny.
always looks as if it ready to take flight from his head, especially when he jumps up and down on the sidelines.
...the EDSBS article did sum up Crean's Hair, which it dubbed the "SuperFriends" cut, rather nicely:
"Tom Crean's hair is such a ghastly accident of hair and malice that only ten, perhaps twelve people in history have even worn it, since Tom Crean's hair has been awful wherever it has appeared throughout said history. It is the hair of a man you would trust with your life on a basketball court. It is also the hair of a man who might not notice the smell of natural gas leaking in his home because "he just thought the wife was cooking something weird.""
I was nice, of course, to see John Beilein's hair advancing to the next round, even if it is more or less by default since Bill Self apparently wears a toupee.
It is trying to take off from his head to return to that of Tom Arnold, where it was born. And to take the eyeglasses with it.
I'm not sure how anyone can even notice Matta's hair. One glimpse of his ugly, sweaty mug, and I look away in horror.
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The Billy Donovan one was my favorite.
"Rehab Dad" for Izzo. Priceless.