5-Star OL Braden Smith visiting soon
Jeez, the board is slacking on recruiting these days. Smith is from Olathe, KS. He's a 5-star to Scout and also will be to Rivals eventually (he's currently ranked #19 overall).
Another big timer slated to drop in for a #Michigan spring practice... Olathe (KS) South OT Braden Smith slated to vist the 19th or 20th.
Good luck to any school trying to pull him out of Kansas.
/s
Why is that? Is the allure of playing for either the oldest (Snyder) or fattest (you know who) coach in D1 too much for other schools to overcome?
I did not know Charlie Weiss was coaching a school in Kansas.
He's not.
But Charlie Weis is.
Edit: I'm retarded. I honestly thought Mark Mangino was still the coach, and was trying to make a joke about Charlie Weis. Then I did a google, and found out that Charlie Weis really is the coach.
I deserve this.
Look on the bright side though. BOTH your answers would've been right to my "you know who" remark:
Mark Mangino: Large, bowling ball shaped Walrus. He should probably have coached in the B16.
Charlie Weis: Ruptured tin of biscuits. Only not tasty after being baked at 375 degrees for 14-17 minutes and smothered in sausage gravy.
This is literally the best description of anything I have read anywhere in at least the last month and possibly the last 10 years. Thank you.
I'll never understand how men who are so motivated to advance themselves in one facet of life (career) can be so unmotivated to take care of themselves in another (weight/health). Hit the goddamn gym like your players to whom you pontificate speed, strength and good health you hypocrytical pair of disgusting piles of roly poly goo. /boggle
Hoke is beefy like a d-lineman. He's just out of shape. Weis is just straight up pure fat
Were those GIFs??....cause when I scolled down to your post my computer screen started to shake.
Mangino used to have a sideline fan in his office at KU to keep him cool in the summer. I guess the body's normal mechanism (sweating) didn't cut it and he needed further support to regulate his body temp.
.....can you imagine trying to have a conversation with him while that thing was running?
Los Luchadores?
El Mangino (L) y El Tangerino (R)
today is end the r-word awareness day:
Trying to escape Charlie Weis' gravitational pull is too much for recruits to overcome
K-State does have a campus in Olathe
/screwed
This is a pretty awesome post. And equally awesome is one of the reply's thinking your serious!
AWESOME!
*You're
*Take remedial English
I'm not saying I disagree with you, but your statement is pretty funny considering your sig line.
It does seem a bit hypocritical, doesn't it?
As a frequent reader (and not so frequent poster) - I actually like having the grammar Nazis policing the posts. It makes people double-check their posts and reading through comments is more enjoyable. And its a michigan blog - obviously the standard for commenting should be higher than a board that looks like it was published with tweets.
Its = It's.
You're welcome.
Tulry asmewoe
I like them also , because I've learned a few things I was doing wrong when writing. It's like a mini refresher English class.
Everyone should think twice about hitting "save" here.
With that said, people need to check their inner asshole at the log in page. Telling the dude to take remedial English because he butchered a couple of words is unnecessary.
I sea what ewe did their.
I'd lay much of the blame associated with the proliferation of horrible grammar on massively multi-player online games, where kids and foreigners learn how to spell from other gaming illiterates in the chat channels.
There are several examples, but to me the most annoying MMPORG inspired mistake is: "definAtely." I played World of Warcraft a while and found "definitely" misspelled that way about 85% of the time. I must be an angry man, but every time I saw "definAtely", I wanted to knock teeth out through my computer screen.
Other annoyance level 10 favorites include:
There are so many tards misspelling "there/their/they're", that they're driving me effing crazy with their constant errors.
The effect of "effect/affect" being reversed, is that it affects me adversely.
When I see tards bungle "you're/your" I want to scream "You're driving me crazy with your horrible illiteracy! Die in a cold fire!"
/vent
Wanted to come up with a witty comment but I can't so I will just say I love this coaching staff.
Hope he brings some Oklahoma Joe's. Hoke loves him some barbecue.
Source? LINK?
[edit:] Picture?
Cracks me up whenever I see your picture. You just haddd to say he couldn't change it.
It seems strange and awesome to have so many top, top flight players on campus this early. We're already planning to host (or have hosted) the #1, #2, #12 (Hood) and #19 overall prospects who are all out-of-staters plus George Campbell who is probably/maybe the #1 WR in 2015. Very nice
I also recall Steve Lorenz mentioning in a thread last week that Smith has legitimate interest in Michigan. This news only confirms/bolsters that statement.
Hopefully he will be a worthy successor and can block as well as his namesake Vincent Smith who will be graduating this year.
#VincentSmithBadass
Don't forget Deveon.
More angry road graders? Yes please.
While we're still dealing with the hangover of the RR line recruiting, my God we are hopefully going to have an obscene offensive line for years and years to come.
Good thing he's a 5-star...he'll need that talent to even crack the 2 deep
What position do you think he will play in college?