This photo deserves its own thread.
Don't argue. Just don't. Just embrace the awesome. Timmy needs to get in touch with Alan Branch.
(Photo: UMHoops)
December 9th, 2012 at 1:56 AM ^
He should have spiked the ball at his nads.
/s
December 9th, 2012 at 3:56 AM ^
Nads. Wow. Totally forgot about that word. Don't worry I'm not calling you old for that lol. It probably means we're around the same age. Or does that mean I'm old too...
December 9th, 2012 at 9:07 AM ^
That's pretty boag.
December 9th, 2012 at 10:56 AM ^
The four of us are going to enjoy our time in the home.
December 9th, 2012 at 7:35 AM ^
I beg your indulgence.
I had to miss the game yesterday. Can someone please explain why it appears this Arkansas player is pulling a Pacquaio while we appear to be shooting free throws?
December 9th, 2012 at 7:48 AM ^
Haydar (Arkansas player) tried to draw a charge at midcourt during Arkansas press and was called for a blocking foul in the 2nd half when Michigan was beginning to pull away. The kid laid on the floor for effect or disappointment as there was no injury on the play.
If you do watch the game on a replay, I think the clock in the background reads 5:24, and the play-by-play supports this:
December 9th, 2012 at 9:54 AM ^
I'll buy that. You can see the three-point line next to Haydar. Hardaway's a good shooter and all, but Beilein would probably yell at him if he hot-dogged a free-throw like that.
December 9th, 2012 at 1:57 AM ^
Right there is where Haydar wakes up. Kid was unconscious from three.
December 9th, 2012 at 2:06 AM ^
No, he was just channeling his inner Nik Stauskas, which he stole from Nik Stauskas for the game.
December 9th, 2012 at 2:11 AM ^
Yeah, Haydar was doing a pretty good Canadian Bacon impression. Except when he missed that bunny near the basket. Nik is like Chuck Norris. He doesn't miss, the basket just gets out of the way sometimes.
December 9th, 2012 at 2:19 AM ^
Its ok, I forgive Nik (or Chuck if thats the route we're going here). I still have my homer glasses on and think he's the best pure shooter in the country.
December 9th, 2012 at 2:48 AM ^
I CALL HIM RADAR HAYDAR HAHAHAHA
/hangs self
December 9th, 2012 at 2:04 AM ^
Dang Marquez
December 9th, 2012 at 7:34 AM ^
Trying again
December 9th, 2012 at 8:32 AM ^
In UFC you could still hop on his back and keep punching him.
December 9th, 2012 at 10:35 AM ^
In prison you could still shank him if he doesn't beg to become the prison bicycle.
December 9th, 2012 at 11:59 AM ^
That's what the ref is for.
December 9th, 2012 at 2:08 AM ^
Pac-Man took a dive there...
/s
I really wish someone would post Chris Tucker from Friday right here" You got knocked the F&%$ out!!!"
December 9th, 2012 at 2:13 AM ^
That's my dogg...That's my dogg!
December 9th, 2012 at 2:05 AM ^
It had to be done. He wouldn't miss a shot.
December 9th, 2012 at 2:08 AM ^
what happaned here with the pic of timmy?
December 9th, 2012 at 2:09 AM ^
That is some awful facial hair.
December 9th, 2012 at 2:11 AM ^
Beat me to it...
December 9th, 2012 at 2:13 AM ^
That panda sees what John did there.
December 9th, 2012 at 2:15 AM ^
Pooh-Bear's best James Dean impression
December 9th, 2012 at 2:19 AM ^
I feel sorry for the poor bastards who had to stand behind that monster panda head
December 9th, 2012 at 8:35 AM ^
I thought that too. I was also thinking that during the UM-Nebraska game when they kept showing that inflatable Husker mascot in the student section...poor rubes who have seats behind him are screwed.
December 9th, 2012 at 8:33 AM ^
ALL POWER AND GLORY TO THE HYPNO-PANDA!
December 9th, 2012 at 11:27 AM ^
I liked the panda outfit, but that guy didn't display nearly enough kung fu moves yesterday.
December 9th, 2012 at 2:12 AM ^
that I knew what picture this would be before I opened the thread.
December 9th, 2012 at 9:45 AM ^
I've been disturbed for years, don't worry about it.
December 9th, 2012 at 3:46 AM ^
I was just about to do a post on my blog with tonights best faces. Screw it. I will just do it here.
Ichabod Crane Anyone? My Face MVP easily goes to Hunter Mickelson. His face was just on another level tonight.
December 9th, 2012 at 12:10 PM ^
and I jizz. in. my. pants
December 9th, 2012 at 6:42 AM ^
Arkansas forward: "WAIT! If you don't have the ball and you don't have it, then who...oh, crap, the Canadian guy."
December 9th, 2012 at 11:54 AM ^
Burke is running back to the other end... he knows it is in and doesn't even need to watch
December 9th, 2012 at 12:50 PM ^
They know that it's going in
December 9th, 2012 at 10:02 AM ^
ESS EEE SEE!!!!!!!!
December 9th, 2012 at 10:28 AM ^
How was the crowd yesterday?
December 9th, 2012 at 3:50 PM ^
Very late-arriving (all over), and in the case of the upper-deck students, often not arriving at all.
I know, it was a noon game, shortly before finals, blah blah blah (though I don't know how that excuses the alumni who waltzed in late) . . . for a top 5 team it was disappointing.
December 9th, 2012 at 4:13 PM ^
You think the upper deck was empty for that game, wait until Tuesday....
December 9th, 2012 at 4:27 PM ^
I'm sure it will be brutal. It won't matter against Binghamton, but everyone - alumni and students alike - needs to get it together by the Big Ten season. Our homecourt advantage yesterday was pretty minimal. We can't afford that against better competition.
December 9th, 2012 at 5:31 PM ^
Needs to get a lot louder as well. How awesome would it be if Crisler became a feared place to play in. Because right now, the Maize Rage strikes fear in the hearts of... well... nobody really. It'll get there though.
December 9th, 2012 at 6:14 PM ^
Made me. Actually ask the ticket people how there aren't tickets for sale when 4 sections were 4/5th's empty. She said it was all the student sections. They bought the tickets, but don't show. This for a noon game against Arkansas. It's embarrassing, and not fair to those who want to buy tickets (at full price) and actually go.
I took some pictures of the arena update, and took a picture of the empty sections. I'll see if I can post it later. It's embarrassing. After this and football, I'm off the line; we need to issue fewer student tickets.
December 9th, 2012 at 6:45 PM ^
The fact that the pom-poms were still sitting on those seats is a clear giveaway that they were never occupied all game (so it wasn't a matter of people just moving down).
If the students aren't going to show up, there should be some program for them to at least donate them away. There must be people out there willing to go. A Final Four contender shouldn't have problems attracting fans.