EDSBS breaks down the bowl season

Submitted by orobs on December 3rd, 2012 at 8:52 PM



My personal favorite:



33. Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl: TCU vs. Michigan State.


"Hey guys, whaddya think? Is that a game-clinching safety to end this miserable assheap of a football game at 4-2? Or do you want overtime?"


"We were wondering if you could just flood the room with deadly Sarin nerve gas, killing all of us who just lost all will to live by watching this game, and indeed any other game involving Michigan State this year."


"No problem."





December 3rd, 2012 at 10:11 PM ^

"Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl: Baylor vs. UCLA. FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! THE BAYLOR OFFENSE IS COMING AND SO IS THE DEFENSE AND FIIIIIIIIIIIRE-" - from the article

Baylor gives up 513 yards per game on average, and UCLA doesn't come in much better at 409 yards per game (and yet, this is not the worst in the Pac-12, but it is the worst among  eligible teams). Yeah, this game will likely be a conflagration, possibly surpassing the defensive train wreck of the 2011 Alamo Bowl. Anyone care to wager on the possibility of the 123 point record (set in, well, last year's Alamo Bowl) being broken in this one?



December 3rd, 2012 at 10:30 PM ^

Surprised nobody has posted this yet, it makes me laugh in a sad sort of way.

Al Borges likes to work out his feelings in coordinated armored interpretive dance. This second down rollout play-action pass is him telling you that more than anything, Al Borges lives so that he can can die without regrets. (Translation: this will be an utter mess, but an entertaining one.)

An Angelo's Addict

December 3rd, 2012 at 11:07 PM ^

That purdue comment had me rolling. Also what he said about borges was sad but true. I am looking forward to watching this game at home and yelling "play action pass" at my tv every time they line up in the I on a 2nd or 3rd and long


December 4th, 2012 at 9:00 AM ^

create a piece about the most absurd bowl combinations BEFORE the pairings - I think he would predict most of these. Rose Bowl sumos. Les "kiss 'em" at Chick-fil-a. Crazy Chip vs Grandpa Snider.