Ohio joke week

Submitted by Hugh Jass on

Not only should we beat ohio but we should have fun at their expense as well..........

An ohio fan and a Michigan fan get into a car accident.  As they both get out of their cars to survey the damage they begin to discuss how much they hate each other.  Being the better man - Michigan fan extends a hand of friendship and says "at a time like this we should put our differences aside."  Michigan fan then goes to the trunk of his car and grabs a nice bottle of whiskey.  Handing the bottle to the ohio fan he says "let's drink to our new friendship."  The ohio fan takes a long drink and hands the bottle back  to Michigan fan and says "your turn."  "No thanks" he says, "think I'll wait for the police to get here."

ohio, WORST STATE EVER!

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salami

November 18th, 2012 at 10:13 AM ^

And I can't believe I'll be adding to it, but the biggest joke of all is Mark Emmert's meager sanctions on a program where the coach repeatedly flat out lied to the NCAA, and there was clearly loss of institutional control. THAT is the joke.

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GGV

November 18th, 2012 at 11:06 AM ^

A Wolverine, a Badger and a Buckeye meet up at happy hour and start comparing game-day activities around their respective stadia.

The Michigan alumnus says "Back in Ann Arbor, after a win, there's a bar that offers a 2 for one drink special..."
 
The Wisconsin alumus follows with "Oh, that's nothing.  In Madtown, after a home win, there's a bar that gives out free shots with every picture of beer sold!"
 
The ohio alumnus is all smiles and spouts off "You losers in Ann Arbor and Madison just can't keep up with us in Columbus.  After a game, there's a bar that lets you drink free all night long and then will take you in back and get you LAID!"
 
The Wolverine and Badger look at each other quizzically and ask the Buckeye "why, have you ever been there yourself"?
 
The Buckeye responds "Why no, but my mother goes there all the time..."

 

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NFG

November 18th, 2012 at 11:38 AM ^

What's the difference between a bowling ball and an OSU cheerleader? You on can fit three fingers in a bowling ball. **i feel dirty after that one. Delete if necessary. What does weed and OSU have in common? They both get smoked in bowls.

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UMgradMSUdad

November 23rd, 2012 at 8:45 AM ^

There was a doctor who was performing an autopsy on an elderly man, and when he started examining him, he noticed a cork was jammed in his butt.  When he pulled it out, clear as day came a voice singing, "In old Ohio there's a team...." The doctor was so surprised, he jammed the cork back in, and went to find a fellow doctor to see this.  So, back in the morgue, the first doctor showed his colleague the body and pulled the cork out.  A voice started singing the same song once again!  The first doctor said, "isn't that just amazing!" to which the second doctor replied, "there's nothing to see here; it's just another old asshole singing the Ohio State fight song."

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mstier

November 23rd, 2012 at 9:31 AM ^

A former member of the 1997 Michigan championship team was visiting the house of John Cooper as part of a charity event.  Many of the attendees present were Ohio State fans, and all of them were eager to pick on him.  After a nice dinner and a few drinks, the former Michigan player goes to use the restroom and finds a picture of Lloyd Carr above the toilet.  The Ohio State fans are itching to find out what he says about it, but to their surprise, he doesn't mentioned it when he returns.  Astonished, they ask him--"hey did you see the picture?" *snicker*.  He replies, "yeah, it made a lot of sense, nothing makes John Cooper shit faster than Lloyd Carr".  

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