November 4th, 2012 at 1:57 AM ^


  The Provision would:

  • Establish the constitutional right to maintain a long, blonde flow without retribution or scorn.
  • Require opposing DC's to line up wimpy underclassmen TE's opposite Jake Ryan for the amusement of the Michigan fanbase at least twice per game
  • Require Mr. Ryan make 160 tackles per season, of which 90 must be solo tackles.
  • Require the Downtown Athletic Club to invite Mr. Ryan to the trophy ceremony every year until the expiration of his NCAA eligibiligy

Should this law be approved?
YES ___
NO ____


November 4th, 2012 at 10:06 AM ^

Yes, but Tremendous says:

ChopBlock's not... funded by insidious special interest groups looking to destroy the very fabric of society itself.

And Bleacher Report says:

Top 14 reasons "Yes on Seven" is underrated

So there's that.

the unsilent m…

November 4th, 2012 at 9:11 AM ^

if Borges et al. get the BTN feed upstairs, they could use it to their advantage.  At least twice I saw the BTN line of scrimmage out of square with the field by about a half of a yard.  Therefore, if the staff was paying attention, they would only have 9 1/2 yards to make the first down, depending on which way the line was running. 


November 4th, 2012 at 8:06 AM ^

Blaze....any chance you could slow it down just a wee bit? For the benefit of the older members of the board like me, Don and the avatar known as Herm.


November 4th, 2012 at 10:36 AM ^

The GIF doesn't pose any issues speed-wise for me. I don't think it's very interesting, but that's a different issue.

As long as we're talking about old people and speed: there are few things on this earth more frustrating to me than old people at the wheel. From the time the light turns green, it generally takes 4 seconds for their brain to register the fact, and then it takes another 3 seconds for their synapses to send the message to their foot to press the gas pedal, and even then it takes them 10 seconds to get through the intersection. If they're driving a Buick or a Prius, the process is even slower.


November 4th, 2012 at 9:53 AM ^

Bully. I have a special needs child who in school has to be bullied more than his fair share. Its not a funny word to him. I hate to be a debby downer because the posts are funny to anyone including myself.


November 4th, 2012 at 10:31 AM ^

Not to shit on Ryan because he's awesome but he's beating a block from the QB, any linebacker worth his salt should be able to throw most non-Cam Newton QBs like that