Martha Stewart officially destroys tailgating
[ED:BISB - Changed title to avoid gender war, which the women would win because they have better attention spans and the ability to turn any argument into a slightly different argument that they can win]
Edit: I suppose I should clarify, becuase we have some excellent women on this board. Women that read Martha Stewart Magazine and save Good Housekeeping's for years so that they don't forget that "cute christmas wrap idea" have officially ruined tailgating. The rest of you may go about your business.
Link taken from EDSBS. http://westport.patch.com/blog_posts/the-backyard-family-tailgater-throw-a-true-southern-tailgater-for-the-whole-family
No, dammit. No, no, no, no, no. A tailgate is not a time to go all Martha Stewart. It is not a time to plan a fall afternoon of "activities". There are three activities at a tailgate. Eat, Drink and watch/listen to football while waiting for the game to start.
DAMMIT, Women! This is why we can't have nice things!
This, this is what you are envisioning.
This is not a tailgate. It is a fall dinner party. Schedule it for any day but Saturday, and we men will happily attend, make polite chatter, and then recuse ourselves to the basement/den to wath baseball or preseason NBA games while you do your prattling.
This...
Beer, chips, meat, chairs and football. LEAVE IT THE HELL ALONE, DAMN YOU!
Sincerely,
Guy who had his last football Saturday ruined by a group of women who complained he wasn't "participating". I had my beer and my eyes on the TV. That is how you participate in a damned tailgate! Not by doing the friggin christmas name-draw!
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October 26th, 2012 at 6:52 PM ^
your just above treading h2o here. Back slowly out of the room and do not return until December 2nd. Shhhhhhhh.
October 26th, 2012 at 9:25 PM ^
This pretty much already is how they tailgate in the South... generic music and all
also
October 26th, 2012 at 10:49 PM ^
you didn't see her fishing shanty issue.
October 27th, 2012 at 9:02 AM ^
...why she is continuing to destroy her once glorious empire which now is about to crash and burn.
October 27th, 2012 at 12:08 PM ^
A bit extreme, but there are tons of different ways to put on a tailgate. To each their own.
October 27th, 2012 at 3:21 PM ^
What the heck is "moosh moosh"(sp?)