Sparty Haikus

Sparty Sparty No

Let the couch live longer please

Sparty Spar Tee Spar

Denard and Ryan

Will make Dantonio frown

Oh wait nevermind

Why must Maxwell suck?

His QB rating is shit

We miss Kork Coupons

Bright shiny helmet!

Unnecessary Roughness?

...same old Sparty.

Sparty's head is found

Near Mark Dantonio's pride

Laying in the weeds

They haven't heard, but

"Intergalactic recruits"

mean "from Toledo."

 

Mark is a true ass

His winning ways are no more

We are proud again

The postgame presser

Wherefore art thou, Dantonio?!

Is so oft beguiled

 

ing, at the hands of I-wa.

Worse reigns tomorrow. 

 

EDIT: Has to be bad, right? Amirite? Did I win anything?

You are downtrodden,
But it is your Super Bowl.
No.  This is our year.

Go Blue!

The river cleanses

The charred sofa floats softly

Roll, Red Cedar, Roll

Michigan wins , Sparty is pissed

Hide your tractors, or they might be tipped

Hide your daughters, or they might be tipped

 

 

Please clean it down low

M-S-U has all douchebags

We hate your green junk

 

I take off my shirt

Green and white S on my chest

I love my bros, brah

Just for you, Sparty

Kiss my fat zit-riddled ass

Blue will win this time

They watch Denard run,

Oh wait, that's impossible.

It's end zone again.

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We score and we score

And then we score more and more

Pouring on the shame.

Sixty minutes of

Unnecessary roughness?

Sleeping giant wakes.

I need to make a return.

This can of spray paint

does not have SpellCheck installed

Yes. Meet the new Boss.

Hail to the Victors Valient.

Yes. Same as the old Boss.

Tasty sparty tears

I very rarely post here

Haikus bring me forth

This is the ending

of a period of shame

pride will win the day

Now Dantonio;

a less competent Ahab,

wisp of angry fume.

tonio, wherefore art thou?

Lost in Romulus?

little brother When Mike Hart spoke those two little words That everyone already knew East Lansing's panties all in a bundle Poor little Marky came all unglued Cuz state wouldn't have hired "baby Tressel" To watch Hart, his 4'th win, 700'th yard We laughed when "baby tress" spoke his own little words And when we fell we hit bottom hard Then the hole it got dug, and who is to blame, the liar, the victim, the fool? Mighty Michigan would fall not once but 4 times To an animal husbandry school. But the tide now has turned in this very year On more than a couple of fronts Turns out the defense that Vince Lombardi couldn't fix Took Mattison a couple of months Kirk Cousins is gone, their line is a mess, they score 21 points in a game Wasted 10 million dollars on scoreboards But recruits still think they are lame Brady Hoke has his eyes on 900 wins And Denard, he just comes for their souls Lewan to ride Tom like a donkey A dilithium blur down the hole State fans they do love the twitters Maybe pride does come fore the fall Years hence they'll look back on those two glory years When state was last good at football And all the sparty faithful will blurt out "Wait till basketball season" just like it was once more And we'll all pretend that John Beilein Didn't beat them last three times out of 4

Yellow cloth flutters,

Fifteen yards of discipline.

Spartans in retreat.

Thrown up eight times now.

Feel like I want to die ugh.

Still on MGoBlog.

Michigan wins day Congratulations to Tay Sparty going to spart

Mork laying in weeds

Drank too much could not hold it

I peed on Morks face

The Victors will troll 

when autumn's trash tornado

sleeps in East Lansing

 

Salty Spartan tears.

Dilithium causes fear.

Big House be  rockin'.

Tom's eye single tear Towel draped spartan heads hung low Where art thou Capn Kirk?

Ref, watch U-M close.

Unnecessary roughness.

Sixty minutes worth.

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WalMart?  Quick, the rod,

flail, cudgel and bludgeon.

A dead horse to beat!

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You know Sparty will

Snap on rubber glove, dig deep

and find their best game.