War Against Wife Day

I have a couple unders. 

Oregon @ Washington State at 73.5 and Baylor at West Virginia at 82.5.

I like to go by a general rule that a big o/u and a competitive mismatch means take the under.  I don't think Wazzu or Baylor can hold up their end of the bargain to get to those numbers and Oregon and WVU back off when they get up big.

I'm going to watch two teams I hate field goal the shit out of each other! I've been divorced for almost two years. Happily.

I'm going to appease my wife tomorrow like I'm Neville Chamberlain.  Happy wife, happy life.

 

 

I like the OP's style. Wife day? Get the fuck out of here. THERE ARE OTHER GAMES TO WATCH. WATCH THEM.

1.  Recruit top talent, with character being the absolute most important thing you look for.   She may be beautiful and/or cook, but if she doesn't have character she'll leave you for another team and take half of your franchise with her.  Let the recruits know what your team culture is - honor, loyalty, courage and perseverance and make sure you lead in that fashion so she'll know you mean what you say.  Try to avoid boning the recruits, too.   It clouds your judgment...

2.   Once on the team, don't ever treat them like purple-face, f-bomb dropping, b. kelly treats his players.   You are the head coach/OC/DC/QB etc.  You show respect and patience, never ever raise your voice or name call, and make sure she knows thats the way it works.  Come alongside your bride and work with her on the issues of the day.   She tells you she can't make that block, well then, let's scheme the play a different way and figure a way for it to work.    Your not a robot, it's not like there'll never be moments of irritation and/or impatience, but make those infrequent and measured by minutes. 

As it says in proverbs, better to live on the roof of your house than to marry a contentious woman. 

Do these things (and more, but the post is long already) and you won't have to have 'Wife Day', or if you do, it'll be fun and she'll sit in the deer blind/river/couch with you and have fun.   

Sconsin, Msu, NW, Illinois, Iowa bounces back.

So, I've got this buddy, my best friend actually, who used to attend every home game and watch every road game with me. Anyway, he got married to a Sparty and she has put the clamps on him doing much of anything with me at all. She makes sure that she plans events for him on saturdays when M is playing. Well, her plan backfired today. She figured that since we have a bye, she would make plans with her mom and give him tne day off. Bad ideas jeans sweetheart. He called me up and has planned an all day blower of football games, beer, and chicken wings. My wife is cool and goes to all the games with me, so she's on board with a day to herself as well. Looks like her little plan has failed and justice will be served. Although we both cringe at the idea of rooting for the Buckeyes, it will be pretty easy to root against her Spartans as we enjoy the day together. Go Blue... Bros before Hoes!

Came close to using Minny. Only a light lean on PSU. Would only recommend those if you can get better than WA prices.

Get In the car! We're going to lunch with my mom then shopping.

Do you take the over or the under?

Wife Day is just another of the annoying, unfunny, beat into the ground items around here.  Take a hike Wife Day and take Ermagherd with you.

i'm with you brother.

 

It's difficult to ignore your wife for 13 straight Saturdays in a row. 1 out of 3, spread out is ok though.

Getting laid is more fun than watching a team that's not Michigan.

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