Hokepoints on the Day of Atonement
Of the totally surreal and unnecessary things that could ever happen, Denard Robinson issuing an apology for his play against Notre Dame ranks right up there with Ryan Van Bergen claiming fault for the 2010 defense. Not so much that he took responsibility—I wrote in my HTTV article that personal culpability is one the hallmarks of this team—but that watching from above I felt like he wasn't entirely at fault.
Part of that was the drunk dude in my section yelling "awwww c'mon!" at Denard, to which I felt responsibility to point out things like "play-action out of the I-form" or "Schofield just got beat bad." Part of it to was my own culpability for last week's article being all "hey Denard can pass and Borges is doing an incredible job!" So in the mea culpa spirit of the Jewish holiday of Yom Kippur (pretty much our Christmas) which begins tonight, I admit I have sinned, and that I'm not quite sure who sinned on all of our six turnovers this week. Let's find out where responsibility lies in this six-play al chet, using a combination of Seth's pathetic attempts at UFR-ing, with a bonus chart of culpability.
1. For the sin we have committed against you by trying to get too cute with Vincent Smith, who is not Tom Brady
Ln | Dn | Ds | O Form | RB | TE | WR | D Form | Type | Play | Player | Yards |
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O10 | 1 | G | Ace TE Trips | 1 | 1 | 3 | 4-4 under | Pass | RB Pass | Dileo | INT |
Dileo and Roundtree lined up as H-backs on same side. Since it's a pass Dileo doesn't block Te'o, who shot into the gap the millisecond he read pitch and pressures Smith. Funchess blocked down an irrelevant crashing DE instead but that's the play. The CB bites hard so Dileo can leaks out into the end zone, where he has the safety beat to the corner, but Smith is 5'6 with the world's best college LB in his face. He jump-balls it way inside of his receiver, so when the safety looks back he is all "ooh, football--take." (INX, 0, Protection N/A, RPS –2) |
When Michigan tried this against Minnesota it was from 30 yards out, and against Minnesota. It did get a guy open in the end zone, and was set up a little bit I believe by some pitch plays earlier. However leaving Te'o unblocked versus a tiny RB is a risk, but Smith has shown in games (and presumably many more times in practice) that he can throw the ball accurately enough.
What I really hated about this play call is there was no reason to get cute. This was meant to be a dagger play, just like the fake dive on 4th and 1 vs. Michigan State was meant to be the dagger in the trash storm game.
Borges likes his daggers. When Brian queried my UFR database on Michigan passing from Ace 3TE sets, I found the Funchess 30-yard (PA TE corner) and Gardner (Waggle) TDs, plus a PA dumpoff for good yards (until it was fumbled) against SD State last year. Daggers. Thing is about the grab-bag and dagger offense is that it doesn't adjust for things that are working, and until that point the offense was working. When Pompey backed out of Rome because he didn't have the troops to defend it, Caesar didn't say "oh waitaminute, this is a trap, I'm gonna go attack the Barbary Coast—ha ha they'll never suspect!" He walked into damn Rome.
Chart of culpability: Borges x2, ND Te'o is that good, Smith isn't Joe Montana
Mitigating Mitzvah: Jake Ryan sticks a receiver after he gains just 1 yard on 3rd and 4 from the ND37 to force a punt. ND shanks the punt.
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After the jump, five plays more depressing than using a day off of work to fast and contemplate what a terrible person you've been all year.
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2. For the sin we have committed against you by thinking three ND players=open receiver.
(Hint: use the forward and back arrows on your keyboard to rewind or fast forward. Pause and do this and you'll get frame-by-frame)
Ln | Dn | Ds | O Form | RB | TE | WR | D Form | Type | Play | Player | Yards |
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M32 | 3 | 12 | Shotgun Trips | 1 | 0 | 4 | 3-3-5 nickel | Pass | Flag | Gallon | INT |
All around fail. In the game recap Brian said he bet someone was open but none were because ND rushed just three and two are in the backfield in time to affect the throw. Shembo is lined up at WDE and ran right by Schofield (-3) and this uses up Kerridge, whose cut only delays. Tuitt is coming outside Lewan (-0.5) and Barnum turns to help. So does Mealer (-0.5), leaving Omameh alone with Kapron Lewis-Moore, who swims into the middle that Mealer just vacated and ruins any chance of Denardiganza. Time's up; Robinson chucks it in the direction of the Roundtree-Gallon mesh, but 'Tree is headed downfield and Gallon's running a flag, meaning the ball goes directly into the chest of Te'o. (BRX, 0, Protection -2/0 and yes I know this isn't a rational number this isn't the real UFR okay?!?) |
Let me screen-cap the moment Denard made his decision:
Not pictured is Gardner to the left, who ran a lazy route but was penned by the safety whose leg is just in the picture and a CB with depth anyway. Toussaint ran a quick out 3 yards short of the sticks and Roundtree has turned his route downfield—a few more seconds and he's 1-on-1 with that freshman safety who picked off the first pass—the last LB (Fox, behind the ref) was spying a scramble, so with protection this is probably a long ball where Denard overthrows Roundtree.
So if you put yourself in a just-turned-22-year-old's mind right here, perhaps he thinks the CB is going with Roundtree and Gallon will break off his route, in which case this ball is still thrown behind his intended receiver and into Te'o. If the defense rushes 3 on 3rd and long and the result is a bad, rushed throw, it's not the fault of the OC. Everybody else screwed up; when protection broke down Denard should have chucked it OOB or eaten Shembo.
Chart of culpability: Denard x2, Blocking x2
Mitigating Mitzvah: ND gets just 1 yard and 3 points out of a drive that started on the Michigan 17.
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3. For the sin we have committed against you by running a bad route or being inaccurate with a guy in the face…still not sure.
Ln | Dn | Ds | O Form | RB | TE | WR | D Form | Type | Play | Player | Yards |
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M33 | 1 | 10 | Shotgun 3-wide | 1 | 1 | 3 | Base 3-4 | Pass | PA Short Post | Gardner | INT |
Live I thought this was on Gardner slowing up and now I can't decide if it's Denard leading his receiver too far or miscommunication. MLB comes on a run blitz that Smith can't pick up because Te'o reads pass, stops his chase of Smith, and bolts toward the QB before the RB is out of his fake. This creates some pressure but Denard has time to chuck it to Gardner, who has plenty of room inside and is probably right to brake into his break since the CB is playing way off. Ball goes past his outstretched hand (had he dove instead of reaching it might have been possible to bring in) and the CB who should have been punished for giving up so much room gets a gift pick instead. (IN, 1, protection 0/1) |
This one is the most frustrating you can see the inexperience of ND's secondary (Bennett Jackson was a WR/KR until a few months ago) getting picked on except instead of an easy 11 yards plus whatever Gardner lopes for until a safety arrives, Denard has thrown his 2nd interception in two plays and Notre Dame is back on the (short) field.
Gallon ran a bubble fake on the other side that was way open by alignment, but the play-action had the right effect on the linebackers, and Denard made the right read, and it's hard to fault Borges if he called this play to be all "Let's pick on the crappy cornerback," because if so his lizard brain was right. This throw wasn't any more difficult to make than the screen pass would have been. He just led his man too far.
Chart of culpability: Denard x2, Te'o is just that good x2
Mitigating Mitzvah: D-line scares Golson into an ill-advised, out-of-the-pocket toss-up on 2nd and goal and Thomas Gordon comes down for Michigan's first interception of the year.
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4. For the sin we have committed against you by crimes against ManPanda
Ln | Dn | Ds | O Form | RB | TE | WR | D Form | Type | Play | Player | Yards |
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M34 | 2 | 7 | I-form H-back | 2 | 1 | 2 | 4-3 Over | Pass | PA Slant | Gallon | INT |
ND daring Michigan to run off-tackle to the strongside and PA shows that would have been a few yards or many depending on how Kerridge would have handled Te'o. Blitz on the overloaded weakside means instant pressure from unblocked Shembo plus Schofield (-1) has lost his guy. Chuck and pray into a small receiver in a small window is too hot, goes over Gallon's head, and tipped by the safety behind him. Te'o read the PA and quickly got depth, which means he's there for the INT. Lions and Titans both decide to tank the season so they can draft him, thereby ruining Sunday too. (IN, 0, Protection: 0/1, RPS-2) |
This is a textbook example for two things: why shouldn't have Denard turning his back to the defense, and how a defense can have one star player make them right against all sorts of looks. Watch Te'o at the start of this play as he's watching the handoff—if that ball goes in the RB's hands he's taking off for the hole that only he can fill (if it's run the receiver is hitting the safety) and either he or the lead blocker (Kerridge) is going to make this a play for somebody. But he sees it's pass and like a rocket he's 15 yards deep and in a better position than Gallon to make a play on a tipped pas.
Denard—back foot, under pressure, don't force it man! But here I put double-blame on Borges for putting his QB in a position to fail. Yes the I-form has worked and yes we've run plenty of POWER from it. But it hadn't worked this game, or been established this game, and that means there was no way he should think the defense would overreact to the run and make this open. ND has the answer to everything here except an accurate pass under pressure. NFL defenses play like this, and NFL quarterbacks make them pay for it by making that pressured slant under the coverage every time. By now we know that Denard with rushers in his face is not going to be that NFL QB.
Chart of culpability: Denard x1, ND is that good x1, Borges x2
Mitigating Mitzvah: ND gets a TD but needs six attempts inside the Michigan 6 to do so. Nobody in the building thought that was pass interference (ball went sailing out of the end zone) but everyone who saw on TV could see Wilson deserved the flag.
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5. For the sin we have committed against you by bad clock management
Ln | Dn | Ds | O Form | RB | TE | WR | D Form | Type | Play | Player | Yards |
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M38 | 1 | 10 | Shotgun Trips | 1 | 0 | 4 | Dime 30 | Pass | Hail Mary | Roundtree | INT |
Baruch atah Adonai elohaynu...oh nevermind I guess you're Catholic. |
These sorts of things are not charted. I didn't like how the clock was managed on this drive. Michigan started from the 16 thanks to holding on the return, and it began with a Denard run. Okay, I guess we're not gonna chance another INT this half—fine, let it be over. But then we set up to pass and Robinson scrambled for 20 yards and hey we're back near the same spot all the other hell broke loose. There's enough time for two plays, but we call the Hail here. That's not Junior Hemingway down there, and the one thing we didn't want to get on the stat sheet no rival fan will ever let us forget happens. Fortunately the runback eats up the rest of the clock. Not giving out points for this.
Mitigating Mitzvah: The half ends, mercifully.
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6. And for the sin we have committed against you by not HOLDING ONTO THE DAMN BALL
Ln | Dn | Ds | O Form | RB | TE | WR | D Form | Type | Play | Player | Yards |
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O16 | 3 | 3 | Shotgun 2TE twins | 1 | 2 | 2 | 4-3 Under | Run | QB off-tackle | Robinson | 5 |
The success of this play is all on Mealer (+2) who reaches(!) on Nix and gets just enough of a hat across the NT to make space for Denard despite the left side of the line not blocking anybody. 1st down achieved and this run train is a-rollin' to the endzone except Denard (-2) loses the ball on Omameh's butt (-2) and it rolls right to the defense because we got away with some naughty things this year. |
Chart of culpability: Denard x2, Universe x2
Mitigating Mitzvah: Defense forces a 3-and-out and another TURK!! shank for 28 yards gives Michigan the ball back on their own 43.
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*Sob*
It's not all like that you know. There are Fitz runs for 40 yards and Funchess TDs sometimes...
*Sob Sob*
So what did you think?
*Sniffle.* I think your job is harder than I realized, especially when you're re-watching absolute disasters frame-by-frame.
You know what I find helps at times like these?
A ch..
LET ME!
BLAME CHARRRRT!
Play | Denard | Blocking | Borges's Lizard Brain | Te'o | Cold, uncaring universe |
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Smith ≠ Montana | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
FAIL | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Too far | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
ManPanda | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
Hail Mary | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Fumble | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
TOTAL | 7 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 3 |
For these transgressions, pardon us, forgive us, atone for us, and tip your hat to that guy. Final career score: Denard Robinson 3 games, Manti Te'o 1.
And on a personal note, to all whom I've hurt, offended, disparaged, disliked, negged, caved, Bolivia'ed, or ban-hammered this year, I humbly ask your forgiveness. And to a few of you: an easy fast, an inscription, and good yom-tov.
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