META: Post, and tempt the banhammer
I don't care how drunk you are, or how pissed you are, or how much you TOTALLY know how we could have won this game.
People who post terrible threads will be dealt with very harshly. Banhammers have been authorized. One has already been dropped.
I'm too drunk for this shit.
September 23rd, 2012 at 6:58 AM ^
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:22 AM ^
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:48 AM ^
Get a grip motherfuckers. Does the loss suck? Yes. Am I still alive? Yes. Do I still have a beautiful wife and kids, and gainful employment? Yes. There's WAY more to life than ND beating us. For people to take to the internet and lash out the way they are speaks volumes about them as a person and their miserable lives. GO BLUE always and forever. Fuck the haters, Denard and team 133. The real ones still love y'all.
September 23rd, 2012 at 1:20 AM ^
How about BiSB gets a grip? Dude is on a power trip and has to post a thread telling others how almighty he is and threatening those that dare defy him with a "BANHAMMER"--WOOOOOOOHHOOOOOO!!
September 23rd, 2012 at 8:33 AM ^
Mod power : Actual power :: Liechtensteinian Army : American Military
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:42 AM ^
I will say that the SNL skit with "mocking"/imitating Stephen A Smith is one of the few highlights of this weekend.
Random thought but didn't no where else to say/type it
September 23rd, 2012 at 1:09 AM ^
September 23rd, 2012 at 1:14 AM ^
September 23rd, 2012 at 1:23 AM ^
BiSB needs to go. Dude has crossed the line with this thread. A mod telling people he's "too drunk" to mod. Well, don't mod then!
You don't need to be here. And if you do, you shouldn't be drunk.
September 23rd, 2012 at 1:26 AM ^
The alternative to this preemptive strike, which we've seen, is Brian just shutting the blog down for the weekend and hosting a picture of a cat licking itself.
September 23rd, 2012 at 2:11 AM ^
That's better than a moderator telling posters they're "too drunk" to moderate.
September 23rd, 2012 at 1:40 AM ^
This.
September 23rd, 2012 at 8:36 AM ^
Ah yes, because everything people say on the Internet is 100% factual. So even though BiSB was holding up pretty well all throughout the liveblog, the fact it is late into the night and he doesn't want to deal with dumb people posting stupid topics and says he's "too drunk" to deal with moderating must be taken at face value.
September 23rd, 2012 at 3:00 AM ^
BiSB needs to go. Dude has crossed the line with this thread. A mod telling people he's "too drunk" to mod. Well, don't mod then!
You don't need to be here. And if you do, you shouldn't be drunk.
September 23rd, 2012 at 4:35 AM ^
pretty sure it doesn't count as a double post if the two posts are more than an hour and a half apart.
can we get a ruling?
September 23rd, 2012 at 8:29 AM ^
I should have said, "I've had a couple of beers, because I enjoy kicking back with a couple of beers when watching my favorite football team, and it's Saturday night. As a result, I'm a little sleepy and a little grumpy. I'm also a little tired from moderating the LiveBlog in which people say ridiculous things about firing Hoke and making Denard a corner and how they are generally so ANGAR. So I don't feel like staying up all night pulling thread after thread from the precious little snowflakes who feel the desire to post their OWN threads about how we should fire Hoke and turn Denard into a corner, despite the fact that their ANGAR can be noted in any of the several threads on the topic."
But I was too drunk to type that.
September 23rd, 2012 at 8:34 AM ^
Just want to say thanks for your efforts. Sometimes it seems a little Big Brotherish, but I really think the oversight is necessary to keep this blog at its high level.
September 23rd, 2012 at 8:40 AM ^
I don't like enforcing draconian shit any more than anyone else likes hearing me bitch about it. I'd rather just close my laptop and go hang out with my wife, play with my dogs, and try to let that shit-fest of a game recede from my memory. But from experience, it's the only way to hold back the tide after bad losses like this.
No one likes the bouncer. He's a douche. But on 50-cent tequila shot night, his presence is necessary.
September 23rd, 2012 at 9:15 AM ^
I was a bouncer. At the now long-gone Village Bell and I can tell you with complete factual accuracy that when someone was doing their "Bell" (18 shots to celebrate their 18th birthday) we definitely earned our money.
Do mods get to clean up after the blog is closed and drink whatever they want from behind the bar with girls who think hanging out with mods is cool? Cause that was the best fringe benefit of being a bouncer.....chicks who wouldnt look twice at you when you were just there with your buddies were always hitting on you when you were working the door.
September 23rd, 2012 at 11:23 AM ^
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September 23rd, 2012 at 8:17 AM ^
But, but...I have really pithy points about how much Al Borges is a dumb Uncle Fester look-a-like and Denard is the worst QB ever! I even have charts! Charts I say!
Honestly, just raise the point total to one more than I currently have. I'm in not position, even after a night of sleep, to create threads.