Way OT: Fantasy football team names?

Submitted by Jehu the Damaja on August 18th, 2012 at 7:33 PM

It's a boring and rainy Saturday night, so I decided to start working on my pre-draft list for my Fantasy football team. The players are easy, but the biggest challenge for me every year is what to name my team. What are some of your favorites (Michigan related, dirty, whatever..)?

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HAILtoBO

August 18th, 2012 at 8:35 PM ^

Smoke a Bowe, Drink a Forte. A boy named Suh. What chu talkin bout hillis?

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Craze for Maize

August 18th, 2012 at 8:39 PM ^

I'm rolling with the Darboah Constrictors

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WingsNWolverines

August 18th, 2012 at 8:41 PM ^

Team McCoy

Hilliard Wolverines

The Green Army

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Wisconsin Wolverine

August 18th, 2012 at 8:45 PM ^

formerly the Mad City Megas, I changed my team name heading into the championship matchup to counter my opponent. not clever or original, but it had to be done:

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TheTruth41

August 18th, 2012 at 8:48 PM ^

Not sports related: Areola 51, William Shatner Face (two names we would use for trivia nights). Multiple Scoregasms Sweep the Leg (for all your kicker friendly/heavy teams) I Got the Runs (for your elite RB teams) Touchdown Syndrome (my personal fav)

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Mich4Life

August 18th, 2012 at 8:52 PM ^

Work with macaques.

Hopefully it's a winner

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MGJS SuperKick Party

August 18th, 2012 at 8:53 PM ^

My team I'd ABC, easy as RGIII. There is also a Brady Gaga in my league

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MichiganMan2424

August 18th, 2012 at 8:59 PM ^

The Boston TD Party

Somewhere Over the Dwayne Bowe

Justin, don't Forsett in

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Feat of Clay

August 18th, 2012 at 9:01 PM ^

Dave letterman once had a TopTen list of rejected NFL expansion team names. One of which was The Fragile Porcelain Mice. Always loved that.

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BlueNation

August 18th, 2012 at 9:04 PM ^

I can't take credit for these two, but I saw these last year "Over DeWayne Bowe" and "ConVicks". I've used "So aMAIZEing" and "Jerffs Jerks"

Joined: 02/21/2012

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TheTruth41

August 18th, 2012 at 9:13 PM ^

You're a Delmas, She Pettigrew Stiff, Littering and Smokin the Reiff, Hong Ndamukong, Sneed: Suh have the Fluellen, You Catch like Fluellen Keller

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sportzfan81

August 18th, 2012 at 9:14 PM ^

Guns, Vodka, & Bullet Proof Vests

A huge smile appears every year when the commish (who happens to be an OHIO graduate) announces my team is on the clock.

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Fort Wayne Blue

August 19th, 2012 at 2:05 PM ^

You're forgetting the hatchet!

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Half Blood Dut…

August 18th, 2012 at 9:18 PM ^

I named mine the Hanover Cougars after Cole Train's thrashball team

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BrandonGarrison

August 18th, 2012 at 9:19 PM ^

Show me your TDs

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JeanClaudeVanD…

August 18th, 2012 at 9:20 PM ^

I've done that every year since high school. Yes, I have the maturity of a 10 year old

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Brian of Ohio-…

August 18th, 2012 at 9:22 PM ^

Mrs. Kass's Delicate Sensibilities

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kmoney4268

August 18th, 2012 at 9:35 PM ^

You can suck my Vick!

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TheTruth41

August 19th, 2012 at 3:23 PM ^

Your TDs, my Vick

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MGoWangler

August 18th, 2012 at 9:35 PM ^

Two of my favorite things. You know, about football.

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cjm1089

August 18th, 2012 at 9:44 PM ^

Was "Calvin's Johnson" last year. Not overly imaginative, but made me giggle pretty much every time I logged in to change my lineup.

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Desmondo

August 18th, 2012 at 9:44 PM ^

Spearmint Rhinos

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Charlie Chunk

August 18th, 2012 at 9:51 PM ^

Green Back Packers

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cadmus2166

August 18th, 2012 at 9:51 PM ^

The Swinging Johnsons

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IncrediblySTIFF

August 18th, 2012 at 9:55 PM ^

Nyomommas pooper

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tn wolverine

August 18th, 2012 at 9:59 PM ^

My team name is the Motor City Madmen...For my wonderful home state and an awesome home state guitarist.

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WolverLaker

August 18th, 2012 at 10:14 PM ^

Tittsburgh Feelers

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StinkyMcDanks

August 18th, 2012 at 10:30 PM ^

I got it: "The Chixie Dicks" no? ok: "The Good Ol' Fashioneds"

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oc michigan fan

August 18th, 2012 at 10:54 PM ^

a few with moderate success:

Ultimate Daydrinkers

Tremendous Upside

Tremendous Backside (the next year)

Balls Models

This year I think I'm just going with "Heisenberg" or the "Pinkmans"

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Jedelman11

August 18th, 2012 at 11:54 PM ^

"dropping an Early morning Ducet"

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shnweller187

August 18th, 2012 at 10:59 PM ^

Pioneer Tailgate Partiers. Nailed it

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cozy200

August 18th, 2012 at 11:02 PM ^

Penn state day care

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TheTruth41

August 19th, 2012 at 3:18 PM ^

Papa Sandusky Unsupervised

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Clemsonblue

August 18th, 2012 at 11:09 PM ^

My name is You've Been Shoelaced!

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MGoKereton

August 18th, 2012 at 11:10 PM ^

Taste Dwayne Bowe

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BeileinBuddy

August 18th, 2012 at 11:27 PM ^

Even though he's only a Lions rookie, today I came up with

Great Barrier Reiff

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JHendo

August 18th, 2012 at 11:28 PM ^

I always go controversial for my team name. To do so, I inappropiately use the biggest NFL offseasaon scandal. Past team names include: Vick is my dogsitter, Stallworth is my d.d., IgoclubbinwithBigBen and Cam Newton's Pay to Play(as). This year, I'm the "N.O. Boba Fetts."

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ggoodness56

August 18th, 2012 at 11:42 PM ^

Suh Me.

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goblue1213

August 18th, 2012 at 11:50 PM ^

Micheal J Fox Shakeweights is my ESPN league name
My Jim Schwartz Are Dirty is my Yahoo league name

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BeatOSU52

August 19th, 2012 at 12:32 AM ^

How do you use that as a yahoo name because it says you're only allowed 20 characters when I try to change my team. ...And so a lot of the names suggested here that I want to use in some of my leagues I can't because of the 20 characters max.

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goblue1213

August 19th, 2012 at 2:01 AM ^

MyJimSchwartzRDirty is how I have it typed in on yahoo. I spelled it out for the board

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NeverBeen

August 18th, 2012 at 11:50 PM ^

False Sharts

Mike Vick In A Box

No Suh For You!

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Mr. Yost

August 18th, 2012 at 11:50 PM ^

Suh's Your Daddy

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GodwinWolverine95

August 19th, 2012 at 12:04 AM ^

Prayin4thelions, abeastnamedsuh

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MGoValiant

August 19th, 2012 at 12:53 AM ^

Amish Rake Fight

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dlcase1708

August 19th, 2012 at 1:04 AM ^

Don't Mesko With the Zoltan

Gronki Kong

and Plaxico's Sweat Pants.

Love them all!

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xxxxNateDaGreat

August 19th, 2012 at 1:08 AM ^

I know this is completely random, but I have gone with "The Raptor That Mauled Muldoon" for about two years in public leagues after I throttled my buddy (who had named his team after Muldoon). It's brought me lots of good luck since.

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