OT: Story of the Day
A couple days ago there was a thread about places to get lunch in AA, which made me crave Blimpy's.
So I was driving down Madison in front of South Quad, when someone parked on the side of the road turned out and side swiped me.
No one was injured(I was with my fiance) so I took a couple minutes to get over the suprise, then got out of the car to work out the details. Turns out it was none other than Obi Ezeh, along with a bunch of other football players(they were off to a team meeting).
I promptly informed him that crashing into me displays a distinct lack of family values. I made sure to point out that I had never had any accidents with any of Lloyd's players, and that I don't have to show any respect to him since he was only a three star recruit.
When the officer arrived he asked for his side of the story. I loudly interrupted with yells of "3-9" and "DickRod" just to get my point across.
So yeah, that is my story of the day.
Note: In actuality he was very polite ans respectful, though somewhat pissed since his car got the worst of it.
August 18th, 2009 at 9:49 PM ^
I approve of this story
August 18th, 2009 at 10:03 PM ^
Agreed. Sorry about your car.
August 18th, 2009 at 10:16 PM ^
If you ever get in a fender bender with one of our beloved Winged Wheel Warriors, do your duty as a fan and tell the cop the weed is yours
Seriously though, glad to hear Obi is ok. Oh yeah and you and your missus too
August 18th, 2009 at 10:23 PM ^
If said cop asks me if the player in question just agreed to a 600 dollar cocaine deal with me, how do I respond?
August 18th, 2009 at 10:37 PM ^
a former 3rd string QB who has recently switched to 8th string slot receiver, you may proclaim your innocence. Use the depth chart to guide your conscience.
August 18th, 2009 at 11:00 PM ^
Sounds like someone could do some lawyering.
August 18th, 2009 at 10:38 PM ^
Just say that you heard he could really sling the rock.
(I forget who said that first but that still cracks me up)
August 18th, 2009 at 10:43 PM ^
I'm negging myself for "Winged Wheel Warriors". Not the fucking Red Wings! I meant "Winged Helmet Warriors"!
I FAIL. Long day, no sugarcoat.
August 18th, 2009 at 10:57 PM ^
That's just your epinion. And how you "feel" about the situation.
August 18th, 2009 at 10:15 PM ^
Did you make any mention of the fact that his being a 3 star recruit meant he had less of a chance of playing in the NFL? I've heard you get extra MGoCop points for that.
August 18th, 2009 at 10:38 PM ^
Damn now I'm craving it. Good story.
August 18th, 2009 at 11:39 PM ^
there are no lingering injuries for anyone.
Poor Matt Gutierrez...
August 19th, 2009 at 7:46 AM ^
When Ezeh starts suffering whiplash concussions making him unable to break Buckeyes in two, we're coming for you!
No, well.... maybe. But either way, we're glad you're okay. Glad to hear he was respectful and didn't try to do some stupid "make up some reason why you're at fault" thing.
August 19th, 2009 at 9:25 AM ^
Didn't Brandon Minor just get into a car wreck recently, too? Thus missing a couple days of practice last week? After 1.5 yrs of Barwis, can't they just carry their cars??
August 19th, 2009 at 9:46 AM ^
I thought they'd be flying under their own power to practice, or possibly tunneling at supersonic speed.
August 19th, 2009 at 10:05 AM ^
Wolverines don't tunnel, that's just ridiculous. Now, am I surprised that our men in blue aren't killing moose for fun and then leaving the bloody carcass behind as a symbol of their power... yes, yes I am. What IS Barwis teaching these kids?
August 19th, 2009 at 10:45 PM ^
This thread is full of win
August 20th, 2009 at 2:36 AM ^
Oh fuck, Ezeh STILL can't get through traffic properly.