Space Emperor of Space takes a little R&R
So Zoltan Mesko has decided to take a break from ruling everything in existence, and has decided to vacation in Jamaica for a little bit. With who you might ask?
Oh just these lovely ladies...
From his Twitter:
Can't believe the @Patriots Cheerleaders let me go to Jamaica with them!!! #makingamesko twitter.com/ZoltanMesko/st…
— Zoltan Mesko (@ZoltanMesko) July 15, 2012
No this probably isn't very topic worthy, but I figured with all of the PSU stuff we could use a little positive news regarding something Michigan
Crazy that the Space Emperor doesn't cast a shadow but all of the cheerleaders do...
They don't call him emperor for nothing.
I'm not sure why I'm sharing this, but...
I quickly read your "crazy that the Space Emperor doesn't cast a shadow..." comment, looked at the photo, and laughed. Then I couldn't find the comment. After about 30 seconds of unsuccessful searching, I convinced myself that I came up with that joke, and feeling good about it, started to post it myself. Then I double-checked and found your comment, stopped feeling proud, and started writing this.
"Cool story, bro," I know, but it's probably the most notable thing that has happened to me tonight.
I'm jealous.
/s
I want to go there
Wait, does Zoltan have a 17-foot vertical jump? What the hell is going on there?
Clearly he photo-shopped out the trampoline. Which is also why his shadow is missing.
Is Zoltan really Tacopants? We need to get Leonard Nimoy and the In Search Of crew down to Jamaica fast.
It is comforting to know that the Emperor cares enough about the welfare of his galactic possessions (in the Milky Way, this time around) that he would stop by to check on the state of the citizens there, and yes, bikini-clad is a state.
Doesn't sound very restful to me. <nudge nudge, wink wink>
Space Bitches. Of Space.
This is very noteworthy. At Michigan, our graduates do great things. Some of them actually go into space (Apollo 15) while others go to Jamiaca with a troope of cheerleaders!
So when the entire Patriot chearleader team gives birth to left-handed left-footed babies in nine months, we know the reason
All the boys are playing for Michigan.....and the girls are attending Michigan.
I read it as first as takes a little RR...and thought oh no, what did he say about Rich...shit, here we go.... Then saw the &...and opened the thread...and it was so, SO much better.