OT: 50 Shades of Bray at EDSBS
If you know anything about the book, this is fricking hilarious. It is classic EDSBS. A few choice lines:
"You're gonna be our next defensive coordinator."
"Is that...hard?" I flush. Strange muscles flex again in a feeling that can only be desire or a cheesy gordita about to explode through my lower intestines like the rush of love itself but it's probably desire I think.
He smells of unlaundered jersey and some inexpensive, Piggly Wiggly brand body wash. It's… Intoxicating. I inhale deeply getting lost in the moment.
to creat a post but Laquon Treadwell has trimmed his list down to 7 schools. The article is paywalled so I don't know which 7.
It's in ESPN's CFB rumor section.
Sorry if this has already been posted. I hadn't seen anything on it.
Which is nice.
Why would anybody "know anything about the book?"
and I still haven't read it. Fisting! And now that Phil Steele is out, I fear I never will.
You might want to make sure that your wife and your girlfriends don't know that you got them all the same gift.
This should help clear it up without having to read 3 whole books: