Blackheartgoldpants Sparty edition-best one yet
I can't wait for MSU's pro combats this year. Way better than last years.
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2012/5/30/3051587/pro-combat-goes-b1g-michigan-state-edition
Yea...I LOL'd on that..good job BHGP.
That's Gold Jerry! Gold!
...until I saw that. Those are hilarious.
The disparity in funds allocated to the two schools is extreme, but Polyblend explained that the Michigan legislature behaved rationally. "When hard times hit, in any family the parents have to make priorities about what they will spend money on. The first, best and most beloved son obviously will get the lion's share of the family resources, because the parents know deep down that he's going to accomplish the most in the long run. The little brother will, necessarily, get less. He won't be thrown out in the cold, of course, but he will have to make do with the gently used hand-me-downs of his older, more historically accomplished sibling."
"82% of our team has never seen the inside of a jail cell, therefore these jerseys represent an unfair stereotype."
I can actually hear Dantonio say that
Post.
Actually it's mgowin that deserves all the upvotes. He was just ahead of his time.
to BHGP. You win the internet. I also think that it's our civic duty to help out Li'l Bro'. Perhaps a clothing drive is in order; I know I'd be willing to donate some gently-used items.
I seem to recall stories about RR donating a bunch of Michigan stuff to charity when he left. Maybe this is where some of it went.
Thank you, Blackheartgoldpants. Thank you.
I'm afraid to look over at RCMB.
I agree with this: Thank you, Black Heart Gold Pants. However, I disagree on RCMB. It's going to be almost as funny as the BHGP post, even though they won't intend it that way.
I love the jersey with "state" spray-painted on it. Hilarious.
Well, it makes sense that a little brother would get the hand-me-downs.
That's the joke.
I've always wondered where our old scoreboards went.
They've perfectly captured the essence of Sparty.
I'd be interested to hear Cowherd's take on Sparty's sense of humor on this one.
The jorts are pretty amazing.
haha the jorts were are great. That was nice of Mike to give those away. hahah
Anyone else ever notice how much funnier the comments are on BHGP than they are on Mgoblog?
They're so butthurt:
http://michiganstate.247sports.com/Board/93/Black-Heart-Gold-Pantss-MSU-Pro-Combat-9859832/1
Kudos, BHGP!
"The whole thing basically rips on Michigan. Mike Hart and Jean Shorts, Desmond and Converse."
A more delusive comment you won't find. Anywhere.
poor State fans aren't even smart enough to realize when people are poking fun at them. They must have gotten my old sense of humor...
I hate how they always lock topics so quickly. Ruins the chance for more fun
Best ones yet. BHGP does it again.
"When reached for comment about the new jerseys, Michigan State head coach Mark Dantonio gritted his teeth, glared, and calmly took a nitroglycerin tablet from his shirt pocket. He then swallowed the tablet along with the coal-black rage he felt at this latest and most egregious slight, sending both down to the furnace of hate deep in his soul which drives him in his unrelenting quest for college football dominance no matter the cost"
When reached for comment about the new jerseys, Michigan State head coach Mark Dantonio gritted his teeth, glared, and calmly took a nitroglycerin tablet from his shirt pocket. He then swallowed the tablet along with the coal-black rage he felt at this latest and most egregious slight, sending both down to the furnace of hate deep in his soul which drives him in his unrelenting quest for college football dominance no matter the cost.
I would pay money out of my own pockets to see either of those jerseys on the field.
I think NCAA 13 should have these as unlockable alternate jerseys. Not only would I buy that game I would buy copies and give them to absolutely everybody I have ever met in my life.
I'm all for diversity, but a model who's black on top and white on the bottom is really pushing the envelope there.
Microsoft already did it with one of their ads in Poland.
http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/25/microsoft-sucks-at-photoshop/
BHGP hit the stereotype about handmedowns on the nose. Although, I think the only Michigan handmedown Sparty would gladly accept are SAT scores.
Not only did I chuckle at Horace E. Cow's avatar; also, other articles by him just as funny are accessible and I think are worth a peek: for instance, Minnesota's uniforms based on Minnesota native "Prince". I have a feeling Michigan's turn is coming. I hope it will be soon.
Damn 4 o'clock predictable 504 time out.