Craig James rolls up 4% of the vote
Scroll down to the very bottom. He got almost enough votes to fill Texas Tech's stadium, and almost 1 percentage point of the vote for each hooker he killed! Looks like pretty soon they'll have to play "Hail to the Chief" when he walks into a room.
I think he only got 4% of the vote because he allegedly killed off a substantial number of voters in his prime demographic.
But I can't get enough of this! I laugh every time I read about how Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers in Texas! Keep up the great work mogopeeps!!
when it probably wasn't allegedly funny to those 5 alleged hookers??!
How the hell can Craig James get his [ESPN] job back? Killed 5 hookers [allegedly], got his job back. How the hell does that happen? If you get caught killing 5 hookers [allegedly] at McDonalds, you can't get your job back. They're not going to trust you around the happy meals ... How you gonna tell little kids not everybody murders, when the man's killed 5 hookers [allegedly]? Don't kill 5 hookers [allegedly], you won't be nothing. I can be a Senator.