OT: Craig James Sucks
Seems like the board could use some fun today... Here is a round up of Craig James articles from across the web (deadspin really has it out for him). I avoided all the anti-guy rhetoric he has been spouting to keep us out of politics, but deadspin has a funny article from Feb...
James is currently in 4th in the polls:
http://www.wfaa.com/news/texas-news/GOP-US-Senate-race-a-millionaires-game-153805555.html
Apparently he made 350K/year while at ESPN to be lame and terrible.
And then this Gem:
Q: How much do you hate Craig James, I mean seriously?
Leach: I think my opinion is consistent with most of the rest of America's. This is illustrated by a poll done in the Dallas Morning News where people were asked who they would vote for senator: Mike Leach or Craig James. I got 96.5 percent of the vote.
Oh and he also allegedly killed 5 Hooker while at SMU.
Never forget.
to the FIVE HOOKERS CRAIG JAMES KILLED?
I mean, allegedly, of course because no one can prove at this point that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS.
CJK5H 4LIFE
Not everybody is the perfect person in the world. Everyone does -- kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me..... Give the man a chance.
Craig James is a militant feminist now?
Remember when he went above and beyond to defend that woman that allegedly got locked in that equipment shed?
Craig James sucking should never have to be OT.
I don't remember where exactly I saw the article, but I remember a few months back reading up on the Senate race James' is in. They barely touched on James, other than to say something like "in last place, Craig James holds 4% of the vote. Voters are apparently unfamiliar with James, and those that know him tend not to like him."
This article covers the same ground, but I had originally seen it in something like Texas Monthly.
Is that Nick or Mick? It looks like Mick to me.
What's annoying about all of this is that since his campaign began, only 1 out of the top 4 google autofill results for "Craig James" mentions hookers. It used to be 2 or 3.
It's becoming more difficult to try figure out if Craig James killed 5 hookers. It'll be a shame if we forget about the 5 hookers Craig James allegedly killed.
Remember the Five.
It's never really been a matter of if, but how and why.
here's what i'm seeing:
craig james senate
craig james wiki
craig james 5 hookers
craig james five hookers
craig james mike leach
craig james smu
craig james smu scandal
craig james espn
craig james bond
craig james murdered
now i don't know anything about this guy, but putting together the evidence across those auto-fills, i have to think that it's possible that he murdered five hookers at SMU.
CJK5H
Mike Leach got a raw deal.
As I understand it (which may be different from the truth), a backup player's father used the bully pulpit of ESPN to get a coach fired because he wasn't playing his son enough.
Shame on Craig James, Pirates till we die. Plus this gem has guided my dating life since I first saw it.
I wish the guy the best at Washington State, hope a few years from now we play them in the Rose Bowl again... or the new four team playoff, or whatever the hell it will be.
Actually in the most recent poll last night he only had 3% He is not very well liked here in Texas and I cant put my finger on it maybe that killing of 5 students thing over there on SMU campus.
5 hookers
May bad (Hookers)
I can't believe a guy who famously tortures and kills 5 sex workers can run for a senate seat while a couple secret service agents stiff a couple of same in Columbia and get fired. Where's the justice?
CRAIG JAMES allegedly KILLED 5 HOOKERS while at SMU - did you know that?
Even everyone hates Family Guy Craig James
-Herm
WHOOSH!
Herm's playing chess, David's playing checkers.
The sophistication and collusion of the mainstream media's ability to coordinate this coverup has been masterful!
Since everyone deserves to know the truth... it's only an internet meme. There's another popular sports blog (Every Day Should Be Saturday) that I'm pretty sure is the source of it all. It was started as a joke, and just caught fire across the internet, since Craig James is pretty universally disliked (both for his mistreatment of Mike Leach that led to Leach being fired, and his general crappiness as a color commentator for ESPN).
You'll notice that most people will say that "allegedly" killed 5 hookers while at SMU, or that Craig James has never refuted these claims; both statements are true, but that's just because Craig James would be stupid to address an internet joke, and anyone can allege anything on the internet.
Don't try to defend a known (alleged) murderer, and don't spread lies on the internet.
Go and tell the (alleged) families of those hookers that it's all EDSBS' fault, and see if they (allegedly) feel any better.
His campaign will come to a close on May 29, when the Texas primary takes place and James's political career gets locked in a shed.What about his announcing/abuse-of-bully-pulpit career?
The great thing about this blog is the way justice is ferreted out with equality for all, regardless of social status. Standing behind The 5 shows the caliber of the serious Michigan fan.
This is bigger than just football.
It is totally irresponsible to keep repeating the spurrious and unfounded rumor that Craig james killed five hookers while at SMU. Surely we're better than that.
Can you fault them for it?
Sure, I suppose I could have left off the "in Texas" part, but only the ones in Texas are able to vote for him. But yes, it's my understanding that men everywhere love hookers.
"Dead Hooker Storage" found, believed to be Craig James. Originally posted on Reddit claiming to be his, but then posted on Lost Letterman and they said the CJK5H is not true. Why would Lost Letterman cover for Craig James?
http://www.lostlettermen.com/5-21-2012-craig-james-dead-hooker-storage-photo/
http://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/tx6da/weve_found_craig_james_secret_lair_allegedly/
Didn't I read somewhere that Craig James killed 5 hookers? I think it has been alleged but not actually proven in a court of law . . . yet. I wonder if he can be elected while the jury is still out on him having killed 5 hookers. And why would Craig James allegedly want to kill 5 hookers? I mean, I could understand allegedly killing 1 hooker. Maybe even 2. But allegedly killing 5 hookers? What the hell did they do to him other than allegedly give him pleasure? People shouldn't go around allegedly killing hookers.
...but it's rumored that while on the campaign trail he was heard to say that "necrophilia is a choice." Allegedly.
Allegedly, he killed 5 hookers while he was at SMU.
Allegedly? I don't think its simply alleged anymore. It has allegedly been confirmed by several witnesses that allegedly saw the heinous acts. Allegedly.