Pro Combat Uniforms: Minnesota
Possibly the best one yet.
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2012/5/14/3018610/pro-combat-goes-b1g-minnesota-edition
[Edit: Image won't resize. Here's your dose of Prince and Gopher for the day.]
There should be a "Tremendous" moderate option.
The Gopher should ride into the stadium on a purple Hondamatic and the cheerleaders should dress like this.
...a Raspberry Beret.
WHEN IS NIKE GOING TO REALIZE THEYRE PUTTING OUT CRAP?!? DO THEY REALLY EXPECT PEOPLE TO LIKE THESE?? HOW ARE THE PLAYERS SUPPOSED TO PLAY WITH HIGH HEELS AND FRILLY GLOVES?? PLUS, THEY ARE GOING TO GET KILLED WITHOUT ANY CHEST PROTECTION. THIS CANT BE REAL!!!
/s
that you had to put the /s at the end notwithstanding the over-the-top all caps and ridiculous uniforms so people wouldn't think you were serious-true, but troubling.
One thing's for sure: they've got the look.
With Raspberry syrup?
and the scary part is, these unis might actually improve on-field performance.
I'd never seen that site before. Those are hilarious. Especially UM's and Iowa's. Minnesota's does take the cake so far, though.
My IU friends loved the Indiana one (Knight throwing the chair on the helmet, the "uniform doubles as a basketball uniform, as it is a basketball uniform", etc) but this one's the new leader so far.
Those are pretty funny actually, right up there with the IU uniforms, and I hate to say it, but they might need to unleash these to get some attention to the program if Kill can't get them turned around in a few years.
I could see them altering the end of "Minnesota Rouser" to read:
"But it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right
And you say, 'What have I got to lose?'"
Which would, of course, be followed by: "M-I-N-N-E-S-O-T-A"
Well done, BHGP.
Missed Nebraska and (prettty funny) Wisconsin. But this one might hit new heights. Inspired.
...not the new Nike Gopher uniforms. That must be some kind of joke.
Here is a link to the official Minnesota athletic department and the new uniforms:
http://www.gophersports.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/gopher-football-uniforms.html
But either way. There's this:
...those make me hungry for McDonalds.
Just in case someone was looking for Wisconsin's and Nebraska's.
Heres Wisconsin's....
and here's Nebraska's.....
I think Wisconsin would run into trouble with beer sponsored helmets... /s
The boots with the GB socks are what sold me though.
Love these pro combat unis
The combination of Counting Crows and Zubaz is ALWAYS a win.
I have not thought of that song in years. Now I am sing it.
Game Blouses
Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?